Chapter Fifty-Eight: The Three Barbarians 1
Cherish the wind, its name is like a person, quiet as crazy, and moving as crazy.
Therefore, that night, the three brothers really got on the train to Longhu Mountain in Yingtan, Jiangxi.
The latter is also known as the Fire Dwelling Taoist, such as the Zhengyi faction Longhu Mountain, and the former such as the Quanzhen faction, which will not be detailed here.
Tang and Song Dynasty and before, for the title of the Heavenly Master, mostly the Zhang family self-proclaimed and folk honorific titles, the Yuan Dynasty Kublai Khan, the "system" text called Zhang Zongyan as the heir of the Han Dynasty 36 generations of Heavenly Master, since then, the Heavenly Master's Mansion is the head of Jiangnan Taoism, a collection of various Fu Seal Taoism, began to become a world-famous Zhengyi.
The reason why the Heavenly Master's Mansion is called the Zhang family is because the Heavenly Master inherits it, "it can't be passed on if it's not my clan." There are great requirements for the lineage of the Heavenly Master's heir.
The third day of the first lunar month is not the day to go to relatives.
So on this day, men play cards and mahjong, women eat melon seeds and play homely things, and children gather together to set off artillery battles.
Zhang Sanhui, the most doted apprentice of the sixty-fourth generation of Heavenly Master Zhang Yuanxian, was twenty-four years old and had been married for two years.
On the third day of the Lunar New Year, Zhang Sanhui was actually not having a good time, drinking and playing cards and mahjong, he also wanted to, but he could only think about it, and the washboard still had to kneel.
There was a thumb-thick incense in the incense burner in front of him, and half of the incense was burned, but the days of kneeling on the washboard, from marriage to now, Zhang Sanhui has been used to it, at first, for this fierce woman, Zhang Sanhui also went to complain to the old master with a handful of snot and tears, but the old master smiled and told him that men are not ashamed of their wives! I was beaten by my wife, that's a blessing!
In this regard, Zhang Sanhui was completely chilled.
Since that day, Zhang Sanhui has been desperate and has completely given up struggling, and now, he has knelt on the washboard.
On the road outside the house, a small Taoist priest ran over in a hurry, pulled the door frame and poked his head out, and saw Zhang Sanhui kneeling on the washboard, so he shrunk his neck, planning to turn around and go back.
Sure enough, the cloth shoes with a sauce smell were thrown over like darts by Zhang Sanhui: "What do you see?" Haven't you ever seen a show of affection? ”
The little Taoist priest shrunk his neck and smiled: "Master...... Brother, you continue! ”
"Stop!" Zhang Sanhui reacted violently, stared at the little Taoist priest with his eyes attentively, and blinked: "Senior brother, you must have something to do with me, right?" If you dare to say it's okay, I'll clean you up when I'm done kneeling on the washboard! ”
The little Taoist priest was dazed for a moment and patted his thigh: "Yes!" Yes, yes, yes! Senior Brother Sanhui, don't you know, outside the mansion, there are three unreasonable generals who have come up, one with a fat head and big ears, one is fierce and evil, and one is ......"
Zhang Sanhui's eyes were about to pop out, his expression was strange, and he said faintly: "Is there still a monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth?" Bro...... You've seen too much Journey to the West, right? Roll ......"
In the end, Zhang Sanhui was almost shouting.
The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded, suddenly blushed, and looked aggrieved: "Senior brother, it's really ...... It's true! He also threatened to smash the top of our Dragon and Tiger Mountain! The ancestors and they were all busy talking about things, saying that they didn't have time to deal with it, so I won't come to you, saying that you are kneeling on the washboard for a while......"
Zhang Sanhui's face turned green, he waved his hand impatiently, turned his head and knelt in front of a bed, and beat his legs on the bed in a flattering manner: "Daughter-in-law...... Daughter-in-law, look, you also heard it, this has been beaten to the door of the mansion, when did our Heavenly Master's Mansion be bullied to this point, this washboard, you always keep the account, next time I promise, never drink again! ”
The woman snorted softly in her nostrils: "The old lady's face has been lost to you!" ”
Well, I have to start from yesterday when I went back to my parents' house to visit relatives, Zhang Sanhui's father-in-law and his own family ranked second among the three brothers.
When the people of the Heavenly Master's Mansion returned to their parents' house, the elders of the in-laws naturally came to accompany the guests to show their solemnity. Who would have thought that Zhang Sanhui would drink too much wine and pull the woman's arm and ask drunkly: "Daughter-in-law, the eldest uncle and the third uncle are here, what about our second uncle, is it gone?" ”
No, I woke up today, and the washboard has knelt down to the present.
The corners of his mouth foamed, and he finally coaxed the woman, Zhang Sanhui put on a Taoist robe at will, ran out, and grabbed the little Taoist: "Hurry up, take me there, see who the heroes are, I Zhang Sanhui have to thank them!" Senior brother, you are very kind, senior brother has written it down! ”
Little Taoist: "......"
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At the gate of the mansion, Zhang Sanhui tied his trouser belt and stared blankly at the three people in front of him full of murderous energy.
Zhang Sanhui cleared his throat and arched his hand: "Three Dao brothers, what are you doing to my Heavenly Master's Mansion, today, I have to thank the three Dao brothers for saving me from fire and water......
Xiyun Dahan grinned with disgust: "Did you get into the dung ball in your brain?" Stinky vernacular......"
Before he finished speaking, the second child on the side, Xifeng, had already rolled up his sleeves, wiped his chin and rushed over.
Zhang Sanhui looked at the fist smashed over and the fist wind in his ears was completely blinded, and he circled the pillar of the mansion gate, and wanted to ask, but the fist wind was very tight.
The door of the mansion didn't dare to be smashed, so Zhang Sanhui stopped hiding and had to parry.
Neither of the two of them had ever used surgery, so they fought like this for a long time, and Zhang Sanhui panted and pointed at Xifeng who did not change his face: "I recruited you to provoke you?" ”
Xifeng spitted, glanced at Zhang Sanhui, pinched his fingers, Zhang Sanhui suddenly changed color, his expression became cautious, and he suppressed his voice and said: "Five Thunder Seals, who is Your Excellency?" ”
"Pretend to be a fart for Lao Tzu and bully me to my door, really think Lao Tzu is afraid of your Heavenly Master's Mansion?"
Regretting the wind and falling, the sky was full of thunder snakes, Zhang Sanhui was in a hurry, pinched the road talisman casually, stood in front of him, the thunder snake smashed the yellow talisman, Zhang Sanhui staggered back two steps, and was angry: "Barbaric!" Barbarian! Are you beating me up again? ”
On a cold day, Xifeng ripped off his shirt, shirtless, muscles like a dragon, and pointed at Zhang Sanhui: "Angry? You give birth to a try! I'm afraid you'll count me as losing! ”
Xichen on the side hugged the waist of Xifeng and pressed it stiffly, and said to Zhang Sanhui: "My Taiyi Sect just wants to come to ask for an explanation, two days ago, the Heavenly Master's Mansion went up the mountain to bully my junior brother and insult my mountain gate, if you don't give an explanation, the three of my senior brothers will not give up!" ”
Zhang Sanhui was completely stunned, and thought about it for a long time, then shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said, "Taiyi Sect? I'm not mistaken, that's Sichuan, big brother! The people from my Heavenly Master's Mansion went to Sichuan for the Chinese New Year? Kicked in the head by a donkey? Do you think they're all as old as you? Our Heavenly Master's Mansion is a four-good young man with a family and a job, and with that kung fu, I'm going to drink and play mahjong, big brother, don't make a fuss, I have to go back to coax my wife to breastfeed the child, kneeling on the washboard hurts......"