Chapter 146: The Tired City God (Ask for Recommendation!) )
Tao Xiaoyao took the rabbit leg, took a bite, and suddenly squinted her eyes happily.
"Ha~! Satisfy~! ”
Lin Quan cut off another leg and handed it to Zhou Jia.
Zhou Jia took it with a smile.
Cut off another leg for himself.
Pick up the rabbit leg and just want to take a bite.
I heard a swallowing and foaming sound.
"Bang Bang!"
At the gate of the City God Temple, the windows suddenly opened, and the rain drifted in, and a lightning bolt happened to pass by.
A majestic voice rang out in the room.
"A bold mortal dares to bake mortal things in the temple and defile the temple, and the sin is unforgivable."
Lin Quan, Zhou Jia and Tao Yaoyao were stunned.
Chenghuang looked at the stunned three people, complacent, dare to covet me here, I can't scare you to death!
Lin Quan took a bite of rabbit meat: "Who's talking?" ”
Tao Xiaoxiao came back to his senses, eating rabbit meat beautifully, his little mouth was oily, and he shook his head when he heard the words: "I don't know, whatever, it may be an illusion." ”
Zhou Jia got up and closed the doors and windows, and sat in place as if nothing had happened, holding rabbit legs in two jade hands, tasting elegantly.
City God: "??? ”
I rub!
These three people are a little nervous!
Such a strange situation, how can it be regarded as if it never happened?
It's also served!
City God: "Make me mad!" It seems that if I don't give you some real terror, you won't know how good I am! ”
"Hiss!"
Two poisonous snakes with black spots crawled out of the dark corners of the temple, staring at Lin Quan and the three of them with cold eyes.
"Hiss......"
Lin Quan grabbed the two snakes, thinned the skin, pierced, and barbecued.
"I didn't expect there to be snakes in this broken temple, let me tell you, snake meat is not worse than rabbit meat, and it tastes like chicken."
Zhou Jia glanced at Lin Quan and put on the seasoning.
City God: "......"
“???”
What the hell am I !!
The statue of the city god was stunned for a while!
Angry as he spoke, a breath of black gas spread out and landed on the fire, and the flames were immediately extinguished.
It emits a dreamy glow of its own, illuminating the entire temple.
The statue of the city god is forced to shine brightly to show its presence.
Lin Quan and the three of them can no longer be regarded as invisible.
Statue of the City God: "Mortals, dare to ignore this god many times!" ”
Tao Yaoyao took a bite of rabbit meat and whispered to Lin Quan: "How can this city god be like a light bulb, what kind of heart does the person who made it have an apprehension?" ”
Lin Quan: "You don't know this, do you?" Chenghuang is the god who guards the city, and it also has the meaning of guarding the lights of thousands of homes. ”
Tao Yaoyao: "Oh, so that's the case, the person who made it must have thought that if the lights of thousands of homes were not lit, they would let the city god itself become light to guide people to the light, right?" ”
Zhou Jia held back a smile and nodded.
Lin Quan: "...... You know what? You see that there is not even a lamp in this temple, and the person who made it must have thought of simply making the city god into a lamp, so that it can save money for a light bulb, and you see how bright this city god brand light bulb is, it is worthy of guarding the god of lights of ten thousand homes, and it is much better than ordinary light bulbs. ”
Zhou Jia and Tao Yaoyao were stunned, and nodded blankly after a long time: "Makes sense!" ”
"I~knock~you~?~!"
The statue of the city god is about to explode!
Shen Nima light bulb, Shen Nima City God brand light bulb!
If there is a pit in the head, the idol will be made into a light bulb!
There's a!
"You're poisonous! I'm talking, are you deaf? Can't you hear me? Here and here, I am the city god, I am the god! You're special! ”
Lin Quan and the three of them stared directly at the statue of the city god.
The statue of the city god nodded, and the anger in his heart dissipated: "That's right, what you are looking at now is the god, and the god is the god itself!" Mortals, when you meet this god, but your ancestors have been smoking for seven or eight generations! ”
Tao Yao chewed rabbit meat, and her mouth was full of oil: "The city god has appeared, the city god has actually appeared, Lin Quan, Sister Jiajia, we have met God." ”
Take a bite of rabbit meat.
Zhou Jia: "Yes, I'm so surprised." ”
Take a bite of rabbit meat.
Lin Quan: "We're so lucky. ”
Take a bite of rabbit meat.
“……”
The statue of the city god feels so tired!
Encountering these three orphans who no one loves, it is simply powerful and there is nowhere to go.
Can your surprised tone be calmer?
I'm playing the role of a god now! You've seen miracles! Miracles! Would you like to give some emojis?
"How do I feel like I'm thinking about how to get the attention of these three orphans, but these three orphans don't care about me from beginning to end! I'm so tired! ”
Lin Quan bit the flesh and said vaguely: "So Master Chenghuang, do you have any treasures?" Take it out and give it to us. ”
City God: "Yes, eh~"
I really don't want to pay attention to these three orphans!
But with about two more hearts, it can get out of this statue and go out freely!
No matter how tired you are, you have to keep acting.
I hope these three orphans don't make any other moths.
The statue of the city god opened its mouth and spat out a ray of light.
This light fell on the dusty offering table and became a table of gold and silver treasures.
"I can make you ......"
Lin Quan picked up a piece of gold ingots and looked at it a few times: "Is this true?" ”
Zhou Jia nodded: "It's indeed true." ”
Lin Quan took out his backpack, poured all the things in the backpack, and filled two-thirds of the gold and silver treasures on the table, but he couldn't fit it, so he picked up the backpack with a painful face and waved his hand: "Thank you, Lord Chenghuang, you are a good person, no, you are a good god." ”
Chenghuang looked at Lin Quan blankly.
Zhou Jia opened the bag and picked up some jade ruyi, golden phoenix hairpins, gemstone earrings, pearl strings and other jewelry and stuffed them into the bag.
"I really don't want to throw away these spices, forget it, that's all, I'm done picking it up, what about you?"
Tao Yaoyao licked the oil stains on her fingers, looking innocent: "I didn't have a bag." ”
"Forget it, I'll just choose this pair of bunny-like gold earrings."
Tao Yaoyao stretched out her oily little hand and picked out a pair of gold earrings on the table.
The three of them picked up the treasure, sat down by the fire, lit the bonfire, ate the remaining rabbit meat by themselves, and chatted happily.
It took a long time for the statue to come back to its senses.
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't get out of the stone statue, it would definitely kill the three orphans.
Took a deep breath!!
"Will this little treasure satisfy you?"
Lin Quan lifted his bulging backpack: "It's okay, these treasures are enough for me to squander for a lifetime, Jiajia, I have money, I'll marry you when I go back." ”
Zhou Jia's cheeks flushed.
"Eh~~~~~"
The statue of the city god sighed long.
"Don't you want to have long-lasting blessings? You can't be rich for five generations, and you can't be poor for three years, don't you want to break this law? I am a righteous God, and if I bless you, you will live a long and peaceful life, and your descendants will be either high officials or rich people, and your family will never decay, because I am God, so I can easily do all this!
If you even want to live forever, I can give it to you! Mortals, stop being deceived by the riches before you, and stop being foolish! Think long-term! I'm doing this for your own good! ”
As he spoke, the statue of the city god spit out again, and a ray of light fell on the offering table, and in a jade plate, there were three beating hearts, one heart was written with Fu, one heart was written with Lu, and one heart was written with Shou.
"This is a thousand-year-old blessing, a thousand-year-old heart, a thousand-year-old heart, as long as you are willing to replace these three hearts, you can be guaranteed a thousand years of blessings, a thousand years of Lu, a thousand years of longevity!"