Chapter 242: Uniform
"This ...... What kind of demon is this? The fat robber's lips twitched.
He seemed to think of something, and hurriedly looked down, the submachine gun in his hand had long since disappeared, and then looked at the one floating in front of him, the more familiar he looked at it from a distance, and finally woke up, his gun was about to become a refinement, and the muzzle of the gun was aimed at the master!
"Fatty, what did you just say, what kind of big fish?"
The tall man couldn't help but ask when he saw that the fat robber was halfway through his words.
"Big brother...... I really didn't lie to you this time, this bank is haunted! The fat robber turned his head and said in a trembling voice to the tall man.
The tall man was furious when he heard this, and roared loudly: "You coward, what's wrong with you today?" What kind of nerves, can you still stop robbing banks? ”
"Big brother, I really didn't lie to you, I swear, lying to give birth to a son has no asshole." Seeing that the tall man didn't believe his words, the fat robber was also anxious, and opened his mouth to swear a poisonous oath.
Listening to the two of you, I said one by one, my heart was already happy, my fingers were lightly picked in the air, and the thought wrapped in the submachine gun beat slightly, and the sound of clicking sounded, and the gun was loaded, and then it was pressed against the forehead of the fat robber.
"Grandpa Gun, spare your life!"
The fat robber was so frightened that he knelt on the ground with his legs limp, his head like pounding garlic, and kept kowtowing to the submachine gun.
If he had yellow paper and sandalwood in his hand now, he would probably burn the paper to worship, after all, in his opinion, this gun has become a fine thing.
"Husband, you're so good, how did you do it?" Fang Wei stared at the floating submachine gun and asked me with a look of surprise.
I whispered, "I'll talk to you again until I get rid of the two robbers." ”
"Shhh...... The little brother is hidden. ”
Lingbao Zhenren looked at me, his eyes were full of shock, and he took a deep breath and said: "I thought that my Yin God Realm was high enough, but I didn't expect that you were not very old, and you actually cultivated to the realm of exorcism, amazing, really powerful!" I've never seen a monk as young as you, and I'm afraid you're the only one in the entire Lianhai City. ”
"Haha, so-so, people are smart, it's okay to practice and upgrade." I said with a relaxed face, but my heart was full of ambition.
By the time we were talking, the tall hostage-taking robber had already approached, and since he was parked behind the fat robber, he didn't see the suspended submachine gun.
"It was a mistake for me to take you to rob the bank today, to let you collect money, and you actually knelt for me here."
The tall man pointed to the back of the fat robber's head and cursed, and after venting it, he sighed and said: "Forget it, if you want to count on your pig to do something, I'm afraid it won't be able to catch up with the heat, so I'll go out myself."
After saying that, he put the submachine gun on his body, picked up the travel bag on the ground, and planned to collect money himself.
"Big ...... Big brother, wait a minute. ”
The fat robber suddenly grabbed the corner of his clothes and said in a trembling voice: "Your gun has also become a fine ......"
"What the hell do you want to do? There's more to come! ”
The tall man, who was already about to break down mentally from his torture, cursed in distraught and began to look down at his body.
At this glance, the eyeballs almost flew out of their sockets.
I saw that the submachine gun on his body, as if there was an invisible palm manipulating, was detaching from his body little by little, and swayed and floated into the air.
Seeing that he had floated to a position one person high, he suddenly turned around and unceremoniously aimed at the two robbers.
I sat cross-legged on the ground, a sneer on the corner of my mouth, and with a slight flick of my fingers, the levitating submachine gun automatically pulled the trigger.
"Da Da Da"
"Da Da Da"
Huge gunshots echoed from the bank hall, and bullets erupted from the muzzles of the guns with firelight, and shot into the ground in front of the two robbers, and in an instant, they were densely packed with shocking bullet holes.
From the moment the gunshots rang out, the two robbers were already frightened, and they lay on the ground with their heads in their hands, not daring to move.
Seeing that the robbers were subdued, I breathed a sigh of relief, and with a move of my hand, two submachine guns fell on my hands, but when I looked around, the atmosphere was a little wrong.
Everyone in the scene stretched out their hands and pointed at me, looking at me as if they were seeing a monster, some curious, some surprised, and even a deep fear of the unknown.
"Ahem, don't be afraid, in fact, my identity is a magician, and I just used a little trick to make the gun float."
I touched my nose, and in order to avoid shocking the world and frightening everyone, I had to say such a reason.
"Ahh It turned out to be magic, so I said, how can a gun fly on its own, it's not scientific. ”
"Okay boy, you can subdue two robbers with magic! Awesome enough! ”
"Big brother, you are my idol, I want to worship you as a teacher to learn magic."
"Handsome guy, do you have a girlfriend, the little girl is not married yet, let's deal with each other."
"Pretty boy, although people are married, you can get rid of your boyfriend and you, I can cook, I can warm the bed...... It's a lot of fun to live at night."
In the crowd, they began to shout and say everything.
"Hmph, a bunch of prodigal hooves, I'm not ashamed." Fang Wei's face was dissatisfied, and he muttered in a low voice.
I was so excited that I handed the two guns to a bank clerk and told them to guard the robbers, and then called another clerk to deposit money for me.
This staff member didn't dare to slack off, and quickly helped me complete the deposit procedures, I took the passbook, and without saying a word, pulled up Fang Wei and ran out of the bank.
ran out of the way in one go.
"Husband, I think we should wait for the police to come, you are a hero who acts bravely, the Public Security Bureau should reward you with a pennant, and then publish a newspaper to publicize your great deeds." Fang Wei said with regret: "This is gone, and there is no honor." ”
I smiled and said, "I shouldn't be interested in those vain things, besides, if I really make it to the newspaper and become a star, how many little girls will come to the door to find me." You saw it in the bank just now, but there are a lot of beautiful women rushing to give me a hug, alas, it seems that I am still too sharp, it's time to review myself. ”
"Stinky beauty, you."
Fang Wei glanced at me angrily, suddenly stepped forward and hugged me, and muttered: "Li Shuangxi, I can warn you, except for me, you are not allowed to have bad intentions towards other girls, otherwise, I will ...... I'll die to show you. ”