The 708th duck neck caused the incident

Xiaoman bought more than a dozen grain stores in the capital in one go, and jointly opened a super grain store, the name is very domineering called the world's granary, at the beginning, many people laughed at the owner of the store, who did not know the height of the sky, and dared to start with two in the world, many people in the grain store were waiting to see the jokes of the world's granary, and even some people privately formed a small circle to prepare to crowd out the world's granary, wanting the world's granary to close within a month.

Soon became popular in the capital, because this super grain store bought not only firewood, rice, oil and salt, all kinds of materials, but also many novel specialties that I don't know where they came from, many of these specialties are not in Daxia, not to mention that I haven't seen or even heard of it, and at the same time, the world's granary also launched a lot of cooked food, such as spicy duck neck, duck feet, duck intestines, duck gizzard stinky tofu and the like, on the day the store opened, I also invited the models of the pink beauty to stage a model show, it was simply a sea of people, women are learning how to dress up, Men come to see the beauties, because the models of the pink beauty, the appearance and temperament are simply rare in the world, it is said that if the man can marry a girl who is a pink beauty, it is simply envious of the men in the capital, the world granary also carried out a tasting activity, the taste is absolutely delicious in the world, the opening of the world granary was carried out for three days in a row, and the daily activities can make people look forward to a whole day, and some people even say that because the world granary feels all the unprecedented happiness.

Immediately after that, the capital is hung up a wind, to be able to buy the world's granary of the special products of pride, because the world's granary things are too popular, almost changed the eating habits of the capital's magnates, if the guests of the banquet can have the world's granary food, that is a symbol of wealth, because the world's granary cooked food is rationed every day, a day to sell so much, more than there is nothing.

Many dignitaries and nobles want to have an in-depth contact with the shopkeeper of the world's granary, but no one can succeed, and all of them have not been able to find out more about the shopkeeper of the world's granary.

Dignitaries and nobles always want to find a shortcut for themselves, once to reflect their own differentiation and superiority, but unfortunately this kind of privilege is only the Shirley County Lord, which really makes everyone red, because there are many strange rules in the world's granary, such as daily timing and rationing, no one has privileges, no door-to-door service, and those who make trouble will be blacklisted by the world's granary, so all the things in the world's granary will not be sold to this person in the future, but these privileges are invalid for the Shirley county lord.

With Xiaoman's company, the county lord of Shirley quickly came out of the sorrow of his two sons leaving his school, and stayed in the back kitchen of the granary of the world every day, waiting for Xiaoman to make new snacks, her favorite is stinky tofu, which makes everyone wonder why a dignified county lord likes such a unique food so much.

Because Shirley County Lord is the most senior foodie, Xiaoman specially hired Shirley County Lord to try it, as long as Shirley County Lord thinks it is delicious, it can be officially put on the shelves and peddled immediately, Shirley feels like a fairy these days.

Every time I walk out of the gate of the world's granary with this big bag of food, and see the envious eyes of those queuing at the door, the lord of Shirley will feel that it is really worth it to make Xiaoman's friend in this life.

Recently, there was a funny thing about the world's granary snacks, it is said that Xiao Taishi, who is known as the name of loving food, a protΓ©gΓ© at the bottom finally lined up to buy the duck neck and duck wings of the world's granary, and used it to honor this Xiao Taishi, probably because he liked it too much and didn't want to give his wife more secretly on his body, thinking that he would secretly eat when he was resting in the cabinet chamber when he arrived in the last dynasty. To say that this Master Gu has the same reputation as this Xiao Taishi who loves to eat, so Gu Taifu was cheeky and begged Xiao Taishi to eat, but he didn't expect Xiao Taishi to be so stingy, Gu Taifu grabbed a piece from the small bag, this time it angered Xiao Taishi, the two quarreled over a piece of duck neck, Gu Taifu directly stuffed a piece of duck neck into his mouth in a panic, this time it was out of control, a big fight, no one could pull the two of them, you pull my clothes, I pull your belt, You grab my hat and I grab your hair, and when it was time for the court, there was no way, so my colleagues simply twisted the two of them and went to the main hall together.

Both of them are civil officials and respected two old men, at this time their clothes are disheveled, their hair is also messy, and their faces are with a few blood marks, which looks really miserable, but the emperor seems to be relatively calm, looking like he is watching a good show, "Can anyone explain to me, what happened to this Xiao Taishi and Gu Taifu?" ”

None of the ministers below said a word, but looked at the nose and the nose and mouth.

Now the emperor was even more interested, leaned forward and looked at the two of them carefully, "Did the two adults encounter a robbery?" ”

Taishi Xiao is a person who is used to coming to things, so he took the lead at this time, stepped forward and knelt on the ground, with a crying voice, "Your Majesty, you must be the master of the old minister, this old shameless man snatched my things." ”

Master Xiao stared at Master Gu on the side with righteous indignation, and his eyes were fierce and he wished to burn a few holes in Lord Gu's body.

Gu Taifu did make a move at this time, and it was this action that angered Xiao Taishi again, he was eating, eating the duck neck that he had just grabbed from Xiao Taishi, because he only put it in his mouth just now, and he didn't have time to chew it yet.

Xiao Taishi burst out, stretched out his hand and pulled it into Gu Taifu's mouth, shouting while returning it, "You old shameless you spit it out for me, you give me back ......." ”

This scene made everyone stunned and blinded, these two are respected ministers, usually the younger generation's government will be caught by these two people for half an hour if they wrinkle a little, today is really an eye-opener for everyone, these two old people who are fighting together are evil today.

The emperor looked at the farce below and did not rush to stop it, with an intriguing smile on the corner of his mouth, he wanted to let Zhou Duchan out, although he caught the pigtail of the pure king, but the pure king was "seriously injured" and has not completely solved this group of old stubbornness who rely on the old and sell the old, let them make trouble today, the bigger the trouble, the better.

Zhou Duchan's father stood aside and thought about whether to step forward to stop it, after all, according to the seniority, in addition to these two old people, it is himself who counts down, and he saw the two court officials fighting in the court, and this fight is not like a man at all, more like a woman, grabbing hair and slapping, even tearing and biting, and there is also the hometown dialect of the two in the middle, although I don't understand very well, I can still guess that the two are consoling each other's ancestors.

However, Zhou Chaozong is also an old fritter, and he secretly glanced at the emperor.

The emperor didn't pay attention to Zhou Chaozong's movements, but leaned on the dragon chair with his hands on his chest very comfortably, the smile on his face was obviously watching a good show, and he felt that he had dug a pit, but he didn't know where this pit was digging and waiting for whom.

Zhou Chaozong knew in his heart, the emperor was happy to see it, if he broke the emperor's interest at this time and disrupted the emperor's plan, it would really be looking for death, Zhou Chaozong saw everything, and simply took a step back to give the two of them a better space to play.

Of course, at this time, the court is divided into two groups, some people are happy and some people are worried, I was expecting a high-minded person to stop the two before the emperor was angry, but now it is good, one by one, it is not about himself.

Looking at the emperor's attitude is unclear, the ministers led by Xiao Taishi and Gu Taifu have no backbone, and they don't know what the leader means by doing this, and they don't know how to cooperate at all, and they don't dare to act rashly for fear of their own bad things, so in the early court of a country, a group of ministers who care for life accompanied the emperor with different expressions to watch a unique and vivid performance.

The hall was very quiet, except for the sound of two people panting, there was also the sound of tearing and rubbing of fabric, a loud fart sound interrupted the silence of all people, and also made the two people who were addicted to fighting wake up instantly, and the emperor glanced at the owner of the voice very dissatisfied.

This voice came from the big eunuch on the side of the emperor, and the big eunuch was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, and rolled down the steps with his knees, claiming that he deserved to die.

The emperor didn't care, but looked like Xiao Taishi and Gu Taifu, his voice was lazy, but those who were familiar with the emperor could see that the emperor leaned forward, his eyes were bright and scary, and the green tendons on his neck were bursting up, all of which showed that the emperor was extremely excited at the moment.

I only heard it from the hall, "How is it, are Taishi Xiao and Taifu Gu having fun?" If you don't have a good time, how about two more rounds. ”

At this time, the two of them were like ashes, and they said that they didn't dare, and then they knelt on the ground with a plop, and never dared to raise their heads again.

"I didn't hear it wrong, the two elders didn't dare, did the relationship between the two just now be in vain, or was the farce just a small surprise for me."

The fool could hear the emperor's unkind tone, and the two people on the ground were trembling all over, and their heads were eager to burrow into the mud.

"Come, let's trouble you two to explain to me well, I'm really curious about what that one was for, I think you're all as curious as I am."

Neither of the two dared to speak, because it was really embarrassing to think about it now, could it really be said that it was because of a mouthful of duck necks, the two of them fought so much regardless of their identities regardless of the occasion, and now they calmed down and broke out in a cold sweat.

Gu Taifu thought about his own mistake this time, plucked up the courage to look up at the emperor, and then said with sincere fear; "Shame...... It's really a shame ....... Then he didn't speak again.

"Mrs. Xiao and Mrs. Gu have spoken, so it's better for you not to say a word."

Taishi Xiao kowtowed, and then also said, "The minister is afraid...... ”

With the piercing sound of porcelain breaking, the emperor suddenly got up, grabbed the teacup in front of him and threw it out.

A group of people knelt down, "Your Majesty is angry...... ”

"Today, you are ashamed and frightened, but I see that you are all pretending, you don't take me in your eyes at all, compared to that Zhou Duchan, I think you are even more bold and reckless...... In front of me, in this ** sacred hall, let me watch you fight together like shrews...... I feel ashamed ....... ”

Everyone heard the emperor coldly mention Zhou Duchan, and they were secretly thinking in their hearts, whether there was any special meaning in the emperor's words.

Zhou Chaozong was an old fox, he knew what the emperor meant as soon as he heard this, and secretly made a secret signal to several of his henchmen.

"Say, if you can't tell why you come today, everyone will want to go home."

The emperor's words stirred up a thousand waves.