Early in the morning, the village chief of Longtou Village had an argument with a sheep dealer from other places in his yard. "Oh, why are the people in your place so inauthentic? The day before yesterday, Kong Shan and you called Russia, saying that in your village, there are dozens of good fat sheep to buy for Russia, why did Russia come early in the morning today, you just take these sheep to fool Russia, you look at what kind of car Lao Tzu drove to drop, 9 tons of semi-trailer, you sell me these sheep, and the fuel cost is not enough miles. Qi Xunsi complained to the village chief dissatisfied.

"It's not early in the morning, I don't know where the old man Kong Shan has gone, and his 30 sheep can't give you a thia." The village chief said with a smiling face.

"Just add his family's thirty heads are not enough, you see this is a treasure on Russia to place an order, 96 fat sheep, 700 yuan each, a total of 67,200 yuan, this ID number is your Dili, this bank card is also your Dili, this money, Russia is not a little bit to call you. You can't afford to be untrustworthy. Qi Xunsi squatted on the ground, took out a cigarette and smoked it.

"This boss, how much did you just say a fat sheep is?" A villager who was watching the excitement asked loudly outside the courtyard door.

"Adult sheep are 18 yuan a catty, and lambs are 22 yuan a catty." Qi Xunsi squatted on the ground and replied angrily.

"Didn't you say, 700 one?" Another villager corrected.

"That's a big sheep over 40 pounds." Qi Xunsi said to the old farmer.

"Eh, the Russian family has two big sheep that are more than 50 catties, can you collect them?" The old farmer said tentatively.

"Oh Ke can say that it's good, more than 40 catties of drops are all 700 uh, love to sell or not." The corners of Qi Xunsi's mouth inadvertently revealed a hint of a profiteer's sly smile.

"Sell it, and Russia will go and lead the sheep." The old farmer happily ran home, and soon more onlookers ran to his house.

"Village chief, Russia can tell you a good mile, Russia must receive 96 sheep of more than 40 catties today, one less, Russia complained about you on the Internet, and asked you to fine 3 times the money to Russia." Qi Xunsi threatened the village chief.

"Definitely, definitely, not a pound will be missing you." The village chief replied with a smiling face.

"The village chief, they are all here, even the lambs, a total of 113 sheep, 64 catties away from 3840 catties." The village accountant ran to the village chief with a calculator and said, "Now the whole village except for the Kong Shan family is in that car. ”

"Look, this boss, this Kong Shan hasn't come back yet, or you have to wait." The village chief walked outside the cockpit, handed Qi Xunsi a cigarette and said with a smile.

"Wait? My hotel in Xijing will not open tonight, hundreds of employees will drink the northwest wind, you will not send someone to Kongshan's house to pull sheep, it has already been sold to me. Qi Xunsi said angrily to the village chief.

"That'...... The ...... village chief was in trouble, and he remembered that Kong Shan had reminded himself more than once that his sheep were very expensive, and no one was allowed to touch his sheep without his permission. Otherwise, he would turn the village upside down.

"Forget it? I'm in a hurry, I'll make up for it next time. Qi Xunsi watched that the play was almost over, and as soon as he stepped on the accelerator and opened the half-hanging, he ran out of the village in a puff of smoke.

Ma Bao and Deng Niu, today is a thief, in the morning the big boss asked them to block all the vehicles to Tongxi Waterfall here on this remote path, the two pretended to be road administration, stopped the car at this intersection, and by the way also did some robbery or something, but just now a sheep pull half hanging, not to mention, the bird driver also came down and beat the two half to death, and robbed the two of them of the money, before leaving, he also told the two arrogantly, grab more here, he will come back, At that time, if there are not eight thousand, he will be killed.

"Hold the grass, that person is more ruthless than the big boss, brother, let's slip away." Deng Niu wiped the wound at the corner of his mouth and said to Ma Bao, who was sitting in the driver's seat.

"Nima, go? Lao Tzu was robbed, so he didn't scold his daughter-in-law to death when he walked back like this! Ma Bao glanced at Deng Niu dissatisfied, "What are you afraid of, the cowardly goods will leave, let's grab an order and leave." ”

"Look, isn't there another sedan over there, let's see who's driving it?" Ma Bao urged Deng Niu.

"Brother, this will be lucky, it's a beauty and a stupid big man, looking like this, it must have come to this remote place to cause a car shock, hehe." Deng Niu held the telescope and smiled with a smile. "That girl is so handsome."

"Go, go, grab the fat sheep." Ma Bao opened the car door, took out a metal baseball bat, and walked to the middle of the road with Deng Niu with a cruel smile.

"The two people in the middle of the road can't be car robbers and road rages, you see there's a baseball bat hidden behind that person." He Baobao looked at the two people in tattered uniforms in front of him with alarm.

"Melancholy, scare them." Wen Feng said leisurely with his head resting on his arms.

"Hahaha, I haven't played in a long time." The melancholy laughter on the radio was very lewd.

"Brother, you restrain that man in a while, and I'll search that woman." Deng Niu said with a wicked smile.

"Hmph." Ma Bao snorted at Deng Niu dissatisfied, watched the car slowly slow down, slapped his hand with a bat, and walked towards the car with a hideous face.

The two walked a few steps away from the car, and suddenly the car made a strange "creaking" and "clicking" sound, and the car turned out to be a tall and powerful robot like the Autobots in the Transformers movie.

"Brother, pinch me and see if I'm dreaming." Deng Niu looked at the huge robot blankly and said.

"Bang dang!" With a bang, the bat in Ma Bao's hand couldn't help but fall on his foot, and he grinned in pain and said, "It's definitely not a dream, my foot hurts so much." ”

The melancholy right arm was deformed, sometimes a giant cannon, sometimes an exaggerated Gatling cannon, sometimes a flamethrower with flames, sometimes a huge steel knife...... "What do you want to do in the middle of this road?" Melancholy's deep voice exploded in the ears of the two of them.

"Ah...... Be...... That is true...... We...... See some dust on your car...... So, I'm going to give you a free car wash. Deng Niu took off the T-shirt that had just been torn by the flattening on his body, and took it on his hand and made a wiping motion.

"I still have wax and lube in my car. Erniu, go to the car to get water, you can wash your fart if you don't have water. Ma Bao winked at Deng Niu.

"Yes, yes, I'm going to get water." Deng Niu retreated with Ma Bao knowingly.

"Is that car yours?" Melancholy pointed to a Nissan pickup truck marked with the word Road Administration not far ahead.

"Yes...... It's ......," Ma Bao and Deng Niu responded at the same time.

"You don't have to give me a bath, give me this car, the 92-year-old Nissan style, the classic model, there are a lot of parts I need, wow." Melancholy and happily strode towards the Nissan pickup......

Deng Niu waved his hand to say goodbye to the burping car, and Ma Bao took out his mobile phone and dialed the 110 police call: "Hey, 110, I called the police, my car was eaten by a car man." ”

"You're insane, report the false police again, and I'll arrest you immediately!" A nice female voice on the other end of the phone scolded loudly.

"I ...... I...... I'm so scared...... I want to go home to find my mother......" Deng Niu turned his head to look at Ma Bao and cried aggrievedly.

At this time, Ma Bao's mobile phone rang, and a cold woman's voice came from inside, "No one has entered the road you are looking at, right?" ”

"Yes...... Yes...... Someone broke in, a total of 3 people, 2 men and 1 woman, and ...... And also...... An Autobot ......," Marble said tremblingly.

"You guys are such a piece of rubbish, wait, who did you say at the end?" The woman was puzzled.

"Steam...... Autobots ......"

"You're so insane, in broad daylight, you sleep for my mother, right?" The woman on the phone scolded angrily.

"Those two wastes sleep in the daytime, put 2 men and one woman in it." Li Sha looked at the black-robed man and said dissatisfied.

"Did I hear them mention the Autobots?" The black-robed man stared at Li Sha and said, "Could it be that another golden man has come out of the underground palace?" ”

"What do you say? Could it be that the undead legion is driven? Li Sha looked at the black-robed man in shock.

This is a dilapidated ancient temple, as for how many years it has existed here, there is no clear way to say now, standing at the temple gate you can clearly see Lishan. Qi Xunsi drove a semi-trailer and stopped at the gate of the temple and took a half-sized lamb from the car. Walking to the temple gate, he kicked the plaque that had already fallen by the temple gate, and the plaster on the plaque fell off a lot, and at the inscription of the plaque, there were two names, which were written in ghost script. He looked at the two names and smiled warmly. He strode into the temple.

Looking at the scenery in the temple that had long been ruined, Qi Xunsi couldn't help but feel a little sad.

"You won't want me to stay here tonight, will you?" He Baobao kicked a stone slab by the temple gate in dissatisfaction at the temple gate.

Wen Feng was stunned when he looked at the tadpole-like figure on the side of the stone slab, he stared at the pattern for a moment, and couldn't help laughing.

"How can you read it?" He Baobao pulled him and was about to enter the door, but unfortunately the door next to him was tightly blocked by the melancholy who was about to enter the door with equipment and luggage.

"I don't understand it at all, I just think it's like something in a man's liquid." Wen Feng looked at He Baobao with a wicked smile.

"You men, three sentences are inseparable from erotic things." He Baobao gave the unscrupulous guy a fierce look.

"What's the matter with this cart of sheep at the door?" He Baobao glanced at the semi-trailer parked at the door that pulled a cart of sheep.

"Do you remember the chapter of the King of Chu in Han's "Old Book"?" Wen Feng said with a smile, "It seems that Boss Qi has found the shepherd and the sheep that fell into the well." ”

"Oh, so we have sheep to eat tonight, right?" He Baobao pouted his little tongue and said greedily. "That's a lot of joy."

At this moment, a man's scream suddenly sounded from the temple: "Oops! I'm dripping mom! Stay back! ”

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