Chapter 544: Everyone is the same
Ren Suo glanced at the guest room door, thinking that there was no sound coming from inside - it didn't make sense, these two people hit it, how should they be surprised, right?
But even if Ren Suo was assisted by "insight into the world", he didn't hear a sound at all.
Did they also learn spells like mute......?
The doorbell didn't ring again, and Ren Suo went over to open the door, only to find that there was no one outside the door.
The elevator stopped on the first floor, and there was no one in the hallway. At this time, a cold wind blew, and Ren Suo couldn't help but shiver.
Shouldn't there be any ghosts who don't have long eyes coming to Tianlian Academy......?
There is a debtor and a debtor, and the murder and arson in Lianjiang City were all done by Yu Kuangtu, go to the countermeasures bureau!
Don't mess with me, I'm super fierce. Once I equip a "Roselle Jade Pendant", I will be able to beat demons and monsters into experience points!
Hurriedly closed the door and locked it, and before Ren Suo could breathe a sigh of relief, his super hearing was keenly aware of the faint crackling sound of ice chips crackling outside.
The rumbling white mist blurred the moonlight, and Ren Suo walked to the balcony, just in time to see huge icicles rising from the ground, at the same height as the fourth floor, and the tops of the icicles bloomed like flower petals, revealing the handsome figure sitting on the throne inside.
The cold moonlight fell on his slender figure, and the rising mist made him look like His Royal Highness the Prince who walked out of a fairy tale.
"This is ......" Ren Suo glared at the boss: "...... Frozen Throne!? ”
"Shh Bai Ji put a finger in front of his mouth and laughed softly: "It's late at night, don't make noise to others." ”
As he spoke, he lightly leaped from the throne and landed steadily onto the balcony, and the icicles more than ten meters high also quietly turned into ice mist and dissipated, without even the sound of falling water, as if nothing had happened just now.
Ren Suo couldn't help but give a thumbs up: "Awesome! ”
His poor language can't think of any other words of praise other than 'awesome' and '666' - such a cool way of appearing in the sky, he has the feeling of 'the husband should pretend to be like this' in his heart.
Bai Ji smiled and lifted the box in his hand: "Happy birthday." ”
"Hmm...... Thank you. "Being blessed for the third time tonight, Ren Suo's heart has no fluctuations, and he is even thinking that he can't finish the three cakes......
"I made it myself." Bai Ji said: "It's cantaloupe fruit cake." ”
"You can also make cakes?" Ren Suo tugged at the corners of his mouth, "If I take a photo and put it in the circle of friends, and tell everyone that this is a white taboo, I'm afraid I won't be able to deceive hundreds of likes...... Although I don't even have a three-digit number of friends. The cake made by Lianjiang 'Ice Emperor' Bai Ji, this nickname, can be used as a trademark to harvest the wallets of a wave of young people......"
"Then you'll have to finish it tonight." Bai Ji smiled and said, "I put a lot of effort into making the cake, but I didn't let you sell it. ”
"I'm just talking, I don't know how to take pictures." Ren Suo waved his hand: "You don't know, someone in my hometown is actually looking for me on a blind date." ”
"Oh? ~" Bai Ji dragged out a long voice and said: "And then? ”
"Then my mother told me that the other party actually wanted to get to know you, and used thirty-six tricks to kill you, hoping that I could arrange for you to meet the other party......" Ren Suo sighed: "I just exposed my information in Tianlian Academy, and someone wanted to find me to know you." If others know that I know you very well, I'm afraid that if it weren't for the phone, it would have to be blown up. ”
Bai Ji sat down and crossed Erlang's legs, untied his scarf and put it on the sofa, and said with a smile: "Indeed, several entertainment companies have sent invitations directly to the academy, hoping that I will be an idol or form a youth group to participate in variety shows and other ......"
Ren Suo smiled and asked, "Is there a rich woman who wants to support you?" ”
Bai Ji lowered his eyelids and said softly: "It's not just a rich woman......
Bai Ji's low voice echoed: "I don't like to be ridiculed like this......
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Ren Suo immediately said: "I'm used to talking trash with Zhao Huo and them like this, I just feel that your appearance has brought you a lot of benefits and happiness that are unimaginable to mortals like me." ”
"It's okay." Hearing Ren Suo's immediate apology, Bai Ji flicked his bangs and said with a smile: "I don't feel much benefit and happiness, and I don't want to use this advantage to gain anything." ”
"Yes." Ren Suo shrugged: "Actually, just look at you and Yu Kuangtu, Yu Kuangtu has more actions than you, and he still uses a flamboyant flame, no worse than your ice...... But do you know what Yu Kuangtu's folk nickname is? ”
"What is it?"
"Akainu. Although Yu Kuangtu himself was quite satisfied with this nickname, Zhao Huo even envied him...... However, compared with your 'Ice Emperor', it makes people feel crushed in appearance. ”
Ren Suo held his chin and said: "Look, someone came to you as an idol, Yu Kuangtu didn't have this treatment, and he didn't even have a fan girl, his girlfriend was still deceived by him with a handful of skewers......"
"Really? On the contrary, I am quite envious of Kuangtu. Bai Ji said: "Idols, fans, fan girls...... What does all this mean to us monks? On the contrary, it is Yu Kuangtu who can find someone who truly loves him, which is more real than all vanity. ”
"Ren Suo, do you remember my previous predictions for the future?"
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, thought for a moment, and said, "You mean, you used to think that the world would sooner or later be destroyed by the transcendent beings who have all the great powers in one?" Individualism overrides collectivism, and society will irrepressibly collapse itself......"
"I still think so," Bai Ji said, "If it weren't for the existence of the Asgard World Tree, the source of those disasters in the live broadcast of "Destiny" would sooner or later derive even greater disasters to befall human beings......
"Now the extraordinary heroes admired by various countries, the individual combat power of the people such as Youjian and Angel Zack can no longer be limited by conventional tactics, if they carry out lightning sabotage attacks, only to destroy and not to kill the enemy, how many countries can resist their attack? It is necessary to use transcendental beings to control them. ”
"Although only the three gods appear on earth, and the tri-god church is tepid, and the doctrine advocates the joy of helping others, who can guarantee that there will be no other gods? And could the other gods be evil gods who thirst for slaughter and chaos? ”
Noticing that Ren Suo wanted to speak, Bai Ji waved his hand and said, "Although I am a pessimist, I will also work hard to cultivate, and I will not slack off because of pessimism." I just wanted to say ......"
"Life is too short, and no one knows if the next day will be the end of the world, so I don't care about other people's love, after all, if it really comes to the last moment of my life, the people who are with me will not be fans."
"So I envy Kuang Tu, no matter how big the crisis he faces in the future, how dark and cold the night is, he will inevitably have fireflies in his heart, so that he will never extinguish hope, so that he will do his best to return to someone."
Ren Suo: "......"
I also know that falling in love is a very good thing, but if you raise this matter to the level of 'you must do it once in your life' and 'not being a human being', I am also envious of Yu Kuangtu......
"But...... You're good-looking, if you like someone, won't you be able to catch it? Ren Suo turned the subject back.
Bai Ji smiled: "Not necessarily. Sometimes, my appearance may still be an obstacle......"
Handsome or handicap? Could it be that this world is really as Zhao Huo said, there is a beautiful girl character who is crazy obsessed with the dead fat house?
Ka.
The two looked at the floor-to-ceiling window of the balcony that was knocked on by the pebbles again, and Bai Ji asked curiously, "Is it easy for the balcony to blow wind on your balcony here?" There are a few stones on the ground. ”
"Huh." Ren Suo said: "No, it's just that it's particularly windy today." By the way, I didn't plan to celebrate my birthday and didn't have any other activities, so I didn't have anything to do after eating the cake, you ......"
"Then let's talk all night tonight." Bai Ji suddenly got a little excited, and said: "When I was in college, I didn't have a dormitory, and I always longed for the kind of activity where roommates didn't sleep and chatted at night...... After joining the Yangtze River Army, I was so busy with training every day that everyone fell asleep as soon as their heads touched their pillows, and they didn't want to chat at all. ”
Chat like a dorm?
Ren Suo thought about it, and the topics he talked about when he slept at night in college were generally 'girls in other majors', 'what time will I get up tomorrow morning', and 'complaining about the teacher's blind class', all of which are closely related to the school.
What else is there to talk about now? Do you remember several applications of the Lagrangian median value theorem and the Fourier transform?
"Chatting all night," Ren Suo sighed, thinking to himself that he had promised Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi to drive people away, how should he say it now: "But I'm actually quite sleepy and want to go to bed early." ”
"It's okay, then let's talk while sleeping, and if you're sleepy, you can just sleep." Bai Ji nodded and said.
"Sleeping and talking?" Ren Suo was stunned.
"yes, wouldn't it be nice to sleep together." Bai Ji said: "The school bed, it's okay to barely lie down for two people, I'm not fat, and you're not fat...... This is how you can sleep in a dormitory! ”
Although the school bed can indeed sleep two people, I mean you should go back to the dormitory and sleep!
Ding Dong –
The doorbell rang, and Ren Suo immediately stared at Bai Ji and said, "If someone sees you at my house late at night, no one will definitely suspect that I have an improper relationship with you, right?" ”
Bai Ji was stunned for a moment: "...... No. ”
Ren Suo breathed a sigh of relief: "Then you stand here and don't move, I'll go open a door-"
Syllable.
As soon as Ren Suo took a step, his shoulder was pressed by Bai Ji.
Bai Ji said for a long time: "Who do you think is here?" ”
"It's definitely my sister." Ren Suo couldn't think of any other possibilities.
"Not necessarily, maybe it's the spirit, maybe it's ...... Qiao Muyi. Bai Ji showed a cold smile: "It doesn't matter if I'm at your house late at night, but if a woman comes to your house late at night and finds me at your house...... She's going to be embarrassed, right? ”
"Why are you embarrassed?" Ren Suo was slightly puzzled.
"When a woman goes to a man's house late at night, she will look very self-respecting and coquettish, and if she is found by others, she will definitely be ashamed." Bai Ji bit heavily on the words 'no self-respect' and 'coquettish': "For the sake of the other party's reputation, you should let the other party leave as soon as possible, it is more appropriate." ”
“…… But it's definitely not Dong Chengling or Qiao Muyi outside. Ren Suo said with great certainty: "It's my sister." ”
Because Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi are in the guest room behind you!
Bai Ji's mind turned sharply, he had already found out that Ren Xingmei didn't like him very much - although he didn't know where this hostility came from, he could think with his toes that if Ren Xingmei found out that he was here, he would definitely pester Ren Suo and ask Bai Ji to go home.
It's hard to have a reason to come, and Bai Ji doesn't want to miss this opportunity in vain. His original plan was to boil the frog in warm water, but when Ren Suo was almost not left alone, his warm water was almost ice water, and he had to use boiling water to speed up the progress this night!
Moreover, the person who came may not be Ren Xingmei......
Since there is no valid reason for this......
Then you can only start with the comer!
If it's someone else, get rid of it; If it's Ren Xingmei, find a way to buy it!
Bai Ji's eyes were cold, and he opened the door first!
"Brother..."Ren Xingmei, who was holding the cake box outside the door, had a traffic accident in her throat before she could say anything, she looked at Bai Ji who opened the door in a daze, and it actually went down for a while.
"Sister, you're a little late." Ren Suo sighed.
"Ren Suo, I happen to have something to discuss with Xingmei...... Bai Ji kindly took the cake box in Ren Xingmei's hand and put it aside, "Can I talk to her alone?" It won't be long. ”
Ren Xingmei looked at Bai Ji, and her heart was also very strange-why are you in my brother's house late at night?
Aren't you my brother's rival?
And I'm going to celebrate my birthday with my brother tonight and play games all night...... Why did you kill you halfway?
Also, what do you and I have to talk about? Did you find out that I helped Salted Fish cheat in high math class......?
Ren Xingmei's mind turned, and she thought that she had to hurry up and let this dead man's head get out quickly, so she nodded and said, "Well, brother, I also have something to tell Teacher Bai." ”
Ren Suo looked at them and thought to himself that these two guys had something to discuss...... And is it the kind that suddenly remembers as soon as you meet and must talk about it first?
Could it be some misunderstanding? For example, Ren Xingmei broke through Bai Ji's unspeakable secrets and discovered Bai Ji's ulterior secrets......
Although Bai Ji had a deep bond with him, Ren Suo didn't dare to be so relieved, so he said: "Yes, but we have to talk in the house." ”
"No problem." Bai Ji made an OK gesture: "Then go to your bedroom and talk." ”
Ren Xingmei didn't have any opinions, so she followed Bai Ji to the master bedroom. But when she passed by the guest room, she suddenly opened the door of the guest room and pulled Bai Ji in!
She didn't want anyone else to enter her brother's bedroom!
"I'll talk about it here...... Right? ”
After coming in and closing the door casually, as soon as Ren Xingmei's voice fell, she found that the light in the room did not come from the moon, but from the flickering candle flame!
Dong Chengling sat upright in the chair, his hands on his thighs, and his expression was cold; Qiao Muyi sat on the edge of the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, his elbows supported his knees, his palms supporting his chin, and he tilted his head to look at them.
Seeing them suddenly, Bai Ji was also slightly stunned, he looked at the two birthday cakes on the table, and his face showed an expression of 'sure enough': "It turned out ...... It's the same for everyone. ”
He had already faintly discovered Dong Chengling's feelings for Ren Suo, but Qiao Muyi's appearance really surprised him, but he was quickly relieved - no wonder Qiao Muyi would target him intentionally or unintentionally.
"Yes, Bai Ji." Qiao Muyi smiled: "It's very good at taking advantage of gender, and it's a beautiful name to 'remember the days of the dormitory' to sleep in the same bed?" ”
Dong Chengling said lightly: "'No self-respect', 'coquettish'...... Bai Ji, it's not a good thing to slander others behind your back. ”
Bai Ji smiled: "What are you talking about, I didn't behave out of line, and I didn't name people when I spoke, I just had normal exchanges and discussions with Ren Suo, but I didn't curse...... On the contrary, Qiao Muyi, don't you have to go to work tomorrow? How long have you been here at Tianlian Academy so late? ”
Dong Chengling said: "Xiao Qiao, when did you come?" Said that you won't steal a step, but do you want the overlord to bow hard tonight? ”
Qiao Muyi smiled: "I'm on vacation tomorrow, I'm idle, but Dong Chengling, do you really have a position to talk about me?" Who is the person who wants to overlord the bow? ”
Bai Ji said: "Chengling, when I talked to you about Ren Suo, did you already ...... It turns out that you have been secretly monitoring my movements, and in vain I have always trusted you! ”
Qiao Muyi smiled: "Everyone has careful thoughts, but usually no one is worth using...... Why do you think the bearers are selfless people? ”
Ren Xingmei on the side was already dumbfounded. In terms of brains, she can comprehensively hang Ren Suo, so she quickly analyzes what happened-
All three of them came to Ren Suo to celebrate his birthday alone!
All three of them have feelings for Ren Suo that surpass that of friends!
All three of them have ill-intentioned criminal intentions against Ren Suo!
Wait, wait, I just thought there was a teacher Dong, or add a Lin Xianyu - Lin Xianyu's stupid temperament is very compatible with the sand sculpture brother - I didn't expect that you have reached the level of killing both men and women!
And Dong Chengling, an innocent girl, I can understand that virgins are attracted to each other; Bai Ji's love has no boundaries, and I can barely understand it, after all, Ren Suo has had similar records before. But how come even a vixen like Qiao Muyi is obsessed with you?
Aren't you playing games at home? Don't you even play online games? Why can't you even play the game, and you can turn into an evil agent with your own personal guard while playing?
Ren Xingmei was stunned by this huge amount of information for a while, Qiao Muyi glanced at her and said, "The door has already used 'Hidden Sound Without Trace', and the sound cannot be heard outside...... It's a rare opportunity, so let's talk about it. ”
"Little Star, who do you want to be your sister-in-law?"
Ren Xingmei's face darkened.
She has lived for 18 years, and the most hated word is 'sister-in-law', and there is no one.
……
Ren Suo glanced at the guest room, his ears moved, and he found that he still couldn't hear the sound inside.
However, Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi are both inside, he is not worried that something will happen, it is estimated that they are discussing 'why are you here?' 'Why are you here here?' 'Why are you here too?' 'You also brought a cake' and 'I can't finish it later'.
Ren Suo felt that everyone who should have come should have come, and ignored the story that happened in the guest room, took out two packets of spicy fish from the snack box in the coffee table, walked to the balcony and turned over and jumped.
Ren Suo got up late a few days ago, and found that the doppelganger was going to be late, so he hurriedly asked the doppelganger to rush to the school hospital without even wearing underwear. And waiting for the elevator is quite time-consuming, and the doppelganger who goes to the school hospital on duty is his 100% clone, so Ren Suo directly let the clone jump down.
There is no with the doppelganger.
Ren Suo tried it himself and broke his leg.
However, if he jumped off the air conditioner, it would be safe. But Ren Suo rarely does this, mainly because the impact is not good, and it will be too embarrassing if it is seen by other students - everyone flies down directly, and you jump off on the air conditioner.
But now it's late at night, and there must be no one outside, so Ren Suo naturally doesn't care about the impact.
In just three seconds, Ren Suo fell to the ground, looked around and didn't see the shadow of the cat, and called softly: "Black Bell~?" ”
Tonight's black bell can be described as a great achievement, four consecutive warnings, must be rewarded, Ren Suo brought two packs of spicy fish down to comfort it, and there will be a big meal waiting for it in the future.
However, Ren Suo glanced at it and found that the black bell was not downstairs, and he didn't know where he had gone.
He sniffed with his nose, and the olfactory enhancement given to him by the "evolution of cats" had long been covered by "insight into the world", but there were also unique features: for example, he could smell cats more easily.
He turned to the back of the dormitory building and soon saw the black bell appear in the shadow in the corner. However, except for the black bell, it is not that she can't sleep in heat in winter, but squatting next to a girl, watching the girl engrave on the ground with her shining index finger, and the yellow bell hanging from the red ribbon ringing loudly.
"Gu-san?"
Gu Yueyan, who was scribbling on the ground, raised her head in surprise, and when she saw Ren Suo appear in front of her, she sat on the ground in fright, and said in a trembling voice: "You, you, you, don't come here." ”
Ren Suo immediately stopped and raised his hands: "Okay, no problem, I won't come, don't be nervous, don't scream." ”
Gu Yueyan took a deep breath, stretched out her hand to wipe all the traces on the ground, stood up with the black bell in her arms and said, "You're not ...... How did you end up here? ”
"I should have asked you that, right?" Ren Suo smiled: "Shouldn't you be in the student dormitory?" This is a faculty dormitory. ”
"I ......" Gu Yueyan was silent for a while: "I...... There is something else that needs to be done at night. ”
Something else?
Ren Suo frowned, pondered for a while, and suddenly realized: "You secretly came out to destroy flowers and plants to train the awakening spell!?" ”
Gu Yueyan has a long history, she used to go to the back mountain late at night to train the awakening spell. Now that the academy has forbidden extraordinary training alone, it is normal for her to practice in the combat training ground, and it is normal for a diligent student like Gu Yueyan to secretly practice.
Gu Yueyan was slightly stunned, and said slowly: "I didn't destroy the flowers and plants...... However, training the Awakening spell is true. ”
"You don't go to the back mountain, how did you find this side......" Ren Suo pursed his lips and threw two packets of spicy fish over the city.
"This is what the black bell likes to eat, you know it, you feed it."
Gu Yueyan caught it steadily, and asked strangely, "Black Bell?" ”
"Huh? I don't know what it's called, but I call it the Black Bell, do you know it? Ren Suo smiled: "You can go back as soon as possible after you finish practicing, although Tianlian Academy is very safe, but the girl is wandering outside alone...... And it's so cold, you should hide under the covers and enjoy it. ”
Gu Yueyan said: "Enjoy and not the words that should appear in the monk's mouth. ”
"You......" Ren Suo shook his head and turned to leave.
Gu Yueyan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and held the black bell in front of her eyes to cover the figure that was about to leave. The black bell yawned at this time and licked his lips, as if he was despising Gu Yueyan's cowardice.
Bad cat!
"That's right."
At this time, Ren Suo suddenly turned back, frightened Gu Yueyan against the root of the wall, and looked at him nervously: "What's wrong?" ”
"If you have to come out late at night next time and train alone...... Just look for me. Ren Suo scratched his head and said: "If you are injured, you will be in trouble, I will play with my mobile phone next to me, it is better than you training alone, just like you hired me to do accompanying therapy before." ”
Gu Yueyan blinked and said, "I didn't want to hire you. ”
"No money, but only once." Ren Suo said: "That, I didn't promise you before, as an apology, I promised to do you a favor for free." ”
Gu Yueyan was stunned.
"You...... Remember? ”
Of course, I remember that I have been talking to you for so long, and your hearts are all about it...... Ren Suo muttered in his heart, but he also recalled the incident now, and said: "Xiangshi Ailan Lake, I almost killed you there, as an apology, I promised to help you." ”
"If you need anything, you're welcome, I can help."
That was before "The Magician Under the World Tree" was fed back to reality, he accompanied Gu Yueyan to awaken, but the boat capsized while rowing on Lake Ailan, and the two of them were almost dragged into the secret realm by the Holy Grail in Lake Ailan......
Now it seems that the side of Ailan Lake has become a military forbidden area, and the monks of the Yangtze River and Yellow River troops will go in every once in a while to farm monsters.
"Don't."
Noticing Ren Suo's surprised expression, Gu Yueyan said, "Just accompanying the treatment can offset a help, it will inevitably be too cheap for you." ”
Ren Suo smiled bitterly: "Then you...... Have you figured out what I'm going to do? ”
"No, let's talk about it later." Gu Yueyan asked, "If I don't mention it, do you owe me all along?" ”
"Yes."
"Then remember that you owe me."
"Okay, there's no interest anyway." Ren Suo shrugged and turned to leave.
"And."
Gu Yueyan lowered her head, stared at the big eyes of the black bell, and said softly, "...... Happy birthday. ”
Ren Suo blinked: "Thank you, do you want to come to my house to eat cake?" ”
"I don't want to go to your house late at night."
"Then you can come back tomorrow to eat, I guess I won't be able to finish eating."
Seeing that Ren Suo finally left, Gu Yueyan breathed a sigh of relief, sat down softly against the wall, the black bell meowed, broke free from her embrace, jumped onto the gift box she hid on the other side of the wall, and shook off two amusement park tickets.
Gu Yueyan hurriedly picked up the two coupons, but she thought about it, smiled bitterly, and stuffed the coupons into her pocket.
She picked up the black bell, grabbed its two front paws, and pinched its small balls of flesh. The black bell was very face-saving, did not stretch out its claws, meowed, and let Gu Yueyan rub it.
She looked up, and her eyes shone brightly, as if in the moonlight, and as if the moonlight was all in her pupils—
"Forget it, don't look at it." Gu Yueyan lowered her eyelids and sighed: "Hey...... Wait a minute, I will definitely be envied by the fish to say that I am instigated, but she accompanied me to buy gifts for one night......"
"If only you could become a human...... You and Teacher Fan both make me feel very kind, but Teacher Fan doesn't teach freshman ......"
"If only you could be my best friend, Luna."
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