"If you and a box of canned fish are put in front of Xiaoxian, I believe Xiaoxian will choose the latter!"

Madara picked up the ramen noodles in the radish bowl with his chopsticks, glanced at the wooden clone who was standing, and said nonchalantly, "Of course, you can also become a salted fish!" The more delicious the fish you become, the better the chance that the fairy will choose you! ”

"So, I'm not worth as much as a box of canned fish?" The wooden clone asked in surprise.

"No!" Madara shook his head and said with a smile: "It's just not as good as the fish in the canned fish, if it's an empty canned fish box, I'm sure Xiaoxian will still choose you." After all, you can still use it to liven up the atmosphere when you are bored. ”

“……”

"Don't say that! The wooden clone is still very good, how can the value of a box of canned fish be. Cat Xiaoxian's big green eyes flashed with a malicious smile, and she glanced at the elated wooden clone, "At least two boxes!" ”

"Hmm!"

Madara nodded earnestly.

The value of the wooden clone to enliven the atmosphere is fully reflected at this moment.

However, some people didn't seem to hear that Mao Xiaoxian was joking anymore, and took her words completely seriously, or hoped that what she said was true.

"The ......"

Boomer secretly glanced at the glazed-eyed wooden clone, and said in a slurred voice, "Madara-sama, I'll give you two boxes of canned fish, can you give me your wooden clone?" ”

The clouds fell silent for a moment, and the eyes of the two men and the cat were all staring at Boomer.

"Oops! How could I say such a thing, it's so embarrassing, so shy, but it's also so much to look forward to. ”

Boomer covered her blushed little face with her hands, but the bright eyes between her fingers betrayed her true mood.

Boomer thought very simply, the wooden clone was Madara's doppelganger, in her heart. There is no difference between the wooden clone and Madara himself, and if the wood clone accepts her, wouldn't it mean that Madara-sama will accept it too. Boomer knew that Madara was very busy and often couldn't see people, and it would be rare to see Madara-sama's wooden clone every day.

"I'm in charge. Don't want the canned fish, the wooden clone is yours! ”

Without waiting for Maddara to speak, the cat fairy waved his cat's paw arrogantly.

"Really?" Boomer asked, beaming.

"As the ontology of the wooden clone, I have the responsibility to say that don't look at him handsome, in fact, he is insane!"

Madara finished taking a bite of ramen and seemed to remember something, and continued, "Of course, such an obvious thing. Even if I don't say it, everyone can see it! ”

“……”

Boomer was stunned for a few seconds, and said shyly, "Madara-sama, don't be joking!" After speaking, seeing that the two of them and the cat were silent, he hurriedly added: "Even if Madara-sama's doppelganger is really as Madara said, I like it!" ”

Although Boomer said so, the expression on his face showed disbelief.

It turned out that she didn't see it, thinking Madara was telling a joke.

However, Boomer didn't tell a lie, even if the wooden clone really had a problem with his head. She likes it too.

From the first time he saw Madara in the telescope that day, Boomer was unwavering in his love for Madara.

At first, Boomer liked Madara simply because of his handsome appearance. Over time, she likes everything about Madara, including his erratic personality.

"Boomer, you're such a good girl!" Mao Xiaoxian said seriously rarely.

Boomer didn't wait to be happy, and the next second the cat fairy's words made her stand on the spot.

"It's a pity to like a bastard!"

“……”

"Have you ever seen a bastard as handsome as I am?" The wooden clone looked at the cat fairy in surprise.

"Now you understand why I called him a jerk!" The cat fairy said to the sluggish Boomer.

“……”

"Forget it, I'll eat too!"

The wooden doppelganger picks up a box of canned seeds from the Pastoral Restaurant. Pour out a few seeds.

Just when the cat Xiaoxian thought that the wooden clone was about to start planting the seeds of the pastoral restaurant, he saw the wooden clone pick up a seed in the palm of his hand and hold it up in front of him to stare carefully.

"What are you going to do?" Mao Xiaoxian asked angrily.

"Xiaoxian, you know what?" The wood clone said melancholy: "A seed has unlimited potential, but its growth needs good soil, sunlight, and water. There is also careful cultivation and fertilization. If the soil is toxin-rich and hard as a steel plate, it will be difficult for the seeds to germinate in an environment of high stress, high pressure, and high fear. ”

"What a mess!" The cat fairy looked dazed.

"If the seeds still germinate in this environment, it will be fatal!"

Madara paused his hand for a moment, looked up at his wooden clone, and suddenly smiled.

"yes!"

The wood clone also smiled, and said casually: "The seed that finally sprouted, but found that it turned out to be a grass, survived drought and flood, escaped insect pests, and waited for it to be the fate of not knowing when it was uprooted. ”

"What about the table? The delicacies of the mountains and seas cannot escape the fate of being eaten! That grass may be a poisonous weed, and it can only be pulled out, not eaten! Madara said flatly.

"It's also a broken intestine grass, why don't you say that you can become a grass spirit through cultivation, and then you can cut the sun, moon and stars."

The wooden clone pursed his lips, buried the seed in his hand in the soil, and said in a chattering voice, "Every child is a precious seed, and we don't know what kind of dish it will grow into. In most farmlands, only expensive dishes such as steamed sea cucumbers, braised lobster, crab roe and shark fin are allowed to grow, and all cheap side dishes are eliminated and ruthlessly discarded. After the dishes were served, everyone began to complain again, why are they all delicacies from the mountains and seas! ”

"I just want to know what other seeds can grow from the seeds of the Pastoral Restaurant." Madara raised an eyebrow slightly.

"Isn't the delicacies of the mountains and the sea bad? How delicious! The cat fairy asked in surprise.

"People want to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, is it really because they like to eat them? Not all, people want to eat good food, sometimes because they have never eaten it. If you look at my body, I've eaten all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and the sea, but I like to eat ramen. The wooden clone laughed.

"Seems to make sense!"

Mao Xiaoxian thought of her favorite canned fish, and nodded her little head as if she didn't understand.

"I'll just eat a bowl of ramen, and you can pull out a bunch of inexplicable truths for me! Should I be glad I know everything, or should I be sad that I am sentimental? Madara said nonchalantly.

"You should be glad that you are handsome and dashing. Grief for one's own insanity. The wooden clone said.

“……”

"The so-called scarcity is expensive, and anything is worthless. Gold is a currency symbol because of its special rarity, and if shark fins are grown in all the world's farmlands, then potatoes are sold by the gram and shark fins are sold by the ton. So it's really interesting to say that human beings don't allow the appearance of aliens on the one hand, and on the other hand, they yearn to be aliens! ”

The wooden clone squatted on the edge of the farmland, waiting for the seeds to turn into white radish, and his mouth was not idle nagging.

"Everyone is an unknown outlier when they are born, but in the end they are either assimilated or given up on their own!"

Madara drank the ramen soup from the radish bowl, put down the empty bowl, looked at the dark red suit of the wooden clone and said, "Anyway." Is this your natal year? Or have you just returned from your wedding? Or did you fall into the dye vat on the way back? ”

"Finally noticed that I was different!"

The wooden clone pointed to his dark red suit and said triumphantly, "How is it?" Isn't it handsome! ”

"Handsome! Handsome! Handsome! It's so handsome! ”

Boomer nodded again and again, Madara-sama's doppelganger was of course as handsome as Madara-sama.

"Handsome, you big-headed ghost!"

The cat fairy glared at Boomer angrily, and it was rare to praise her, but the other party began to be a nymphomaniac again, "Don't talk, eat your cake." You can't stop your mouth from such delicious cakes, so don't eat them for me. ”

“……”

"Fairy. You see me a lot, that's why you ignore my handsomeness. If you see me every few minutes. You will find that I am handsome and earth-shattering! ”

The wooden clone sighed, raised his head and looked wistfully at the blue sky.

"And you, squatting quietly, eating your ramen." Mao Xiaoxian turned his head and stared at the wooden clone, and said undoubtedly.

“……”

After a few moments, the wooden clone pulled out the white radish in the field. Gently broke it open, holding a radish bowl, squatting at the door of the cabin, eating ramen with a gloomy expression.

"Got something?" Madara asked.

"You don't know if you don't see it yourself!" Mu Fen said while eating.

"I already know, just ask!" Madara said disapprehantly.

“……”

The wooden clone opened its mouth. Don't know what to say.

"No more trouble!"

The wooden clone gobbled up a few bites of ramen, put down the empty radish bowl, and wiped the soup from the corner of his mouth, "On the Devil Fruit Illustrated Book, the fruits we need are basically collected, and there are some Devil Fruits that already have the Lord, and we have almost found them, and some need to be collected in eight years, before leaving, I am going to let the little bird continue to collect the Devil Fruits, but many of the Devil Fruits are not recorded in the illustrated book, and the types of Devil Fruits collected by the little bird are random, what do you think?" ”

"I'll sit and watch!" Madara laughed.

"Can you still have a pleasant discussion?" The wooden clone said helplessly.

"You still need to ask me about this kind of thing, don't you know that you are busy?" Madara said disapprehantly.

"As a doppelganger, I'm so embarrassed to keep the main body busy eating ramen here!"

The wooden clone smiled and slammed into it angrily.

Madara doesn't say that he's busy, but as soon as he says he's busy, the wood clone gets angry.

If there is no wooden clone, Madara is really busy, but with the wooden clone, most of the chores are pressed on the shoulders of his own wooden clone.

As for me, I either travel with the cat fairy all day long, or eat and drink with the cat fairy.

"Whatever you want! It's not a big deal, we don't need all the Devil Fruits, we just need the Devil Fruits that we need. ”

Madara glanced at Boomer, who was taking a small bite of strawberry cake, and he had the intention to give Boomer the childlike fruit, but with Boomer's personality, it might be difficult to use the childlike fruit. (To be continued.) )

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