Haicheng TV, news early discovery program.

"Hello friends, I'm the host Xie Yuan, this episode, we want to show you a particularly interesting thing, I think you friends must have been to the bathhouse in normal times, but have you ever seen in the bathhouse? Let's take a look at the shower incident that happened in a bathing center in our city tonight with the lens of our reporter! ”

The host said a word, and immediately followed the whole camera, and a reporter in sportswear appeared.

"Hello everyone, I'm reporter Wang Qiang, at more than eight o'clock this evening, an unprecedented horror incident occurred in a bathing center in our city, more than a dozen guests were taking a bath, there were five people suddenly strained, and splashed everywhere, the scene was out of control for a while, it was very spectacular, come and interview the witnesses of the incident with our lens."

"Hello sir, I'm from our Haicheng TV station, we want to know about today's bath squirting incident, can you tell us about it?"

At this time, the reporter found a middle-aged man with a slightly chubby body and asked, as soon as the middle-aged man saw the camera, he immediately became much more serious and said: "Oh, hello, I am a witness, here's the thing, just now at half past seven o'clock, I was taking a bath in the bath with my two buddies, and I saw four boys sitting together, very arrogant, of course, there are more arrogant people in this society, and there are not a few of them." ”

"But I just watched it for a few minutes, and the youngest of them, who looked like the boss, suddenly appeared a series of bubbles under the buttocks, and these bubbles were yellowed, and we all looked at the young man in surprise, and the young man may have been embarrassed, and stood up to leave, and a strong man who looked like he was in his thirties reached out and helped the young man, and guess what, the young man actually pulled a bubble of shit on the head of the thirty-year-old strong man."

"At that time, we were disgusted, I was going to vomit on the spot, I thought it was almost here, but who would have thought that this was just the beginning, this young man was just a pioneer, after he started to squirt, the other three strong men who were soaking in the bath also began to squirt, and then a strong man who was rubbing the bath over there also began to squirt, and all of a sudden the bath was messed up, and we ran out together!"

The middle-aged man looked at the reporter and said, the reporter was also amazed when he heard this: "Then sir, why do you think these five people suddenly started spitting like crazy?" ”

The middle-aged man touched his chin when he heard this and said, "I don't know about this, and I don't dare to guess, but some buddies who have experienced things together just now speculate that these people may be practicing some evil martial arts." ”

"Cultivating evil martial arts? It's a strange idea, thank you for the interview. ”

"Well, you're welcome, you're welcome!"

The middle-aged man spoke, and waved his hand at the camera, and the reporter randomly found an old man in work clothes at this time, this old man was none other than the old man who was guarding the door at that time.

"Uncle, hello, I'm a reporter from our Haicheng TV station, can you talk about the pool just now?"

The reporter looked at the old man and asked, and the old man's face became very rich when he heard this.

"Okay, let me tell you, I've been watching the door in this bath for five or six years, and it's the first time I've seen this terrible scene, I was mopping the floor outside the house, and I heard the noise inside the house, and the abuse continued, I thought there was a fight, so I pushed the door and took a look, guess what happened to this push door, I saw five bare-chested men, spraying dung in various postures, spraying everywhere, on the ceiling, you must know that the ceiling is more than three meters high from the ground, and the power of this is too great, I really don't know if this thing is over, how to wipe the on this ceiling! ”

The uncle sighed, and then pointed to the five people who were wearing small pants and bathrobes not far away, and were sitting in a beat: "Look at the five of them!" ”

When the reporter heard this, he smelled the fishy smell like a cat, and immediately pounced on Xu Jinning and the five people who were sitting in a row on the sofa, and began the reporter's professional inquiry.

"Hello, I'm Wang Qiang, a reporter from Haicheng TV, can you ask the specific reason for your?"

The reporter handed the microphone to Xu Jinning, who was silent when he heard the words, as steady as a dead dog.

Seeing this, the reporter took the microphone and continued to ask: "This gentleman, did you hear my question?" Did the gentleman eat something unclean at night? ”

Xu Jinning still ignored the reporter, sitting on the sofa with a loveless expression, the reporter was unhappy, and asked you that you didn't answer twice, did you not take our reporter too seriously, thinking of this, the reporter glared at Xu Jinning and said: "This gentleman, can you understand me, can you answer my question?" Are you talking? ”

The reporter was like a fly talking around Xu Jinning, Xu Jinning raised his hand weakly at this time and pointed at the reporter and said: "You get out of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu said that you are paralyzed, and Lao Tzu still wants to pull as soon as he speaks, poof~"

"I'm grass~"

Xu Jinning listened to a pop as he spoke, and suddenly a foul smell filled the space, reporter Wang Qiang was stunned, and hurriedly fanned the wind with his hand: "Thank you for this gentleman's answer, here to remind everyone, pay attention to your autumn diet, don't be greedy, don't eat spoiled and rotten food, be careful of belly, okay for this interview, that's it, again, vomit ~ goodbye ~"

The reporter endured his nausea and finished the last line, followed by a smile that was more ugly than crying, and the camera turned back to the live broadcast room again.

Ye Xinhua was sitting in front of the TV watching the news at this time, a hint of surprise appeared on his face, it really deserved to be a first-level rune, this power was more than twice as powerful as the primary stinky fart talisman, terrifying, terrifying!

Ye Xinhua thought about it, and couldn't help but shake his head, here Tang Xiaoxiao just washed a plate of fruit and came over, and happened to see the report in the news, looking at Ye Xinhua with some surprise and said, "You set Xu Jinning again?" ”

Ye Xinhua shrugged his shoulders when he heard this, and said, "This is what he troubled me first, and I tested my new rune with him by the way." ”

Ye Xinhua said indifferently, Tang Xiaoxiao heard this and said with a little worry: "The strength of the Xu family is not small, you have offended him to death this time, be careful in the future, he will not be easily softened!" ”

Ye Xinhua listened to Tang Xiaoxiao's words and said with a smile: "Don't worry, it's okay if he doesn't mess with me, if he dares to mess with me?" Hehehe...... I've got even more exciting runes to deal with them! ”