Chapter Seventy-Three: Talk
After three and a half hours, it was close to noon, and the bus left the bustling and lively city and moved unimpeded in the sparsely populated suburbs.
After another half hour, and it was already twelve o'clock, they finally arrived at the intended place. The bus stopped, and everyone got off next to each other. Soon, the side of the minibus was full of people. Zheng Jiang's wife was still preaching Zheng Jiang at first, but Zheng Jiang later pretended to be motion sickness and she took care of him wholeheartedly.
The driver, who is also the person in charge of this outing, He Yun clapped his hands and signaled the noisy crowd to calm down: "Okay, everyone be quiet for a while." β
He Yun is a thirty-year-old man, he looks and has a very good temperament, and many factors add up to make others more convincing of him. So when he signaled, everyone gave him face and waited for him to arrange.
"First of all, we have arrived at the predetermined location, there is a river near here, and we can draw water directly from there. Then, here we can also hunt and do some game. Now the man came with me to fetch the tent, and the woman took the big bags from the car. He Yun said loudly, "Who will be in charge of picking things up from the woman's side?" β
"I, I, I." Zheng Jiang's wife raised her hand and said, this is a warm-hearted and manageable person.
"Cheng, then Sister Wu will be responsible, please listen to Sister Wu's arrangement, let's hurry up and get things done, and then we can officially start." He Yun said.
"Your Xiuzi often helps, unlike my family, who is lazy to eat all day long." A fat man with glasses and a bald head leaned next to Zheng Jiang and whispered.
Although Zheng Jiang is forty-two this year, he has never been married, and now he has a wife, and others still say so, and they scratch their heads very embarrassed.
"That's done, let's get to work." As He Yun spoke, he took the thirteen men among the other twenty people to the roof of the minibus to pick up tents and other things. Wu Xiu took the other six women to take down large bags of things from the car.
It's not easy to pitch a tent, especially for those of them who barely use tents. However, He Yun had many experiences in living in the wild, so he roughly taught them one by one, and it took nearly half an hour to build the seven tents, and after assigning the place to live, each family loaded their own luggage into the tent.
Zhang Yichi, unpredictable, Lai Zeyin had a tent, Lihua and several other women were together, Zheng Jiang was very hard to have a tent with Wu Xiu, he said that he had not slept with a woman, which caused several people to laugh.
The trivial things are done, and the barbecue rack is also done.
He Yun arranged it again: "Let's look for food in the wild at noon today, Zhang Yaxin, Wu Jianing, Wang Chao, the three of you and the women go to the other side of the river to get some water, and then see if you can fork a few fish, and I will take the others into the mountains to see if you can catch any wild things." β
"Done." The boy nodded.
"When you're done, stay here and prepare to boil water and cook." He Yun took out a crossbow bolt from his tent.
"Wow, where did you get this thing?" One asked.
He Yun said quite proudly: "This thing is nothing, and there are many people who buy this hunting privately now." β
"Let's get caught, and that's it, right?" Another asked.
"Hey! In these years, who still goes into the mountains to inspect, and what can I do if I get caught, at most I will give a verbal warning, this is not thirty years ago, what are you afraid of. He Yun fiddled with his crossbow arrows, "By the way, I still have two more in my tent, let's play with this thing for a while, maybe we can catch a wild boar." β
"And wild boars in this area?" Mo Ji raised an eyebrow.
He Yun glanced at Mo Yu: "Just kidding, but there are monkeys, there are other animals, and I heard that there were bears here a while ago." β
"Impossible, right? How dangerous it is to have a bear......" Wu Xiu covered his mouth and exclaimed.
He Yun said with a smile: "Sister Wu, don't worry, we are in the border area, those large animals are in the mountains, they will not appear here, besides, even if we come, what can we do, we have three crossbow arrows, and when we come, we will directly knock down the skin and roast it." β
This remark caused everyone to burst into laughter.
The atmosphere was good, He Yun arranged the three men he had ordered before on the side of the tent, and then walked towards the mountain with the others. Before leaving, Zhang Yichi found Zheng Jiang and asked him to help with Pear Blossom more, and then followed Mo Tu, and Lai Zeyin went to the mountain.
"Brother, this guy is very fierce with one arrow." Unpredictably, he unceremoniously took the crossbow arrow from He Yun's hand and played with it.
He Yun was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect this person to be so polite, and then asked, "Have you ever played with this thing?" β
"Nope." Mo set up his bow and aimed it at the distance, and his mouth made a beeping sound to simulate a crossbow arrow breaking through the air......
He Yun saw that this person was as naΓ―ve as his own child, he snorted disdainfully, and then snatched the crossbow back from Mo Xue's hand: "If you don't know how to play, just wait for me to teach you later, and you're not afraid of shooting others?" β
"If you don't have an arrow, how can you shoot someone?" Mo asked pretending to be serious.
"Alright, I'll teach you how to use this thing in a moment." He Yun was too lazy to worry about it. He divided the other two crossbows among his two good friends, causing a curious scramble. Only the three of them followed him, and it was clear that they were not familiar with him, but they still came to him and forcibly chatted awkwardly.
"How old is the kid, buddy?"
"What does it have to do with you?"
"I'll just ask."
"Who are you?"
"That's it."
"Oh, how is your wife doing?"
He Yun stopped and stared at him: "Are you sick?" Why do I ask in such detail? The police? β
"I'll just ask." Unpredictable smiled.
He Yun, who looked harmless to humans and animals, was also inconvenient to lose his temper, so he had to continue to move towards the mountain patiently.
"What should I do if I get lost on the mountain?"
"Isn't there a map on your phone?"
"Ah, lo and behold, there's no signal." Mo Yi took out his mobile phone and showed it to He Yun.
He Yun sighed and took out a compass from himself: "There is a compass." β
"What if it's like the Bermuda Triangle, and the compass fails when you go up the mountain?" Mo Ji still asked very seriously.
"Too many of the world's unsolved mysteries? Even if the compass doesn't work, we can mark it on the road. He Yun rolled his eyes and said.
"What if--"
"Enough is enough, the soul is light! I'm here to hunt! I'm not here to explain the problem to you! β
"Okay, you're right. What if ......"
"Ahhh Fuck off!! β