Burst~

Feeling that the situation was not good, Xu Jinning worked hard to tighten the chrysanthemum, clamped his legs, and wanted to release the fart with as little airflow as possible, which was earth-shattering and was used as a laughing stock by this group of SB students.

But there is a good saying, farts come like a mountain, you can't run if you want to, just when Xu Jinning controlled the size of the airflow excreted by his body, he suddenly only felt a gurgling in his stomach, followed by the fart that had already come to the city, and suddenly it was like pressurized, with a loud bang, it exploded out directly, and at the same time, the yellow mixed in the middle of the fart also suddenly burst out.

Puff~~

This fart was put into a flower, poof, the rich smell instantly filled the entire space, Ye Xinhua hurriedly retreated with Tang Xiaoxiao, spicy eyes, this time it was not a fart smell at all, but a smell of two or eight hundred.

All the students smelled this pungent smell and retreated in horror one by one, but Xu Jinning had a slightly relieved expression on his face at this time, fart is a chemical weapon, worn around in the stomach, if it is not eliminated in time, it will cause stomach pain, chrysanthemum sourness and other adverse reactions.

So this fart was released, and Xu Jinning actually had an indescribable feeling of refreshment, but this feeling of refreshment only lasted for a few seconds, because a few seconds later he heard a strange cry that was absolutely terrifying!

"I'm grass, look at it, this SB big little pull pants!"

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and with a roar, everyone looked at Xu Jinning like a monster, their eyes were as big as light bulbs, and at the same time, they covered their mouths one by one, pointing at Xu Jinning's ass and whispering, not the sound of snickering.

Xu Jinning was pointed at, the whole person was stupid, at this time he remembered, he was very sassy today, he was wearing a white suit, and his underwear was also white, everyone knows that white can't hide color, once there is something in the crotch, it will be discovered in an instant.

Just like just now, Xu Jinning was refreshed, and printed a pale yellow daisy on his buttocks.

The students were about to laugh, Xu Jinning completely collapsed at this time, what a strong person can be under the guidance of a group of people, calmly and calmly, and pull his trouser pockets!

Others don't know, anyway, Xu Jinning has an urge to die at this time, it's too embarrassing, it's too embarrassing!

The most important thing is that this time Xu Jinning still released a shocking fart in front of Tang Xiaoxiao, which made Xu Jinning face Tang Xiaoxiao in the future, this is simply bloody!

Xu Jinning now just wants to get out of here quickly, escape from this sad place, and his stomach is rumbling again, as if he has begun to prepare for the second wave of attacks, and the brought by this second wave is thicker and more than the first time, I am afraid that the lethality will be greater than the first time.

Thinking of this, Xu Jinning didn't care about anything else, so he ran out of the building, and at this time, the students who were blocking the road were all scared, and shouted loudly like a plague god: "My grass, it's all for Lao Tzu to dodge, I don't want to be covered in shit by this bastard!" ”

I don't know who roared, and the next moment everyone brushed to make way for Xu Jinning, at this time Xu Jinning ran out like crazy, and kept spraying stinky farts behind his buttocks, and the strong recoil made Xu Jinning's escape speed much faster.

Puff, pop, puff, puff~

The whole person ran out like the back butt pressed the propeller, and the two bodyguards behind immediately shouted: "Young master, wait for us, let's pick up the car!" ”

At this time, Xu Jinning had already run downstairs, and when he got downstairs, looking at the pedestrians coming and going, Xu Jinning's face turned white, no, he couldn't swagger through the campus like this, otherwise if he was discovered, he would be miserable, and he would be embarrassed and thrown to the whole school.

Now I have to find a car to go home, my car is not usable, the car is parked a little far, in the second parking lot of the school, if I go to pick up the car, it will take a long time, but what should I do if I don't pick up the car now?

When Xu Jinning was at a loss, suddenly a taxi drove to Xu Jinning's side.

"Where's the buddy, are you going?"

"Let's go, go to Taihu Villa!"

Xu Jinning said a word, hurriedly opened the back seat of the car, sat in, and the driver's nose sniffed and wondered: "Why is there a big smell of feces, the school septic tank is exposed?" ”

Xu Jinning didn't speak with a black face when he heard this, the car drove quickly, and soon left the school gate, at this time Xu Jinning's fart came up again, and he couldn't help but let out a fart.

Xu Jinning was a little embarrassed in an instant, he and the driver were alone in this car, and he couldn't give it to others, just when Xu Jinning was very embarrassed, the driver exhaled and smiled: "Haha...... You know that, lad? Farts are the endless screams of the food you eat in your stomach! ”

"Uh...... Driver, you still listen to literature and art. ”

Xu Jinning listened to the driver's words and smiled, after all, the driver's master can be regarded as solving the siege for himself!

But just when Xu Jinning secretly praised the driver's master's ability to behave, he heard the driver say in a slightly complaining voice: "But young man, your shout just now was too loud, I thought it was a flat tire!" ”

(⊙o⊙)…

Xu Jinning ran away, and the students in the corridor secretly marveled that one person could release a fart out of flowers, this is simply the king of farts!

The students walked away while talking and laughing, only Ye Xinhua and Tang Xiaoxiao were left in the entire corridor, Tang Xiaoxiao pinched his nose and looked at Ye Xinhua and said, "What the hell are you doing?" ”

Ye Xinhua shrugged his shoulders and said, "The effect is not bad!" ”

"It's pretty good, it's just a little bit of a bad thing, okay, let's not talk about this, the military training is over, the school gave us two days off, I'm going to go home, it's been a long time since I saw Bao'er and Sister Xue'er, I miss them, do you want to go back with me?"

Ye Xinhua listened to Tang Xiaoxiao's words and nodded: "My matter is over, just go back with you, when will you leave?" ”

"See you at the depot in ten minutes, I'll take you home!"

Tang Xiaoxiao said, Ye Xinhua nodded when he heard this, returned to the dormitory and said to the three brothers in the same dormitory, and walked towards the car park with the bucket of man-eating carp, and when he arrived at the car park, Tang Xiaoxiao had already arrived, and the two of them didn't have too many greetings, so they galloped all the way home, and when they arrived at home, Ye Xinhua saw that the time was more than half past three in the afternoon, but as soon as he pushed the door, he saw Ai Baoer sitting on the sofa, holding the phone and not knowing who to talk to, and the content was still very peculiar.

"Hey, Xiaojun, are you sure that place is haunted?"

"I'm sure, I've heard a lot of people say that this place is haunted, how about the captain, my news is absolutely reliable, can't our expedition be dispatched?"

"Well, as long as the news is reliable, you go and inform it, the team will make preparations, and we will go out tomorrow night for an expedition."

"Yes, Captain!"