"By the way, do you know where to learn massage?"

At noon on December 4th, Dong Chengling didn't have classes in the morning today, and when he was cooking at noon, three female college students and guys who had been wearing slippers for a long time came to eat, but the latter suddenly asked such a sentence while eating.

Lin Xianyu, who picked up a piece of curry potato chips and nibbled on them, blinked: "Hmm...... Brother Ren, why do you want to learn massage? Do you want to promote it in the school hospital? ”

Gu Yueyan snorted: "Uneasy and kind." ”

Ren Xingmei suddenly put down her rice bowl, rubbed her shoulders, and sighed like an old grandmother: "Oops, it seems that I've been playing too many games lately, and my shoulders are a little sore......"

As soon as Ren Xingmei said this, Lin Xianyu also reacted, and screamed out, "My chest is a little heavy, and my shoulders are a little sore......"

Ren Xingmei's face froze, and she looked down at the international airport where she was not much better than Ren Suo......

Watching them dance wildly, Ren Suo's face hurt: "Don't say that I haven't learned yet, even if I learn, I won't give you a massage......"

Dong Chengling, who was eating quietly, glanced at him: "Why?" ”

Ren Suo blinked, looked at Dong Chengling and asked, "Does the Fourth Rank Monk still need a massage?" Will I still have backache and leg pain? ”

"Then who do you want to serve when you learn massage?" Dong Chengling asked rhetorically.

Lin Xianyu agreed: "Yes, yes, Brother Ren, you have to have a place to use when you learn, right?" Do you want to open a massage parlor for the blind? ”

Ren Xingmei puffed out her mouth and pretended to be a little angry: "Brother, the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, and you have to be cheap if there are good things." ”

Gu Yueyan said: "He must be playing some kind of ghost idea. ”

I learned to serve myself......

Ren Suo sighed: "Men and women don't kiss." ”

The four of them glanced at Ren Suo with strange eyes at the same time - it turns out that you also know this sentence?

Usually you don't know, why do you suddenly remember if you want you to do a job?

Gu Yueyan asked faintly: "So even if you learn it, you won't use it for other members of the opposite sex?" ”

"Don't talk about women, I don't even know how to press men, I'm learning...... Learn to honor your parents. Ren Suo finally came up with a good excuse: "After all, my parents are not young, I want to see if I can combine healing spells and massage techniques to develop a massage technique that prolongs life......"

This reason is beyond reproach, Gu Yueyan groaned lightly for a moment, and said, "Teacher Zhao maybe." ”

"Zhao Huo?" Ren Suo was stunned: "Will he still do this?" ”

Others were also very curious, Lin Xianyu said while eating curry chicken: "I only know what kind of martial arts heir Lao Zhao is, he once fought all over the world invincible, I didn't expect him to massage...... Hey, wait, is he a doctor of martial arts, divination, astrology, feng shui? Isn't this a proper harem protagonist template? Hey, wait, isn't it dangerous for me, a female college student? ”

Gu Yueyan glared at Lin Xianyu: "Don't read those miscellaneous books...... But you're right, Mr. Zhao does know how to heal. He studied family martial arts, from ancient times to the present day, medicine and martial arts are not separated, and if people who practice martial arts do not have the assistance of medicinal therapy, just refining the body may leave the root of the disease. ”

Lin Xianyu muttered: "Martial arts grandmasters don't all rely on their internal qi to protect their bodies, what are they afraid of getting hurt......"

Gu Yueyan was very helpless: "Just look at it, how can you still believe it...... How can there be such a thing as internal qi, at most, martial artists have some breathing methods that assist in action, which are similar to the breathing methods we learned before. And martial artists also have to live, learning martial arts is because the rule of law in the feudal dynasty is not good, and there are robbers and thieves, who need to protect themselves by force, and iron fighting medicine is their skill to make a living, of course, there are also martial arts halls to accept apprentices, but now it is rare......"

Ren Xingmei glanced at Gu Yueyan: "You know a lot about Yueyan." ”

“…… Learned a little bit before. Gu Yueyan said: "Teacher Zhao's family martial arts is very miscellaneous, but it should be derived from the shape of Sun Wusheng's lineage, they must use medicinal wine and the master's massage to relax their muscles and activate their muscles in the early stage of martial arts, and Teacher Zhao must have learned it." ”

Lin Xianyu made a 'shhh' sound: "You still say that I read miscellaneous books all day long, and you are the class leader, you are the one who reads miscellaneous books." Say, are you reading the martial arts little yellow book! ”

"I don't watch martial arts...... I don't look at that kind of thing! Gu Yueyan was almost framed by Lin Xianyu, angrily poked Lin Xianyu's waist tender meat, and finally said to Ren Suo: "If you want to learn massage in the academy, Teacher Zhao should be a more professional choice." ”

Ren Suo nodded thoughtfully, and Ren Xingmei asked, "Brother, did you really learn to honor your parents?" But you haven't been back for almost a year, Xiao Jiu doesn't know you anymore. ”

Facing his sister's suspicious eyes, Ren Suo scratched his head: "I don't plan to surprise them during the New Year." ”

"Xiao Jiu?" Lin Xianyu was a little puzzled: "Didn't Xiao Jiu go to school here......?" ”

"I'm talking about Xiao Jiu is my cat, speaking of which, Xiao Jiu and my cat have the same name......

"If you still learn massage, it's better to spend all your time practicing well......," Gu Yueyan muttered.

They chatted, and Ren Suo suddenly raised his head and said, "Congratulations on your second turn." ”

Everyone fell silent instantly, and Lin Xianyu, who was holding a bowl of planing rice, was stunned, and the chopsticks in his hand fell to the table.

Gu Yueyan, who was stared at by Ren Suo, was slightly stunned: "You...... How do you know? ”

I told me with my headphones, Ren Suo thought to himself.

"Intuition, my instincts have always been accurate." Ren Suo didn't even bother to find an excuse, and said: "In this way, Gu Yueyan should be the first monk among all the students to step into the second turn, and when you report it, maybe there will be rewards in the Heavenly Lotus Academy, such as complete exercises and spells......"

Ren Suo thought for a moment and said with a smile: "However, no matter what happens to the academy, I will send a gift to congratulate you...... Do you have anything you want? ”

Gu Yueyan pursed her lips, nodded slightly, and shook her head again.

At this time, Lin Xianyu finally came back to his senses and asked hurriedly, "When did you get promoted, squad leader?" How come I don't know anything? ”

"I was promoted last night." Gu Yueyan stared at Lin Xianyu and said lightly.

Lin Xianyu blinked, oh, and didn't ask again.

Ren Xingmei first said congratulations, then turned her head and asked Ren Suo: "Brother, what about me, what about me?" ”

"You'll talk about it when you get promoted."

The happiest thing here is Dong Chengling, but she can't say any gorgeous blessings, after smiling and congratulating, she said after a while: "Yueyan, do you have any gifts you want?" ”

"No, no, Sister Ling, you don't have to send it." Gu Yueyan hurriedly said: "I can cultivate so fast, all thanks to you, Sister Ling, for guiding me." I should have given you a gift......"

"How can it be, you are my sister and my student, you have been promoted, I have to reward you well." Dong Chengling said: "What do you like or want, just say, your sister Ling will definitely satisfy you." ”

Hearing this, Gu Yueyan's gaze couldn't help but pass over Ren Suo, who was the first to find out that she had been promoted to the second turn and then lowered her head to eat.

It's true?

……

In the afternoon, Zhao Huo's house, Ren Suo walked into the living room, carefully examined Zhao Huo's three glass cabinet figures, and did not find a red-haired white rabbit-type spear girl, but found a magical girl wearing the red witch's magical girl suit, also red-haired, also holding a spear, but she was a little girl, not at all with big breasts and round hips.

"What, which one do you like?" Zhao Huo, who was wearing pajamas, patted Ren Suo's shoulder: "Don't be shy, man, it's normal to like figurines, for the sake of you giving me so many things before, you can pick one and take it away, I'll keep the original box." ”

Today, Zhao Huo didn't have classes in the morning and afternoon, and he slept on the balcony to dry his butt before getting up to watch and play games, and naturally his clothes didn't change.

"Aren't these your wives?" Ren Suo cut off: "In addition, men who like figurines are not normal. ”

"Some of them are not my wife, those men...... Those who look more like men are not. Zhao Huo scratched his head: "Well, in fact, I just said it casually, anyway, if you choose the wife I like, I will definitely not open the cabinet." ”

"And let me touch your chest and ask myself, do you think these figurines are not beautiful and cute?"

Ren Suo stared at a bunny girl figure in the figure cabinet, feeling that he was lying with his conscience, so he had to change the topic: "I think after I fall asleep, these figures will wake up and walk around the house by themselves." ”

"If that's the case, I'm willing to sleep for the rest of my life." Zhao Huo said very seriously.

The two chatted for a while on the topic of sand sculpture, and suddenly Zhao Huo said: "By the way, I actually have something I want to discuss with you......

"What's the matter?"

Zhao Huo seemed to be a little embarrassed, and after muttering for a while, Ren Suo blinked his eyes and said: "Let's talk about it first, I refuse to treat diseases such as butts, stinky feet, and little brothers, so don't talk about these hurtful places if you are a friend." ”

"Ten of you and I can kill me, and I don't have any physical problems at all." Zhao Huo said angrily, he was silent for a while before he said, "Ren Suo, actually...... My fiancée may be coming to live with me. ”

Ren Suo's back straightened instantly, his eyes lit up, he was engrossed, his head moved forward slightly, and he asked in a kind and gentle tone, "Isn't this also good?" ”

"But ......" Zhao Huo sighed: "But ...... Maybe you don't know, but it'......"

"Actually, I'm an otaku."

Ren Suo turned his head to look at the three cabinets of figures next to him, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw the beautiful girl pillow in Zhao Huo's bedroom, and glanced at the Loli pattern on Zhao Huo's pajamas. He had to cover his mouth, took a deep breath, and grabbed his thigh with his right hand, so that his throat did not let out a single laugh with the strength of his will and the pain of his body.

Calm down, be calm, don't laugh, Zhao Huo will fall.

He quickly collected his emotions and said kindly, "I really can't see it." ”

Zhao Huo said worriedly: "Although we have been engaged before, we have not lived together. What if she comes to live with me and doesn't like me watching anime, and she doesn't like me to let go of Gundam at home, so what if it causes conflicts, I wonder if I should refuse her to come first......"

"No, no, no." Ren Suo hurriedly said: "I think your fiancée must be mentally prepared, and even your fiancée may enter the house because of you, and then you can happily nest in the quilt to watch, play games, and chat together......"

Through Ren Suo's repeated cordial persuasion, Zhao Huo finally dispelled the idea of refusal, and began to fantasize about a beautiful cohabitation life.

What he didn't know was that Ren Suo was also thinking about coming to Zhao Huo's house more often, otherwise he would miss the wonderful moment - Ren Suo didn't believe that Zhao Huo would keep this news secret, he would definitely leak it out, and there would definitely be a Three Kingdoms battle for hegemony at that time, and it might even be the Battle of Chibi......

Then Ren Suo talked about the purpose of his trip, and Zhao Huo agreed: "Massage kung fu?" No problem, in fact, the massage technique is much the same, after all, there are only a few places where people can press, the only thing to pay attention to is to apply different forces according to the situation of the bones and muscles, but the gestures are very easy to learn......"

After spending an afternoon of hard work, Ren Suo finally got started with massage kung fu - in order to enjoy life as soon as possible, he even used "The Return of the Demon King" + "A Thousand Miles a Day" to strengthen his understanding, just to learn this craft as soon as possible.

Next, it's time for the clone to train more...... I don't know if the doppelganger's body memory will accumulate.

When I got home, Ren Suo saw that it was still early, so I continued to play "Hunting Night".

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