Last night, like a fool, I spent the night in the park with Su Bao.

If he didn't go out tonight, he felt like he was going to suffocate to death.

"Come on, we're here to help, we can't overdo it. The people at their police station are as tired as their grandsons, and you still run over to jump, which is too much hatred. Qingmeng dissuaded meaningfully.

Sima Jiu just glanced at her with a sneer: "Don't think I don't know, you made an appointment with a hip-lifting fitness instructor tonight." ”

Qingmeng blew up at that time: "How the do you know?" ”

Sima Jiuyi trotted to the door of the reception room, opened the door, and said to Qingmeng with bad intentions: "Because I am the fitness coach, how about it, do the hip photos I found on the Internet look good?" ”

"Oh, little brother, I really want to touch your buttocks!"

"I want to not only touch it, but also kiss it. Rest assured, I'm sure we'll have a great night. ”

Sima Jiu mimicked the voice that Qingmeng sent him, and the tone was simply coquettish, prodigal and cheap.

By the way, he also patted his buttocks, "Come on, my little brother's beautiful buttocks are here, do you want me to take off my pants and let you kiss them?" ”

"Grass! Sima Jiu, you are simply looking for death! ”

Qingmeng was so angry that he took off his shoes and smashed directly towards the door, Sima Jiu's eyes were fast, and he took the door with him after slipping out of the door.

The shoe slammed against the door with a clang.

Sima Jiu patted his heart, "Ouch,, it's so dangerous!" ”

Let you make an appointment all day long, step on the thunder!

Sima Jiu turned around triumphantly.

The night is coming! Thisisshowtime！ It's time to get out on the waves!

However, as soon as he turned around, he met a pair of dark eyes, and he was so frightened that he took two steps back and leaned against the door.

"What for? Can you not be like this, like a ghost, appearing behind others! Haven't you heard that people are scary, can they scare people to death? ”

As a result, Su Bao just glanced at him deeply, and said inexplicably, "What if I don't have a human?" ”

Damn, this tone ...... Simply so!

At that time, Sima Jiu felt a chill, which began to rise from the soles of his feet, and he swallowed his saliva involuntarily: "Let me tell you, this joke is not funny at all." ”

He wasn't afraid, he just felt that Su Bao's faint eyes were ...... It's scary.

As a result, in the next moment, Su Bao blinked, and in an instant, he had a watery and cute little expression.

"Do you want to go to a bar?" Su Bao asked.

Sima Jiu just strode out: "Why are you asking this?" ”

Su Bao just glanced at him deeply, and then said inexplicably: "Then do you want someone to treat you?" ”

Sima Jiu hadn't reacted yet: "Isn't this nonsense?" Who doesn't want someone to treat them? ”

While talking, the two had already come out of the police station and stood on the side of the road, and Sima Jiu also hailed a taxi by the way.

"Okay, then you've got a treat tonight." Su Bao said, so naturally he directly pulled the car door and sat down.

Wait a minute.

What do you mean?

"You mean, you'd like to treat me tonight?" Sima Jiu still felt a little incredulous. If memory serves, there doesn't seem to be any friendship between them.

Su Bao just nodded very calmly.

"Why?" Sima Jiu thinks this is simply incomprehensible, okay?

Su Bao just said more calmly, "Rich, capricious." ”

Grass!

Sima Jiu was almost choked to death by this sentence, "Little sister, hasn't anyone taught you, it's easy for people to be unable to answer when you talk like this!" ”

Su Bao was playing with Snake on his mobile phone, and he didn't pay attention to Sima Jiu's words at all, "Oh, I just want others to be unable to pick it up." ”

Sima Jiu: "......" Damn! Where did this devil come from? Forget it, he didn't bother to care so much, someone had a treat, that was the best thing, so he didn't ask why!

Su Bao gave himself a name for his long snake -

#阿宝想吃蛇宝宝#

Daihei: Bao, tell me, will you want to eat baby birds one day?

……

The bar was dimly lit.

Su Bao followed Sima Jiu in, and immediately filled his eardrums with loud music.

But she still has the tip of her ears, and from this noisy and noisy sound, she can clearly distinguish which ones are men's roars, which are women's laughter, and which are music's sounds.

It was the first time for Su Bao to come to such a lively place, so he followed Sima Jiu to probe his brain.

Seeing her look like a dirty bun, Sima Jiu immediately sneered mercilessly: "Don't tell me, you've never been to a bar." ”

Su Bao looked at him like a fool, and the whole person was very reasonable, "I've never been here, what's wrong?" ”

"Alas, this shows that your youth is simply meaningless!"

Sima Jiu shook his head particularly pompously, looking extremely regretful.

Su Bao: "??? ”

What do you mean? Didn't understand.

Sima Jiu continued to talk eloquently, "Youth, you should smoke and drink, jump and club, be crazy and crazy, and wave and wave, so as to live up to your young time!" ”

Su Bao, there is no youth.

So he could only listen to Sima Jiu with a confused face, and then tilted his head and asked a little ignorantly: "Is it?" ”

Sima Jiu himself is actually less than twenty, but in front of Su Bao, he has to put on a long-standing appearance, pretending to be very sophisticated, and nodding categorically: "Of course it is!" People are not crazy and vain teenagers, and people are not romantic and vain teenagers. ”

In order to verify what he said, Sima Jiu also found a beautiful woman to talk to......

"Look, I'll let you know what madness is! What is the merry flow! ”

Su Bao looked at it seriously.

In fact, the corner of the eye wanders around the bar.

Before she could find the figure she was looking for, she only heard a "pop".

Frightened, Su Bao hurriedly came back to his senses.

Sima Jiu covered the left half of his face, and a young and beautiful woman who stood up straight and looked sober on the surface, but in fact her eyes were not focused, was smiling at him stupidly. As if the slap in his face was not from her.

Sima Jiu's heart was like a dog.

How did he know that he stopped a woman at random, and he was still drunk!

Damn, what kind of luck is this?

This slap made half of his face swollen.

At this time, Su Bao tilted his head and said, "This is madness, is this romance?" ”

Sima Jiu: "......" MMP! She looks so soft and cute, he can't even tell whether she is talking back or really studying and asking!