Chapter 248: Chicken Jelly in Bloom
"No, wait a minute." After Zhou Zhou Xian finished speaking, he put his hands together, made a pious appearance, chanted words to the bamboo tube, and then stretched out his palms facing down, wiped them on his clothes over and over again, cleaned them up, poured out all the 109 bamboo flats in the bamboo tube, and then closed one eye, one pupil approached the bamboo tube 1 cm away, and looked inside the bamboo tube.
Zhou Xian was checking to see if there were any cockroaches, small insects and other dirty things attached to the bamboo tube, but there was nothing, it was clean, except for the dense runes carved with it.
"Little brother, you shake it again." Zhou Zhou Xian put all 109 hexagrams into the bamboo tube, handed the bamboo tube to Ye Fan, and said.
Ye Fan looked at Zhou Zhou Xian with a serious face speechlessly, and could only shake the bamboo tube again, and the collision between the bamboo flats made a "dong dong dong...... ...... sound, but unfortunately in the end, it was still the No. 109 blank sign that fell.
This result directly made the circle of immortals on Monday.
"Old man, why don't I try it!" Zeng Shushu picked up the No. 109 sign and put it back, shaking it by himself, and soon, a No. 38 pick fell.
"Hey, help me do the math, what does my signature mean?" Zeng Shushu stretched out his fat fingers and placed the dropped No. 38 bamboo skewer in front of Zhou Xian.
Zhou Xian in the Mengquan may think that there is something wrong with Ye Fan's repeated blank slips, so it is okay to try it with another person, so he took the bamboo stick from Zeng Shushu's hand and asked, "Birthday eight characters." ”
"My birthday is ......" Zeng Shushu looked expectantly at Zhou Yixian, who was pinching his fingers and had a fluttering beard.
"Birthday Eight Characters Yimu Yen was born in the weak moon, sat down and did not consume the body, when the dry water is printed to help the body, when the noon fire is discharged, the moon is dry and the water is damaged, the year pillar Gengshen Jinke body, the numerology comprehensive analysis is weak, the five elements like the water and wood to help the body, and the fire and earth are ......"
"You're unlucky at this hour!" Zhou Zhou Xian stretched out his hand and stroked his beard, frowning and saying to Zeng Shushu with an expectant face.
"Old man, don't talk nonsense, fat man, my time is very good, when I was born, a group of spirit pigs in my mountain range test screamed, my father said that this is a good omen!" Zeng Shushu said to Zhou Xian.
When Ye Fan heard it, the magpie scum barking since ancient times was indeed a good omen, but a group of pigs coaxed and coaxed, isn't this the performance of pigs in estrus on the earth? When did this turn out to be a good sign?
As a Heavenly Dao, Ye Fan doesn't understand that there is such a happy omen!
"Omen? If you're happy with the way you look, that's a good sign! No wonder, you TM will like Chunfeng Lou Mommy, now you can explain it! Zhou Zhou Xian seemed to be relieved of a problem, and was happily stroking his beard, happily expressing his fortune-telling skills.
"What's wrong with me? Tall and secure! Hey, hey, old man, I wonder what my birthday has to do with the girl I like! I see that you are jealous of me, you are jealous that I have won Britney's favor, you want to steal my favorite Britney? After speaking, Zeng Shushu looked at the old pervert Zhou Xian with a cautious face.
"I ...... Don't insult the old man! I have been found by a superior person, and I have found it for myself. Zhou Zhou Xian wanted the huge fat and mature face with heavy makeup painted on the staircase, and Zhou Zhou Xian suddenly felt that the porridge he had eaten in the morning had returned to his throat and was about to vomit.
It is estimated that if he gets up for a long time and opens his eyes to see the face of the old mommy's green onion flatbread and the thick waist of the bucket every day, Zhou Yixian estimates that he will never have an appetite.
"Cut! Hard mouth, if you don't envy me and her secret affection, why do you always talk to my Xiao Tiantian at the staircase recently! Zeng Shushu thought of it recently, when he saw this third party, he secretly covered his face and approached his Xiao Tiantian.
“。。。。” Zhou Zhou Xian was so bitten by Zeng Shushu and felt wronged, he did go to Chunfeng Lou these days, and he did ask him about the little and little sweetness in his mouth! Vomit......
But all the purpose was towards the mysterious girl he was targeting, because Zhou Zhou Xian found out that she had actually left Chunfeng Building, which made Zhou Zhou Xian want to know why she left and when she would come back.
"Oh my God! Stop, stop, the old man doesn't want to continue in this topic, oh my God, let's get to the point, help you tell your fortune, Xiao Tiantian's husband, what's your name! Zhou Zhou Xian hurriedly put Xiao Tiantian and vomited...... said that his wife got it, as long as he was happy, if he continued to talk about this topic, Zhou Zhou Xian couldn't guarantee that he would not be disgusted to death.
"Zeng Shushu." When the fat man heard that Zhou Zhou Xian was suppressed by his domineering commotion and admitted that Xiao Tiantian was his own, he was very happy and proud, and replied with a smile.
"Your name is Zeng Shushu, the birth date of the weak moon, you, I rely on! You are the numerology of losing yin and yang when you lose! Zhou Zhou Xian looked at Zeng Shushu's face, appearance and silhouette in shock, and it really looked greasy.
The 38th sign is also accurate, and there is no problem.
"What! Why, look at you so excited, isn't my numerology particularly awesome, right? Zeng Shushu's chubby chin showed several layers of fat, and he was laughing happily.
"Yes! It's really awesome, that kind! Zhou Zhou Xian nodded and said, this numerology is not awesome, there is no awesome numerology.
"Hahaha......, old man, you made my heart bloom, oh, this inferior spirit stone rewarded you!" Zeng Shushu's eyes that were about to be covered by obesity revealed happiness, took out a bulging money bag from his arms, and threw an inferior spirit stone on the table.
As soon as Zhou Xian saw such a bulging money bag, he immediately hurriedly organized his action of stuffing the money bag back into his arms, and said, "That, can you reward me with all the money in the wallet!"
"Old man, are you kidding me? This is my life! Zeng Shushu threw the wallet up 20 cm in his palm, weighed the weight inside, and once again showed a happy smile, in Zeng Shushu's heart, he had already decided that the money was the cost of his date with Britney!
"Net worth? That's a good word! Give me all tips, you won't need it anyway, don't waste it! Zhou Xian's eyes looked at the money bag that was thrown and thrown in the fancy, and his eyes were full of excitement.
"Old man, why don't I need it? I have made an appointment with Britney, I'm going to go out for a walk with her tonight, and the cost must be huge! Zeng Shushu looked at it with a happy look on his face, and his fat tongue wandered around his mouth, so excited! I'm so excited!
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