After figuring out the truth of the matter, Guo Fatzi and a few of them pulled me away, and didn't let me bury Liu Jianping, saying that I was physically tired and not suitable, and asked Yang Yan to pick up Qing Xuanzi to come over to help.

I'm a little angry, I've made it clear to them before, if I continue like this, this funeral may encounter more strange things, not to mention that this funeral is related to Cheng Xiaocheng's illness, can I stand still?

They pushed and pulled me to the door of the mourning hall, and I said angrily: "Let go of me, who dares to stop me, don't blame me Chen Jiu, turn your face and don't recognize anyone." "I'm a bit ruthless in what I say, but in front of my profession, I've always been this kind of character, and sometimes because of this character, friends turn against each other, of course, these are things that I only encountered later.

"Okay, don't talk about it, my ninth brother's character is like this, what he thinks he wants to do, he will definitely do it, and no one can stop it." Guo Fatzi was on the side, opened Chen Tiannan and Yang Yan's hands, and let me stand there alone.

I lifted my leg and walked three steps, my whole body seemed to be pierced into the flesh by thousands of embroidery needles at the same time, I couldn't help but take a step back, took a deep breath, turned to look at Yang Yan, and asked him if there was anything to stop the pain.

He hesitated for a while, slowly spoke, and said: "You said on the phone, this time there will be an accident, I brought a lot of medicines, including a drug called lidocaine, which can anesthetize your local area, and the pain will be greatly reduced or even no after anesthesia, but there is only 2 hours of aging each time, and then the pain will come back, you must anesthetize every two hours, in addition, after anesthesia, your body will lose consciousness, hot and cold, even if your body is burned by fire, you still don't feel the slightest feeling, Brother Jiu, It's just a funeral, do you really have to fight so hard? This will hurt you a lot! ”

I stopped and said, "I will do my best in every funeral, and there will be no mistakes, so inject me with some lidocaine!" ”

Saying that, I stretched out my arm, doctors sometimes this is good, no matter at any time, there will be syringes and medicines on my body, Yang Yan saw me stretch out my hand, he smiled bitterly, took out a bottle of tiny medicine, syringe, and injected some licardoine into my arm.

After about ten minutes, although the pain in my whole body did not disappear completely, it was much better than before, so I didn't say anything, so I asked Liu Ji to go to the village to ask for Liu Jianping's family's birthday.

He said: "The village has prepared these things for a long time, oh, for you!" It's just that the little girl's birthday is not in the bag, according to the custom of our side, just find a mat to wrap in and dig a pit and bury it. ”

For this custom, I was more helpless, but I was helpless, took the paper handed over by Liu Qi, and roughly took a look, there is no problem with the eight characters, and there are fewer taboo things, which is a great luck in misfortune.

I asked Guo Fatzi and the three of them to tinker with the little girl's body, where do you know, as soon as Yang Yan heard that there was a corpse to tinker with, he screamed with joy, took Guo Fatzi and Chen Tiannan's arms and walked towards the place where the corpse was placed at the entrance of the village, shouting in his mouth: "Brothers, let you see and understand today, what is a doctor." ”

Looking at their backs, I was also drunk, I was still sick, and when I heard the corpse, I even forgot the identity of the doctor.

At this time, Liu Ji pushed behind me and asked suspiciously: "Chen Baxian, the people from our police station are very taboo about ghosts and gods, and those few unproductive people are spreading rumors early in the morning, saying that the mourning hall is haunted. Although your explanation is reasonable, I know the courage of those public security officers, you see if this will work, let them go back to the police station first, and I will stay! ”

I glanced at him, I didn't expect this Liu Qi to run the train with his mouth full, and he would care so much about his subordinates, which made me look at him with admiration, anyway, it was useless for those police officers to stay here, so I said to him: "Okay, let them go first!" ”

Subsequently, the two of us discussed the matter of burial, and I asked him to prepare more red envelopes, and when he needed them, he would send them to me, and the size of the red envelopes would follow the wishes of the police station.

After telling Liu Ji some things to pay attention to, I called Lao Wang and Gao Lao over, and asked them to wait for the two of them to help with the burial, after all, this corpse is buried, and I must do my best to put the corpse together, I am a sick number, these things, I will definitely not be busy alone.

The two of them did not agree directly, but glanced at each other, and Lao Wang said, "Nine people, I don't know if I should tell you if I should tell you something." ”

I was stunned for a moment and asked him, "What is it, just say it." ”

"According to the rules of our Eight Immortals, it is not in line with the rules to come to other towns to do funerals, and we must get the consent of the Eight Immortals in this land, otherwise, we will be considered robbing business, and when the time comes, those Eight Immortals will make it difficult, and we may not be able to get out of Liuyang Town." Lao Wang explained to me.

Before I could speak, Liu Ji got angry first, and he said, "What kind of rule is this?" If they don't accept the funeral, they are not allowed to accept the other eight immortals? Which of our eight immortals in Liuyang Town dares to say this, Lao Tzu will shut him up tomorrow. ”

Lao Wang sighed and said: "Director Liu, you don't know, our Eight Immortals, although there are only so many people, but there are many rules to die, if it weren't for Lao Xiucai's dream to tell me that Jiu Yanzi is in danger, the old man really doesn't want to go to other towns to carry the coffin, and he doesn't want to be scolded by people in his fifties. ”

After speaking, Lao Wang stared at me and said: "Jiu Yanzi, although you are quite famous in our Dongxing Town, but in this Liuyang Town, you have no foundation, if you really do this funeral, the eight immortals in this place will not let you go to Liuyang Town, you are a little short-tempered, I am afraid that you will come to make trouble during the funeral." You must know that this Liu Jianping is a desperate person, there is no descendant in the family to support him, and those eight immortals are unscrupulous, you had better think about it carefully. If you have to do it, it's best to call the Eight Immortals in Liuyang Town first and ask them what they mean, if they don't want to do it, let you do it, so we won't be crooked. ”

Lao Wang's words are not unreasonable, our eight immortals are like this, this is not to say that there are many rules, but the economic source of the countryside is so little, if the eight immortals in each place are running around, then the other eight immortals will have no way to live. When the eight immortals, to say something unpleasant, who doesn't look forward to the dead every day, only the dead can have financial resources.

I nodded at Lao Wang and said, "Okay, I'll call the Eight Immortals in this place, and it can be regarded as worshipping the dock." ”