Chapter 158: It's better to be happy alone than to be happy in all

"Oh, yes. How did you get stuck here? Lu Tianyi asked.

"I think back then, I was in the demon world, invincible, ruthless, and murderous......"

"You don't have to think about the past, just talk about people!" Lu Tianyi interrupted him.

Bone Demon: "......"

Can't you just let me brag about my accomplishments?

I should be honored to have such a calm chat with you, a junior, and then put on a look of listening attentively. It's better to let out some exclamations from time to time or something, it would be more perfect.

But if you look at you now, do you know how much of a mistake you have made, you are disrespectful to me.

I tell you, I'm going to write you down twice in a little notebook.

Wait, wait for me to come out, and I'll let you know what happens if you don't respect me.

"What are you rubbing? Don't hurry up and say it! Lu Tianyi saw that the bone demon had not moved for a long time, and urged him a little impatiently.

"Humph!" The Bone Demon glanced at Lu Tianyi arrogantly, and said to himself: "It's that I do a lot of evil and have a ruthless heart. One day, when I went out, I was besieged and plotted by a group of righteous people, and although I killed them all, I was also sealed here by those people with the help of dragon veins. But speaking of which, I still admire them, for the sake of the people, they are willing to give up their lives and desperately seal me. ”

"But it's a pity, my dignified Bone Demon Lord, how can it be so easy to deal with, and in the end, they can only seal me. Cannot be destroyed. The Bone Demon said proudly.

"Boasting about yourself so much. is not a poor ghost who has been sealed! ”

Bone Demon: "......"

If I can't come out now, I must let you know how powerful my Bone Demon Lord is!

At this moment, he suddenly wondered if he was going to accept Lu Tianyi as his junior brother just now, did he have a brain pump? If you accept such a little brother, sooner or later you will be angry to death.

The more I thought about it, the more likely it became, and I couldn't help but wave my hand to Lu Tianyi irritably, "Get out!" Labor and management don't want to see you anymore, get out of here! ”

"Why do you want me to go out, this is your house?" Lu Tianyi retorted.

"I've lived here for hundreds of years, do you think it's my home?!"

"If you live for a long time, it doesn't have to be your home, if you have the ability, you can take out the real estate certificate, and I will admit that this is your home."

"Title deeds, what's that?"

"That's what you call the title deed of the house!" Lu Tianyi explained, "In our modern era, all land belongs to the state, and if you want to prove that this is your home, you have to take out the real estate certificate, and then you have to prove that you are you, and I will admit that this is your home." ”

"Why are you in such trouble in modern times?" The bone demon complained: "Also, what does it mean to prove that I am me? If I'm not me, who else can I be? ”

"How do I know who you are? Maybe your real estate certificate is written on the second dog, but you can only prove that your name is Wang Er Mazi! ”

Bone Demon: "......"

It's all a mess!

No, if you continue to talk to this thing, you will have a heart attack.

"You give me ......" The bone demon was just about to drive Lu Tianyi out, but suddenly found that he was not in front of him, and turned his head to see that Lu Tianyi was squatting on the ground, pulling inside the pile of white bones.

"What are you doing?"

"Looking for treasures, these people were cultivators before they were born, maybe they will leave some treasures behind."

"Is it necessary for you to be so greedy for money?" The Bone Demon was somewhat disdainful of Lu Tianyi's behavior.

"You don't know the hardships of our scattered cultivation, and you have to find everything by yourself. And ah, who called you a poor ghost, you can't take anything, just like you, you still want to learn from others to be a big guy, take a younger brother, and you didn't wake up, right? ”

Bone Demon: "......"

The third time, I tell you, I'm going to write you down in a little notebook for the third time.

"Hey, why isn't there any?" Lu Tianyi searched for a while, but he didn't see a complete magic weapon.

"Boy, don't look for it, these magic weapons have all been abolished by me a long time ago, and it is impossible to stay......"

"Found it!" Lu Tianyi excitedly picked up a string of delicate bracelets, which looked like they were for women.

The bracelet is strung with three colored gemstones of different colors, and in the middle is a slightly larger seven-colored gemstone, and if you look closely, each gem has an aura flowing inside.

The rope that strung the bracelet was an unknown translucent silk thread, and Lu Tianyi tried to pull it hard, but it didn't break.

"Baby, absolutely good baby!" Lu Tianyi sighed at the bracelet and wiped off the dust on the surface.

Bone Demon: "......"

Looking at the bracelet in Lu Tianyi's hand, he felt that he must have made a conflict with Lu Tianyi, otherwise how could this be.

This slap in the face came too quickly, and he hadn't finished his words yet.

It's really a day!

Looking at this bracelet, Lu Tianyi imagined in his mind that this woman must be very beautiful, but he didn't know how it compares to a fairy.

"Hey, do you know what this bracelet does?" Lu Tianyi asked.

"I don't know, don't ask me, labor and management don't want to talk to you now!" The bone demon roared impatiently at Lu Tianyi.

Lu Tianyi: "??? ”

What is the situation? Isn't it just a bracelet, why are you so atmospheric?

Don't......

"Hey, Bone Demon, do you like the owner of this bracelet?" Lu Tianyi asked suddenly.

Bone Demon: "!! ”

"My sexual orientation is very normal, I only like women, and I have no interest in men at all!"

"What? You say the owner of this bracelet is a man? Lu Tianyi looked shocked.

"Hmm!" The bone demon nodded, "The owner of this bracelet is a sissy, what kind of rouge gouache is applied all day long, the key is that people look five big and three thick, you don't know, the thief is disgusting." ”

"When we were fighting, as long as I saw this goods, I was so disgusted that I couldn't even beat him."

"Gross!" As he spoke, the Bone Demon suddenly made a retching motion.

"As for it, is it so disgusting?" Lu Tianyi saw the constipated expression on the bone demon's face, and he didn't believe it.

"Just show you what he looks like." After speaking, the bone demon used his mana to appear above his head a scene of their fight at that time, and at the same time deliberately enlarged the owner of the bracelet.

It was a man of about thirty years old, with a rough appearance, a full mouth and beard, and his face was covered with a thick rouge gouache, the thickness of which can make dumplings. He also has two big axes in his hands, but on the contrary, he is wearing a pink outfit, full of girlish style.

Especially when he fights, his violent moves, disgusting face, and pink costume are simply a huge visual impact.

Especially when Lu Tianyi clearly saw the man's hand, the bracelet in his right hand was not the one in his hand.

"Gross!" Lu Tianyi was so frightened that he hurriedly threw away the bracelet on his hand, and kept retching, "No, I can't stand it, how can there be such a disgusting person." ”

Seeing Lu Tianyi, who was constantly gagging, the flames in the eyes of the bone demon were obviously much brighter.

As the saying goes, it is better to be happy alone than to be happy with all!

Finally got revenge!

It's so good!