Chapter 722: Hold the grass, Lingyuan, you dead pervert!
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How could Ling Yuan appear in Lu Niansheng's hospital room? Could it be that Lu Niansheng is no longer good? Ling Yuan came to take him away?
Lu Niansheng: "......"
He knew that no one wanted him to be well, and they all wanted him to die? Why is his life so bitter!
Lu Niansheng lay on the bed and listened to Nan Hanfeng nagging in his ear: "I said Niansheng, why are you so careless?" It's such a big brick, you can dodge it, but why don't you dodge? ”
The bricks fell from the sky, and he wanted to hide, but he didn't see it! He is wronged, he doesn't say ...
"Look at your sick appearance now, if I hadn't known that you were hospitalized, I would have thought you went to where last night to indulge in Y?"
Lu Niansheng: "......"
Is this my own uncle?
"Uncle, I don't have a girlfriend, how can I indulge too much!"
"Nian Sheng, my uncle's requirements for you are not high, just be a woman, if you really like men, my uncle also promised you, as long as you can pass on the ancestry, you can say anything!"
Lu Niansheng: "......"
I TM...
"Uncle, how do two men pass on the lineage?"
Nan Hanfeng said distressedly: "Yes, but you like it, and uncle can't help it, right?" Otherwise, Nian Sheng, my uncle will take your one to do IVF, and when the IVF is made, I will promise you if you marry a man! ”
Lu Niansheng: "......"
the chicken,
Uncle, are you serious?
"Uncle, my sexual orientation is normal!"
"But I always feel that the way you look at me is not right, Nian Sheng, you haven't married a wife or married for so many years, is it because you have fallen in love with your uncle?"
"Poof...... all the tea in Ling Yuan's mouth spit out, he coughed embarrassedly twice, he seemed to have heard something he shouldn't hear,
Lu Niansheng had a look on his face, he opened and closed his mouth, opened his mouth and closed it again, who gave his uncle such shameless courage? To let him say such a thing?
"Uncle, I... No... You..."Lu Niansheng was a little incoherent: "Uncle, I don't know who gave you the shameless courage, but I have to tell you very seriously, even if I like ghosts, I won't like you!" It's not that you're ugly, it's that you're too old for me to speak. ”
"Poof..."
"Ahem, cough, cough..."Ling Yuan's paralyzed face couldn't be stretched at all, and Lu Niansheng glared at Ling Yuan angrily: "If you don't like tea, don't drink it!" Take a sip and spit out, don't you know that my West Lake Longjing is very expensive? ”
West Lake Longjing?
This dragon well was bought from West Lake?
Go so far to buy a bag of Longjing for more than ten yuan, this person is either mentally retarded or an idiot!
Ling Yuan looked at Lu Niansheng with disgust, and then continued to drink tea, completely unaffected by Lu Niansheng!
Lu Niansheng: "......"
This guy didn't say a word from the moment he came in, what kind of pretending to be cold? What is facial paralysis? What can you do if you are handsome? Anyway, he can't get his attention at any time!
Hum! ╯^╰!
"Nian Sheng, how can you say such a thing to Yuan'er? Did you know that there is a saying that evil comes out of the mouth? ”
Lu Niansheng: "......"
"Uncle, what did I say? Could it be that Lingyuan still wants to kill me? ”
"Yuan'er won't kill you, but will hook your soul."
Lu Niansheng: "......"
"Hold the grass Lingyuan, you dead pervert, you still want to seduce me?"
Lingyuan: "......"!!
Nan Hanfeng: "......"!!