Chapter 871: The prolific sow Ren Neisse

Tianjing, underground research institute, between scattered spirits.

Tenjing time, April 13, 23:40.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Ren Zao crossed his fingers and looked at the wandering man below with a speechless expression.

"Eat Coke chicken wings, a new product from Golden Arches."

Lying on the lazy sofa, next to a bucket full of chicken wings, the oily swimmer tore the crispy tender meat of the chicken wings with his teeth, and said while eating: "Alas, I should ask the people who have eaten it, this is more unpalatable than spicy chicken wings, or salt and pepper chicken wings are the best......

Ren Zao was speechless: "Didn't you eat dinner?" ”

You Jian raised his eyebrows slightly: "Need to be hungry to eat?" If you need to, why don't you pull it. As long as you have a heart, you will be hungry at all times. ”

Ren Zao tugged at the corners of his mouth: "Okay, you like to eat or not, but why are you eating here?" ”

You Jian put down the chicken wings and sighed: "I'm worried about you, after all, you only have 3 hours left to live, so I'm in a bad mood, so I'm here to see you off for the last time." I ate Coke chicken wings because I saw this advertisement, and I actually wanted to eat egg yolk crisp, crayfish, bean juice, ......"

Ren Zao was silent for a moment, spread his hands and said: "This seat takes 10,000 steps back, even if you are really in a bad mood, then you should not think about tea and rice, not if you want to eat this and that!" ”

You Jian spit out a chicken bone, flicked his fingers, and washed all the oil stains on his fingers with aura.

He casually asked, "How do you feel?" ”

Ren Zuo relaxed his body, next to the frozen throne, looked at the computer screen, and said lightly: "As always." ”

"Constipation as always?" You Jian chuckled, but Ren was not angry or laughing.

You Jian pondered for a moment and said, "The "Top Secret Files" has already appeared on you, which means that you should spend at least 30 more birthdays. First of all, I never give birthday gifts, only other people give me gifts. ”

Ren Zao smiled slightly: "Actually, it is quite interesting to give gifts, and it is a wonderful fun to choose a gift that suits others from your own perspective." For example, I want to give you a tie, and the tie has already been chosen, just waiting for your birthday. ”

You Jian felt inexplicable: "Why did you give me a tie?" ”

"If you have a tie, you need to wear a shirt, and when you wear a shirt, you need to wear pants that look better, and if you wear these, you may change out of your sports jacket and wear evening dresses, and if you wear nice clothes, you will naturally correct your bad habits."

"When I was a child, I didn't like to eat, so my mother bought a set of children's tableware with a pokemon pattern, and I immediately liked to eat...... The best motivation to change people is not violence and authority, but love and expectation. ”

You Jian smiled: "It's worthy of you, a belly of." But if I don't wear a tie, won't I crack your schemes? ”

Ren Zao: "It's a gift from this seat, why don't you mean it?" ”

You Jian said disdainfully: "What do you know? I robbed the house over there, slashed the demons here, and wearing sportswear is the most practical, and it is not convenient to exercise in evening dresses. Unlike a high-ranking young master like you, I've done my best just by killing people and setting fires! ”

There are really a lot of crooked reasons in this wanderer, and Ren Zuo was speechless for a while, so he had to smile bitterly: "Okay, okay, whatever you want." ”

You Jian said: "But your statement is good, giving gifts can make others change in the direction they expect." For this reason, I can give you a gift. ”

Ren Zao: "It's good, what do you want to give me?" ”

You Jian: "Little skirt." ”

Ren was slightly stunned: "Huh? ”

You Jian gouged out his ears, blew a breath, and said: "Recently, this strange game has been very popular on the Internet, saying that women's clothing is only zero or countless times, I wonder if it is the revival of eunuch culture...... Didn't you just say that you should respect the gifts that others give you? Well, if you are willing to wear the clothes I gave, then I am willing to wear the tie you gave. ”

Ren Zao couldn't help laughing, laughing so much that tears came out of the corners of his eyes: "Why is your brain only turning fast when you have a poisonous tongue and pranks?" ”

"Other times I'm slow?"

"You don't spin slowly at other times, you should have a sclerotic brain that can't move."

Ren Zao restrained his smile and said gently, "It's okay, let's go, You Jian." ”

"That's you, and I let you in. This seat clearly said, let this seat quietly spend these ten hours of dark night, and usher in the dawn of tomorrow alone. ”

"I don't need comfort, but you do make me feel better."

You Jian got up from the lazy sofa, shook his head and said, "I'm not here to tease you." ”

"I know, thank you." Ren Zuo smiled: "I didn't expect that madman at the beginning has now become a ...... who will be considerate of others Crazy. ”

"The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it." You Jian snorted, "Do you think I did this on purpose?" That's right, I did it on purpose, and what I hate most is to put on a mask and cater to others. ”

"What I am, others see. Like it or hate it, I don't care what they think, I want to sing the national anthem at KTV, and drink freshly squeezed juice at the bar! The world is filthy, and it's not worth wasting any of my energy. ”

Ren Zuo smiled: "They really took you to KTV and bars, and you really went...... Hahaha. ”

"Like, it was about two years ago this month, and I saw you in the containment facility. At that time, you were much more fierce than you are now, with your teeth and claws, baring your teeth, and you feel full of shady and conspiracy when you look at everything, and you are proud to be the enemy of the whole world......"

"But for this seat, you are also a milk murderer, and you were beaten down by this seat in a few rounds."

You Jian tugged at the corners of his mouth: "That's me recuperating and avoiding the enemy's edge!" ”

Ren Za shrugged his shoulders and said, "yes, and then you come and harass me every day...... It was too early at that time, and there were only two of us awakened in the containment facility, and I couldn't even think of you, a mad dog. ”

"But in retrospect, I'm actually glad I had you as my age. After all, I was in a very bad mood at that time, and if I beat you too much, I can also relieve a lot of anger......"

You Jian's face was pale, and he wanted to do it but didn't dare, but he was very aggrieved if he didn't do it, and his face was entangled.

"Perhaps, we are just two lost dogs who hurt each other." Ren Zao said calmly: "I lost my family, and you lost yourself." ”

You Jian sneered: "That's not a mutual injury, the only one who is injured is me." And I didn't lose my home, the whole world is not the king's land, my home is the country. ”

"Yes...... Ren Za was silent for a moment, and said, "This seat has actually always felt that you have not been distorted by the memories of the past. However, because the distorted personality is a little better than before, everyone lets you go with the flow. ”

But in the past two years, I have watched your edges and corners slowly smoothed out, watched you re-appreciate the taste of truth, goodness and beauty, and watched you find more purpose in life...... Perhaps, it was my mistake, you have already overcome fate. ”

"You're better than me."

You Jian put his hands in his trouser pockets, looked at Ren Seat for a while, and suddenly said, "I just compromised." ”

"I don't want to accept his legacy at all, let alone his memories, but entanglement will make my brain stir into a ball of jam, so I compromise, and then slowly digest it, discarding its dross and extracting its essence."

Ren Zao raised his eyebrows slightly - this is the essence of you?

You Jian seemed to sense Renza's thoughts, and sneered, "You never imagined how stupid his dross side was. ”

"Then my personality changed, my name changed, my goals changed, my hobbies changed, and even my name changed! It's funny to say, if it was the ordinary self before, I might not care about this kind of compromise at all, but after the change, I hate myself like this - a fart! Big deal brain-dead! ”

You Jian looked at Ren Zao, gritted his teeth and said, "Fate is for trampling. I couldn't do it, and it's not bad to see that you can do it! ”

Ren Zao shook his head and smiled: "'Fate is for trampling', it sounds like 'banks are for robbery'......"

"And fate is on your side this time!" You Jian said loudly: "With the example of Xiangong Ren Han in front of you, and the future in 30 years as a guarantee, what are you afraid of!?" ”

Ren Zuo snorted and said, "This seat understands, and I have figured it out, you can leave first." ”

"Maybe you need to pee to see how stupid your expression is," said Youjian. β€œ

Ren Zao laughed silently, stretched out his hand to cover his face, and said with a wry smile: "I'm starting to wonder how powerful your bad side is - there is still room for improvement in your badness?" ”

He looked up at the starry sky projection on the ceiling next to the Frozen Throne, and said, "You Jian, what is the most beautiful way you have ever seen to die?" ”

You Jian said: "I was pierced through the Tianmen Acupoint by my sword, leaving only a small hole in my forehead. ”

"The most beautiful way I've ever seen to die is when a person 'snaps' and turns into a cloud of blood mist." "There was no blood, no flesh, no internal organs, nothing, and even the blood mist quickly dissipated, leaving only clothes in place, like some kind of magic show, and people just hid, hidden in a place that can never be found." ”

"Simple and beautiful, without a trace."

"I didn't feel sadness at all, and it was only after a long, long time that I realized that those who disappeared were actually buried in the blood and bones of the living, and became the strength for me to move on."

and...... It became my fear. ”

Chief Ren exhaled and said, "Let's go, I won't let you come, it's not that I'm afraid you'll worry." ”

"I just don't want you to see my ugliness."

"Save me some face."

Listening to the implicit pleas in the joke of the seat, You Jian nodded expressionlessly, turned and walked outside.

"Tomorrow they seem to be holding a birthday party for me, you give me a face tomorrow, no bad mouth and no poisonous tongue...... Forget it, can you stop talking tomorrow? ”

You Jian stood still: "Don't speak? ”

Ren Zao nodded: "Don't speak." ”

Youjian: "Okay. ”

He walked all the way to the door of the Scattered Spirits, but did not push the door and leave.

After hesitating for a long time, You Jian gritted his teeth fiercely, turned his head and said, "I wish you a birthday...... Well? ”

The home-type ice throne that was held up by icebergs, surrounded by countless strong ice sculptures, and even had a lumbar pillow and neck pillow cushion, was empty at this moment.

Only the screen that was still on display, the hot tea on the stand next to it, and the warmth of the cushion proved that someone was indeed sitting on it.

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Meanwhile, Los Angeles, which is 15 hours behind by Tianjing, is now arriving at 9 a.m. on April 13 when Disneyland in California opens.

Ren Suo and they didn't actually play Disneyland yesterday, but an adventure park with thrilling games such as electric facilities, and the real fairy tale world Disneyland to play today is to play.

""Tomorrow's Calamity" is being uploaded, due to the player's use of special items in the game, the game record will be uploaded before clearing and settling, please wait......

Ren Suo turned off his mobile phone and heard Lin Xianyu exclaiming, "Wow, can we go into the Sleeping Beauty Castle?" ”

They are now located in the central plaza of the park, directly north of the blue-roofed and white-walled Sleeping Beauty Castle. Gu Yueyan took the map and said, "There seem to be a lot of souvenir shops in the castle, and after passing through the castle, there is the "Fantasy Continent". But our FP (Fast Track) is to make an appointment to go to Tomorrowland, and we should go east. ”

Ren Suo leaned over and glanced at the map, smacking his tongue and said, "It's so big here, are you done with it all day?" ”

Ren Xingmei: "We can take the Superman train to get to other places quickly." ”

Lin Xianyu snorted and walked away from Ren Suo with a look of disgust. Ren Suo said helplessly: "I'm sorry." ”

"It's useful to say I'm sorry, what do you want the police to do?" Lin Xianyu said angrily: "Do you dare next time?" ”

"I dare next time."

Seeing Lin Xianyu dancing at Ren Suo for the first time, Qiao Muyi asked curiously, "What did Xiao Suo do?" Envy fish, you are so angry. ”

"Brother Ren came to me early in the morning!" Lin Xianyu said angrily.

Everyone looked at Ren Suo in surprise - we waited in the room all night, but you waited for us to fall asleep and went to find Lin Xianyu?

What is this? There is a Manchu at home who doesn't eat a bite, so he has to go out to the jungle?

However, the old god Ren Suo was there, his face was calm, and he looked like a virgin, so Dong Chengling asked, "What happened?" ”

I saw Lin Xianyu pull Xiao Jiu and said with a sad face: "Three hours ago, I was a beautiful girl like a flower, and I was gently holding Xiao Jiu to swim in Alice in Wonderland......

Xiao Jiu said indifferently: "Your saliva has made Xiao Jiu's tail wet, and there is more than one." ”

"Then a sinful hand reached out to me and shook me violently!" Lin Xianyu gritted his teeth and said: "Trespassing into the beautiful girl's room, shaking the sleeping beautiful girl to wake up, do you know what Brother Ren said to me at that time?" ”

"What did you say?" Gu Yueyan asked curiously, she knew that Lin Xianyu had a good temper, and under normal circumstances, she would hardly get angry, and once she got angry, she would have a seizure on the spot, and she would never be angry for a few hours to waste her precious game life.

"He asked me if I wanted fried chicken." Lin Xianyu said super angrily: "Then he took out a fried chicken bucket!" ”

He shook Xiao Jiu awake and asked, but Xiao Jiu said he wouldn't eat. Then he didn't care about the fried chicken bucket, just put it down and left, gone! ”

Everyone was at a loss when they heard this, and turned their heads to look at Ren Suo, who spread his hands and said, "I can't sleep early in the morning and want to eat fried chicken, so I sent more takeaway." I don't think the rest of you like to eat it, so I gave it to Lin Xianyu and Xiao Jiu. ”

As for how Ren Suo entered the room, he didn't say, and everyone didn't askβ€”there were many ways for monks of their level to enter the hotel room.

Of course, the truth is definitely not like this, Ren Suo just wanted to borrow krypton gold from Lin Xianyu and Xiao Jiu, but he always had to find an excuse, so he changed it with the "Unlimited Fried Chicken Package". Xiao Jiu and Lin Xianyu's strength is not good, but they are also extraordinary, they sleep almost at 6 o'clock in the morning, and they will definitely wake up if they are touched, so it is better to take the initiative to let Ren Suo take the initiative.

Gu Yueyan asked, "Xianyu, are you angry that Mr. Suo entered your room without permission?" ”

Lin Xianyu nodded heavily: "Yes!" It's so disrespectful to me! ”

Ren Suo scratched his head: "But there is no alarm clock in the hotel...... You can't knock on the door, can you? ”

Qiao Muyi thought about it, and suddenly asked with a smile: "By the way, since Xiao Suo asked you if you eat fried chicken, how did you answer?" ”

Lin Xianyu froze for a moment and muttered, "Brother Ren bewitched me, a beautiful girl who hadn't woken up yet, and caused me to eat a bucket of fried chicken!" ”

In fact, Ren Suo used the "Phantom Fragrance" of "If it is only as first seen", and used the question to make Lin Xianyu quickly calm down.

"A bucket!" Lin Xianyu looked sad and indignant: "God knows why it's so delicious - how long do I have to practice and exercise to lose this skyrocketing calorie!" ”

"It's all to blame on Brother Ren, who used fried chicken to me early in the morning! And he said he would dare next time! ”

Ren Suo said: "But you and I will eat anytime and anywhere, and you are still in the development period, so it's better to eat more." He laid enough foreshadowing for himself to borrow from Lin Xianyu in the future.

Lin Xianyu said angrily: "You feed the squad leader milk, and feed me fried chicken, is this what people do!?" ”

Gu Yueyan's face flushed instantly, and Ren Suo was stunned for a moment: "I don't drink milk myself, how can I give Yueyan ......?"

"Alright." Ren Xingmei directly pulled Ren Suo away, and said excitedly: "If you don't leave, our FP will expire!" ”

Take the spaceship "Star Flyer 1000" for an interstellar walk, but everyone is not a fan of "Star Wars", and it will be over after playing it once, and then rush to play Buzz Lightyear vs. Zach - a child at the scene loudly asked Zack why he is not an angel, but a big toy that looks like a demon.

Experience space travel on Space Mountain, drive a CarsTro car rampage, and most thrilling is Splash Mountain, ride a log boat through the forest, and experience a 47Β° inclined rapids that rain all over the sky.

However, no one bought raincoats, after all, even Xiao Jiu and Lin Xianyu among them could cast "clothes" to protect themselves from the rain, and other tourists who wore rainproof jackets and were soaked saw them leave without wetness, and wondered whether they were victims of genuine goods.

When buying peripherals at Minnie's House, Ren Suo picked up a rabbit ear, suddenly became evil and secretly walked behind Dong Chengling to put it on for her.

Dong Chengling was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at the mirror, touched the rabbit's ears a little uncomfortably, and asked, "Is it good-looking?" ”

"The best looking in the world." Ren Suo said with a smile.

Qiao Muyi coughed beside him, Ren Suo looked in the store, and soon found an ornament suitable for Qiao Muyi: "Mu Gongzi, come!" ”

Qiao Muyi looked at himself wearing a crown in the mirror, his heart was beautiful but his face was expressionless, and asked, "Is it good-looking?" ”

"Beautiful!"

"No reviews? The first in the world and so on. ”

"emmm......" Ren Suo thought for a while: "It's as beautiful as a flying fairy outside the sky?" ”

"Your ability to praise is as inferior as that of a dwarf." Qiao Muyi hugged Ren Suo, and a smile overflowed in his eyes: "Punish you for eating poisonous apples." ”

"Poison apples?"

"My lipstick today is apple red."

Suddenly, a tactful meow sounded, Ren Suo and Qiao Muyi turned their heads to look, and found that Gu Yueyan was wearing cat ears and covering her face with big cat paw gloves, and Lin Xianyu next to her was encouraging her: "Very good!" One more time! Super nice! ”

"Don't!" Gu Yueyan said angrily: "I don't wear this anymore!" ”

At this time, Lin Xianyu whispered something in Gu Yueyan's ear, Gu Yueyan subconsciously glanced at Ren Suo, blushed and continued to wear cat ears and cat's paw gloves, and then went to buy jewelry such as ankle rings and bracelets.

Successfully seduced the innocent squad leader step by step, Lin Xianyu grinned, suddenly saw something, and said in surprise: "Little star, you ......"

Ren Xingmei, who was wearing a dark blue princess dress, shrugged: "You can buy Elsa's skirt from "Frozen" here, which is very restored." ”

Lin Xianyu said enviously: "You can buy it, but it's a price that disturbs me...... But do you think it's appropriate to dress Little Star? ”

"It's right, it's just right." Ren Xingmei fiddled with her skirt in front of the mirror, causing many tourists to watch and take pictures - today Ren Xingmei just had a ponytail, although she is not blonde, but her temperament is quite suitable for the animated character.

Lin Xianyu: "But this set of clothes should be regarded as children's clothing...... Right? ”

Ren Xingmei said calmly: "It's a girl's outfit." ”

"Really, it's all writtenβ€”"

"It's a girl's outfit."

"Okay."

In the afternoon, I went to visit the "Wilderness Continent", "Adventure World", and "Fantasy Continent", and the sky quickly darkened.

By the time Ren Suo and them finished eating, it was nearly 8 o'clock.

The parade of lantern floats and fireworks is about to begin, and they wander around to the central plaza where Sleeping Beauty Castle is located, which is the best place to see.

"That's too many, isn't it?" Ren Suo looked at the dense crowd in front of him and couldn't help scratching his head.

There are a lot of like-minded tourists, and in order to free up the moving area of the floats, there are very few areas in the central square where they can stop, and they can either stand far away or squeeze out to see.

Everyone glanced at each other, and Qiao Muyi said: "If you want to get closer, you can definitely ask the person in front of you to make way for us." ”

The others instantly understood Qiao Muyi's intention: saying that it was letting, in fact, it was using the momentum of four turns to force the passengers in front to give way.

Dong Chengling shook his head: "No. Let's choose another place with a good viewing angle, shall we? ”

Qiao Muyi spread his hands: "The good places must be occupied." It's hard to come to Disney once, and you can't leave any regrets, right? ”

Just when everyone was about to quarrel, Ren Suo suddenly said, "Go there." ”

Everyone followed his direction and saw the tallest building in the central square, the Sleeping Beauty Castle.

"Can I get into the castle tower?" Lin Xianyu asked.

"I don't think ordinary people can go in." Ren Xingmei said: "But we ...... Youdong-sensei. ”

Then, in a corner that no one else could see, they teleported to the upper floors of the Sleeping Beauty Castle tower.

The tower is not open to the public, but it is not deserted, but there are tables and chairs, and even air conditioning, which seems to be a rest room for the staff.

Lin Xianyu leaned against the windowsill and said with a hint of longing: "Watch the fireworks show in the castle...... One item on my dream list has finally come true! ”

Gu Yueyan asked curiously, "List of dreams?" Do you have a lot of dreams? ”

Salted fish will also have dreams?

"Yes!" Lin Xianyu said: "For example, to become an omniscient and all-powerful super god, for example, to support yourself by just playing games every day, for example, to find a lover who is completely compatible with your personality......"

The corners of Gu Yueyan's mouth twitched: "This should be your daydream list, right?" ”

Ren Xingmei said with some reluctance: "After watching this performance, the Disney journey is completely over." ”

Xiao Jiu held up the black cat and said, "Xiao Jiu wants to do it again!" Luna wants to do it again when she becomes a human! ”

Qiao Muyi smiled: "Then do it again, but next time you don't have to run so far, Shenhai and Hong Kong also have Disneyland, Tokyo also has a different theme." ”

Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo and asked with a smile, "Suo, do you want to come again?" ”

"Of course."

Ren Suo said softly: "Next time, we will also come with the whole family." ”

At this moment, everyone felt the phone vibrate. Ren Suo took out his phone and saw a message pop up on the screen:

"The 'Ren Nether' you follow has posted a new video."

Lin Xianyu was surprised: "There are 4 videos in half a month, this Ren Nether is as productive as a sow." ”