Chapter 306: Silly Sheep

"You can't say that! Behold, this little flower of the cow belongs to the male and female? ”

"You don't need to ask, of course it's the mother!"

Guo Jing clapped his hands, "Isn't that just kneeling for milk!" ”

Hearing this, Lu Tianyi once again looked at Guo Jingtou with admiration.

"It's the same nine-year compulsory education, why are you so good?"

"We're different, we're different!"

"What's the difference?"

"You are nine years of compulsory education, and I am ten years of hard study!"

Lu Tianyi: "......"

You really are Xiu'er herself!

On the other side, the goat listened to Guo Jing's words and nodded, "What you said makes a little sense!" ”

"Xiaohua, do you think I want to kneel, and then you let me take a sip?"

Hearing this, the cow glanced at the Pythagorean sheep and opened his mouth to spit out two words: "Don't talk!" ”

"Xiaohua, don't be so ruthless!" Pythagorean said affectionately.

The cow looked at the goat, stood up and said to Lu Tianyi, "You are guests, do you want to drink a glass of milk?" ”

Everyone was stunned, and Xiaoqing asked cheaply, "We, can we?" ”

Niu Xiaohua hasn't answered yet, and the Pythagorean sheep is not happy, "What do you think about this perverted bird?" I haven't even drunk the old sheep yet. ”

Niu Xiaohua ignored the Pythagorean sheep, turned around and walked into a room, and walked out with a set of tea sets in her mouth.

The teapot was placed smoothly on the stone table in the small courtyard, and then it put the teapot on the stone bench, flexibly opened the lid with its mouth, and after aligning it underneath, a milky white trickle continued to shoot into the teapot.

When the teapot was full, Niu Xiaohua closed the lid and picked up the teapot and skillfully poured six cups of milk.

"A few guests, please taste!"

Lu Tianyi and the others glanced at each other, a little moved.

This is fresh milk from cow essence, and it is hard to find!

Lu Tianyi and the others each picked up the teacup, put it in front of their mouths and sniffed it with their noses, there was a faint milky fragrance.

Under the envious gaze of the Pythagorean sheep, Lu Tianyi and the others tasted the milk carefully.

The milk has a hint of warmth, mellow and soft in the mouth, and is slightly sweet, without the slightest fishy smell of fresh milk.

"How does it taste?" Seeing everyone put down the cups, Niu Xiaohua asked.

"It's so delicious, I want to raise a cow!" Lu Tianyi said.

"Of course, Xiaohua's milk is the best!" Pythagorean sheep looks like a proud one.

"Since the guests like it, you can also pour a cup per person in this teapot, don't waste it!"

"Thank you, Cowgirl!" Lu Tianyi thanked him.

"This cow is female, it should be no problem to call it a cow girl, right?!" He said secretly in his heart.

Who knows, Niu Xiaohua hasn't said anything yet, and the Pythagorean sheep is not happy again: "Boy, what do you think?" Old sheep's sister, you dare to tease! Believe it or not, the old sheep can't pull out the horns of your **! ”

Lu Tianyi: "......"

No matter how I am, I don't need to snatch a girl from a sheep with you!

And you're a sheep, and you still want to go to other people's cows. What's the matter, do you still want to have an interracial relationship?

Or do you think you're a big dick and you're a cow. Force?

Guo Jing patted Lu Tianyi and laughed: "Reduced to the big guy Lu who grabbed cows with goats!" ”

"Get out!" Lu Tianyi rolled his eyes, revealing a dangerous aura.

Pouring himself a glass of milk, Lu Tianyi looked at the milk in his hand, and then looked at the Pythagorean sheep with a longing face on the side, and suddenly had a plan in mind.

"Old sheep, do you want to drink the milk from my cup?" Lu Tianyi shook the cup leisurely in front of the Pythagorean sheep.

"Yes, yes!" The goat hurriedly stuck out its tongue and nodded, and its tail stood up.

"This sheep is the same as a dog!" Lu Tianyi slandered in his heart.

"It's easy to drink if you want to, I'll ask you two questions later, you just need to call twice!"

"It's that simple?" Pythagorean sheep are a little suspicious.

"It's that simple!"

"Good!"

"Old sheep, old sheep, do you think I'm a man?"

"What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, you just need to scream twice!"

"Oh!" Pythagorean nodded: "~"

Looking at Lu Tianyi, who was so good-looking, Guo Jing knelt down directly, and there was still this kind of operation.

What a show!

"Very good, now comes to the second question. Am I manly and handsome? ”

Pythagorean looked at Lu Tianyi whitely, and spit out two words in his mouth: "Stupid dick!" ”

"Poofhaha~" The milk in Guo Xiang's mouth squirted out instantly, holding his stomach and laughing: "Oh, Brother Lu, I can't stand it, it's so funny, you were actually scolded by a goat!" ”

Lu Tianyi: "......"

I haven't suffered this kind of grievance since I grew up so big!

"Boy, although I don't understand man, but you're still handsome? I'm the most handsome! Pythagorean glanced at Lu Tianyi disdainfully.

Lu Tianyi's black line on the door of his head.

I can't bear it! A stupid sheep dares to despise himself.

Just in an instant, the small courtyard shook and dusty.

"Sheep Fighting Magic!"

"Ass stabbing magic!"

A few minutes later, Lu Tianyi relied on his strong physique and successfully rode the goat under him.

"Convincing or not, stupid sheep!"

"Phew! Boy, if you have the ability to let me go, let's fight for another 300 rounds! "The Pythagorean sheep was angry.

"It's really stupid to say that you're stupid, I've already defeated you now, why should I let you fight again?!"

Pythagorean was stunned, "That's right!" ”

Everyone: "......"

The title of stupid sheep is really not covered!

"Okay dead sheep, don't be embarrassed here, hurry up!" Niu Xiaohua, who couldn't stand it, finally spoke, "Guest, please let this stupid sheep goat!" ”

"No problem!" Lu Tianyi immediately got up.

Feeling that his body was empty, the Pythagorean sheep took advantage of Lu Tianyi's failure to react, and his limbs were forced, a jack.

"Look at my old sheep if you don't kill you!"

Jack Drop!

Sensing the Pythagorean sheep's thoughts, Lu Tianyi's body suddenly emitted a dazzling golden light, and his body was like a 10,000-ton boulder, and he immediately pressed down and sat on the Pythagorean sheep.

"Bang!"

The whole courtyard trembled, and the Pythagorean sheep was directly pressed to the ground.

"Oops! My old sheep's waist! ”

"Silly sheep, you have a jack, and I also have a jack pendant, I can't crush you!" Lu Tianyi said happily.

"Gua Wazi, you quickly open it for me, the old sheep's waist will be crushed by you!"

"It's okay if it's crushed, I heard that the sheep's waist is greatly supplemented, so your sheep's waist should be repaired!" Lu Tianyi had a wicked smile on his face.

Hearing Lu Tianyi's words, the Pythagorean sheep immediately became excited, and his body kept struggling, trying to escape from Lu Tianyi's ass.

"Come on, kill the sheep, help!"

"Brother Lu, I heard that sheep eggs are also very replenished!" Guo Jing added.

Hearing this, the Pythagorean sheep became even more excited, and the struggle became bigger and bigger.

Taking advantage of Lu Tianyi's ignorance, the Pythagorean sheep suddenly burst out with a huge force, broke free, and ran outside while shouting.

"Silly sheep!" Niu Xiaohua looked at the Pythagorean sheep who was so embarrassed and rolled her eyes.

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