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The wooden clone at this moment, he is not a person, he is definitely not a person. He is a walking knowledge base, he is a witness of history, he illuminates the long river of history with the flame of knowledge, his words are full of thick feelings, full of surging passion, like thunder piercing the sky.

The wooden clone danced when he was excited, covered his face and sighed when he talked about sadness, and laughed when he talked about happiness.

In short, the wooden clone is all-encompassing, and the hunt is very wide, far from being able to say everything in half a word, and even he himself is talking and forgetting, and the last second is still talking about the dialectical way of logical thinking, and the next second it becomes eighteen ways to eat oranges.

As soon as he finished talking about the sixteen ways to eat oranges, before he could say the last two, he became the ancient Greek philosopher Socrates.

"You know what? There was a philosopher in ancient Greece named Socrates, and the philosopher was ......"

"You just said that!"

Xiao Baixing interrupted the wooden clone, she listened very carefully, although she couldn't understand almost any of the stories told by the wooden clone, but it didn't prevent her from correcting the story of the wooden clone and repeating it.

"I'm afraid you won't remember!"

The wooden clone smiled slightly, in fact, he really forgot to finish talking about the philosopher, it was rare for Xiao Baixing to remember.

"Socrates once said, why aren't oranges sweet? That's because you're peeling the skin the wrong way! The wooden clone said solemnly.

"Oops! Why didn't he go to the United States to run for president! It's all! Yama Dao couldn't bear to look at him directly.

"Were there oranges in ancient Greece?"

Madara, who had been silent, finally spoke, but the focus seemed strange.

"I don't think so!"

Yan Luodao subconsciously replied, reacted and said with a smile: "What's the use of you asking me, we are all one, the memory is the same, I know, you know." ”

"Not necessarily! Wooden clones are so waveful, you know? Madara laughed.

“……”

"He didn't say he didn't know, but when he said it, I found out that I knew a lot of things!" Madara touched his chin and said thoughtfully.

"It's a lot, but it's all nonsense!" Yama snorted lightly, "Your Socrates said that oranges are not sweet, because the way they peel them is wrong!" , oranges aren't sweet, obviously because you didn't dip them in sugar! ”

"I think that oranges are not sweet because the heart is too bitter!" The spotted eyelid drooped and said calmly.

"Bitter? Do you have a bitter stomach? ”

“……”

"I can't see this!"

Seeing that the wooden clone has broken through the solar system and is about to talk about the Milky Way, the Yama Dao really can't stand it.

"You go back first, I'll watch for a while!" Madara said disapprehantly.

"Sure enough, the body is the most powerful!"

Yama Dao sighed and left the illusion space of the wooden clone.

As soon as the Yama Dao returned to the water shelter rope in the real space, he saw that Madara, who was sitting on the side, had also returned.

I don't know how many hours have passed in the illusion space of the wooden clone, but the time in the real space has just passed a second.

The wooden clone sitting next to Xiao Baixing opened his eyes, and Xiao Baixing, who had just experienced a unique dream, continued to sleep soundly.

The wooden clone stood up from Xiao Shiraishi's shell bed, appeared in the water rope in the next second, and said in high spirits: "Mission accomplished!" From now on, she is one of our companions! ”

"Good work!"

Madara nodded, acknowledging that what the wood clone said was true.

Hearing the conversation between Madara and the wood clone, Yama Dao couldn't help but be stunned.

Although Xiao Bai Xing is only a six-year-old little mermaid, Yan Luo Dao does not believe that Xiao Bai Xing can be persuaded by relying on the nonsense of the wooden clone to break through the universe.

Obviously, the focus of persuasion is in the second half, to be precise, the unknown things that the wooden clone said to Xiao Baixing after he left the illusion space.

"It's okay! It's much easier than having a meeting. ”

The wooden clone waved his hand, as if he didn't care, but there was excitement on his face, "I haven't said it so enjoyable for a long time, and I won't be bored if I don't talk for a week!" ”

"Haven't you heard that villains die of talking?" Yan Luo Dao said angrily.

"What does it have to do with me, I'm not a villain!"

The wooden clone looked disapplieving, and after speaking, he saw that Madara and Yama Dao were silent.

"Huh?"

The wooden clone looked surprised and said in surprise: "Are we villains?" How I didn't know! I always thought we were all in the chaotic neutral camp! Wouldn't it be a pity to be such a handsome villain! ”

"......" Madara and Yama Dao continued to be silent.

"Why don't we be decent?" The wooden clone asked tentatively.

"It's a pity!"

"What do you think should be a good party?"

"Egg yolk pie!"

"Actually, pineapple pie is pretty good!"

"I love strawberry pie!"

The wooden clone said with a grin, and then changed his words and said: "We are obviously one person, but we like three factions, what kind of situation do you say this kind of thing will happen!" ”

"When you're hungry!" Madara laughed.

“……”

The wooden clone was stunned for a moment, then reacted and said admiringly to Madara: "It's worthy of the body!" The answer he wanted wasn't the answer Madara was talking about.

"What did you tell the auspicious fish?" Yama Dao ignored the ridicule of Madara and the wooden clone, and asked the doubts in his heart.

"Guess what!"

The wooden clone looked at Yama Dao with a grin, he had long expected Yama Dao to ask this.

So he just said a lot, saying that he ran away from the Yama Knife, just to wait for this moment.

Who let Yama Dao laugh at him unscrupulously in the illusion space just now.

“……”

"I've said a long time ago that the mouth is king. What is Su Qin and Zhang Yi relying on vertically and horizontally? Mouth! What is Zhuge Kongming's tongue war group Confucianism? It's still a mouth! Of course, you may say that it is by wisdom and stratagem, but in the final analysis, what they all have in common is to persuade people with their mouths, and without mouths, how can they persuade people! ”

The wooden clone stood with his hands in his hands, with a lonely expression on his face.

"Don't blow it, the little white star is a six-year-old child who doesn't know anything, and you are not only ashamed, but also proud to convince a little girl who is in the stage of enlightenment! It's really shameless! also got involved with me to the Guigu family, just like you, if you want to go to the Warring States Period to be a lobbyist, you will be the first to be killed! You have to whip the corpse when you're done! Yama Dao said mercilessly.

"......" (To be continued.) )