Chapter 26: Bang Bang Bang!
"Smack!"
Suddenly, a slap interrupted the demon's thumping.
The evil ghost looked at Lu Tianyi with a stunned expression, and asked, "Why did you beat me again?" ”
"It's nothing, just fight if you want!" Lu Tianyi said nonchalantly, and then slapped him with a "snap".
"You...... You ......" the demon was frightened and angry.
"What am I, I!" Saying that, Lu Tianyi slapped him again.
"I'm going to the underworld to sue you......"
"Smack!"
"I'm going to accuse you of mistreating the captives......"
"Smack!"
"I want to ......"
"Smack!"
"I ......"
"Smack!"
"Adult ......"
"Smack!"
"Please don't ......"
"Smack!"
"Hit ......"
"Smack!"
In the quiet room, there was only a ghost begging for mercy and Lu Tianyi's slapping.
Uncle Zhao looked at the evil ghost who was constantly slapped in the face by Lu Tianyi, not only did he not have any sympathy, but his heart was relieved.
"Hey, how could I be so evil and have no sympathy at all?"
"Cut, I'm a ghost now, why do you want compassion?"
"Seeing that this kid Tianyi is playing so well, should I go and hit it twice?" Uncle Zhao glanced at the fierce appearance of the evil ghost, and said secretly in his heart: "Forget it, I don't remember the villain, so let Tianyi help me slap him a few more times!" ”
After a long time, the room finally fell silent.
On Huangquan Road, two people walked side by side, one of them in a black robe held a black bamboo pole in his hand, and behind the bamboo pole was a hideous-looking but pitiful evil ghost.
It didn't take long for the three of them to come to the gate of a magnificent city.
At this time, the evil ghost suddenly accelerated, overtook Lu Tianyi, and ran to the city gate with his fishing rod.
"My lord, my lord, I want to sue!" The demon shouted as he ran to the captain of the soldiers defending the city.
"Oh? What are you going to sue? The captain of the soldiers looked at the demon in amazement.
"He, I'm going to sue him, he mistreated me!" As he spoke, the evil ghost pointed his head at Lu Tianyi.
The captain of the soldiers turned his head to look at Lu Tianyi, smiled at him, and then looked at the evil ghost with a smile, "Is he you going to sue?" ”
Seeing the smile of the soldier captain, the evil ghost shuddered in his heart, and had a bad premonition.
Sure enough, his hunch was quickly confirmed.
"Guys, this is what I gave you, it's fun, you're welcome!" Lu Tianyi said with a smile. At the same time, with a gesture of reaching out, the fishing rod turned into a black light and flew back into his hand.
The rod was suddenly withdrawn, and before the demon could rejoice, he was surrounded by several soldiers and looked at him with a wicked smile.
"Brothers, do it!" The captain of the soldiers greeted him, and suddenly, several soldiers shot out together, punching and kicking the evil spirit.
Uncle Zhao, who saw this scene, was dumbfounded, looked at Lu Tianyi beside him, and asked, "This is?" ”
"Oh, this!" Lu Tianyi said with a smile: "These soldiers have to stay here every day on weekdays, they are very bored, and they can't leave their posts without permission, so they very much hope that ghosts will come to make trouble, but this is the underworld, so this situation is rare for decades, so they aim at the ghosts caught by the ghosts." ”
"But ordinary ghosts must not be able to move, after all, the underworld has the rules of the underworld. But there is one exception, that is, the evil spirit with great sin in his body, this kind of coming to the underworld, not to mention the rest, but he must be punished. And the punishment must be quite severe. Anyway, the left and right sides are punished, and even if the Ten Palaces Hades know about it, they won't say anything, so these soldiers have no scruples, as long as they don't beat them to the ground. ”
As he spoke, the screams of evil spirits were heard from time to time.
"Ah......h
"Don't slap your face, don't slap your face......"
"Don't ...... Don't......"
Lu Tianyi glanced at the evil ghosts who were beaten by the group, and couldn't help but shake his head violently.
In fact, he didn't know these things originally, but he came here not long ago to hand in the mission, and saw a few soldiers beating a bad ghost in a group, and only then did he know these things after inquiring.
"Uncle Zhao, I'll leave first, you can wait for reincarnation in the underworld with peace of mind!"
"Well, good!"
Lu Tianyi, who returned home, received a notification from the ghost APP.
"Autonomous Mission: Send Soul Zhao Ze, Evaluation: Normal, Points: 1."
"Autonomous Mission: Capture an evil ghost, Evaluation: Normal, Points: 1, Heavenly Merit: 1."
Thinking of the battle with the evil ghosts just now, Lu Tianyi found that not only did he restrain the ghosts in his skills, but his weapons were also underworld weapons that hurt the soul, and at the same time, those ghosts fought by instinct, and there were no subtle moves. In the end, although his cultivation is very weak, he can completely explode the general evil ghost with real combat power.
"It seems that this is the gap between those who know martial arts and those who have brute strength!"
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"Squeak~"
Lu Tianyi pushed open the door, looked at the dusty room, inexplicable emotion appeared on his face, and muttered, "I'm finally back!" ”
Step in and the breeze blows!
"Ahem! What! Ahem! I just want to be a high force. Gema! Ahem! Lu Tianyi muttered dissatisfiedly while covering his mouth and nose with his hands.
"Alas~ Forget it, if you don't practice today, let's clean up!"
Just do it, Lu Tianyi came to the supermarket outside the community and began to buy all kinds of daily necessities.
This house is not big, with two bedrooms and one living room, only more than 70 square meters, but it is the hard work of his parents for so many years.
There are so many memories of him and his parents here!
After his parents died in a car accident, he often slept alone in his room until he burst into tears.
It wasn't until later, when he was diagnosed with cancer and sentenced to death by doctors, that he left the home where he had lived for more than ten years.
Now that he is well, he feels that it is time to come back, although his longing for his parents has long faded, but it is always inadvertently, it will come back to his heart again.
At night, sitting on the balcony, blowing the gentle breeze, watching the city lights are bright, people on the road are coming, and the traffic is endless, I can't help but show a smile.
"Dad, Mom, after so many years, I believe you have also been reincarnated! Congratulations to you first, I worked hard for half my life in my last life, and I had an accident before I had time to enjoy it, and my life is getting better in this life, you look at the bustling city outside, how beautiful! ”
"Also, my illness has also been cured, and I have become a ghost, this is a civil servant, an iron rice bowl! Maybe there will be a chance to rank in the immortal class in the future, are you happy? Your son has a great deal! ”
"Now, in the future, if I meet you on the street, remember to call me big brother! I'll buy you candy to eat! ”
"But, Mom, you are comfortable, you have a poor son and a rich daughter, and you are beautiful, otherwise, you will not be able to give birth to such a handsome son as me, and your life will be good in the future." As for you, Dad, it's a little hanging, let's not talk about whether it's handsome or not, at least not as handsome as me, you won't refute this. It's useless for you to refute, because that's what it is. Then, now the mortgage and car loan, the pressure on men's lives is very high, so you have to work hard! ”
"Also, the driver who escaped," Lu Tianyi's voice became low, "Don't worry, I will definitely avenge this revenge!" I will let him be severely punished for his mistakes! A rare ferocity flashed in Lu Tianyi's eyes.