Earth, a room full of modern atmosphere, the boy who was sleeping on the bed opened his sleepy eyes, then turned and turned over, pulled the familiar quilt, let out a long series of breaths, and fell into a tired sleep again.

This young man is Ye Fan, the day after he returned from the plane of "Zhu Xian", from yesterday to today, Ye Fan did not go out of the door, and directly lay on the bed and attached to the smell of the quilt, deeply unable to extricate himself.

I'm really tired, every time my soul comes back from another plane, I feel very sleepy, which is a manifestation of the lack of strong spiritual power as a young Heavenly Dao Mother; Only the stronger Ye Fan's ability, the less affected Ye Fan's soul will will be when it descended on other planes, until it turned into nothingness.

The next day, the sun in the east just showed a small section, and Ye Fan, who was sleeping soundly, was kicked awake by Ye Qianlong, who was like a brother and father, according to his words, the pain on his body had not healed, he couldn't get up to cook, and he still wanted Ye Fan to get breakfast!

"Ye Qianlong, I wish you an hour of urine!" Ye Fan got up from the bed with sleepy eyes, and rushed to the back of the triumphant departure, hating and scolding shamelessness for a second, obviously his body had recovered, so he had to pretend to be sick.

It's just to avoid the daily cooking and laundry! Alas, it was all the work he was contracted by his grandfather, but now he has to do it for a mentally depressed person, Ye Fan brushed his teeth and washed his face with great grief, and then stared at Ye Qianlong, who was sleeping under the quilt next door.

Time flickered, and it was time for breakfast and dinner, and the grandfather, who came back from walking the bird with a birdcage, kept chattering, "It's weird!" ”

Grandpa sat at the dinner table, and also met Ye Qianlong, who was "strange".

I saw that Ye Qianlong's lips were obviously pale at this time, his body was weak, and he was a duck who had been squeezed dry by great health care, and he dragged his body listlessly and slowly walked to the dining table.

"It's weird!" The two of them said in unison.

Then the two fathers and sons, staring at each other with big eyes, and after a while, asked each other, what are you to blame?

"Old man, I may be sick, I have been urinating frequently for a whole hour in the morning, and I have been urinating so much that I doubt my life! I feel that the number of times I go to the toilet in this hour can exceed the limit of my cumulative amount in a month! Ye Qianlong sat on the chair sluggishly, and then looked at the red face of the old man with a painful face, and couldn't help but be full of envy! Envy of a father who has a tough body.

"You call me an old man? Your dad doesn't even bark! Grandpa directly rewarded Ye Qianlong with a heavy chestnut (referred to as finger knocking on the head).

Sitting on the side and watching the lively Ye Fan, it seems that grandpa's standard chestnut kung fu, thinking about the chestnuts that have been beaten on his head countless times, can't help but sigh, chestnuts are all genetic!

"Be specific!" After giving away a few chestnuts, the grandfather spoke again.

"My hour, I have frequent urgency to urinate, every time I feel the mouth of the straight stem pipe, a distance of one centimeter is about to spray out, but I finally get to the toilet, open the zipper, but the urine comes out of a drop!"

"Okay, drop by drop, I went back to the bed and just lay down, and once again the surging urine went straight to Huanglong, I had to pinch the pipe to the toilet again, and TM came another drop, this irritating frequent urination, made me suspect that the pipe was blocked!" Ye Qianlong looked up at the ceiling of the building, and sighed with a haggard face.

"Is it the mud clogged by the steamed cake you ate last night?" The mud in Grandpa's mouth is what the older generation called dough, and people who often eat steamed cakes will encounter the situation where flour chokes on their throats.

"At first, I thought so, I had all my toothpicks ready, and it turned out that there didn't seem to be any problems with the pipes! Dad, am I seriously ill! Ye Qianlong looked at his old father with a loveless expression, and then took out a toothpick box full of toothpicks from his pocket and put it on the dining table.

"And you're now?" Grandpa looked at the toothpick box that Ye Qianlong took out from under his pants with a disgusted expression, he already felt that it was a waste to throw this box into the trash after eating.

"It's all right now, just finally let me pee out!" Ye Qianlong had an expression after finally completing the task with difficulty, and his whole face was full of pride after saying this.

"If you pee out, you probably don't pay attention to hygiene!" Grandpa glanced at Ye Qianlong with the appearance of a person who had come over, and then said.

“。。。。” Ye Qianlong was speechless.

Ye Fan, who was sitting next to him, heard his grandfather's fierce words, poofed, and instantly sprayed rice.

Ye Qianlong suddenly looked at Ye Fan, who was smiling from ear to ear, with a fierce face, and looked at himself, a child with great powers, and a trace of doubt slowly grew in his head.

"Did you do it?" Ye Qianlong asked.

Ye Fan said with a smile: "I can only tell fortunes and approve fortunes, nothing else!" ”

Ye Qianlong squinted his eyes and stared at Ye Fan, falling into thought, as if thinking about Ye Fan's ability to show before.

"Okay, don't think about it, it's obvious that you don't pay attention to hygiene, pay attention next time!" Ye Fan turned around and went to the microwave oven, took a cup containing three cups of milk from the microwave oven and put it on the table, and then said to Ye Qianlong.

Ye Fan's words almost choked Ye Qianlong, who was eating breakfast, to death on the spot.

After Ye Fan finished breakfast, he went to school, chatted with Ke Xiaoqiang in the school, and listened to the class; After class, he chatted with Xia Yuyan and Mei Linlin, the two school girls, and this kind of life made Ye Fan very happy.

It's simple, it's plain, it's 12 days in a flash, and in 12 days, Ye Fan has a good relationship with Xia Yuyan and Mei Linlin, and often you can see the three of them joking with hippie smiles in the school, playing, quarreling and chasing. In this way, Ye Fan has become a thorn in the eyes of the male compatriots in the school, the thorn in the side of the common hatred and hatred, and the object of co-prosperity and curse.

Of course, all the male compatriots who cursed Ye Fan had hemorrhoids on their buttocks, which made the hemorrhoids medicine in the medical store at the entrance of the school out of stock for a while, and the supply and demand were tight.

On Friday afternoon, Mei Linlin ran over and told Ye Fan that the day after tomorrow was her birthday, and hoped to invite Ye Fan to help her celebrate this happy day, and Ye Fan agreed.

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On a rainy night, disturbing all night, dear readers, in the air-conditioned room, remember to hydrate!

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