Chapter 11: The Robbers
When I woke up again, I was still greeted by the radiant morning sun, and when I looked at my watch, it was only half past six.
"Ah, the morning air is really fresh, it's a good habit to go to bed early and get up early!" I walked to the bed and opened the window, and took a deep breath towards the morning sun, the fresh and slightly moist breath of the early morning poured into my lungs, which lifted my spirits, and the pores of my body were comfortably opened, which was really pleasant. The newborn sun is not dazzling, and the orange-red mass is rising, as if it is a newborn life, which makes people feel a kind of joy of life at a glance. The soft sunlight shone on the person's body, as if he was draped in an incomparably gorgeous brocade robe, although he didn't feel anything on his body, but there was a faint warmth in his heart.
"What are you talking about? You've slept for a day and a night! Do you think you've only slept for twenty minutes?" Xiao Ai glanced at me on the sand beside me, and said lightly.
"What?!a day and a night?!Why didn't you wake me up?" I couldn't help but be surprised when I heard Xiao Ai's words.
"Don't worry, the kid from the office has already come to see you with those little ghosts, I told them that you are a little uncomfortable, and asked them to help you take three days off from school. You're in a much better shape than I thought you would be, and I thought you would be in a coma for at least three days. Xiao Ai sat on the sand and flipped through the magazine, and said casually.
"That is, we can't steam it, cook it, don't cook it, beat it flat, fry it, don't burst it, and make a copper pea with a bell. It's a good body!" I said proudly.
"Xiaoqiang. "Xiao Ai punctured my boast with a single stitch.
"Who's Xiaoqiang?!wait," I suddenly reacted: "Who's in a coma?!I'm just sleeping?!!" I said frantically.
"You...... Tsundere?" Xiao Wai slowly raised her eyes to look at me, the corners of her mouth slightly curled.
"I ...... You win. I almost couldn't breathe, I choked and rolled my eyes, and finally I had to surrender weakly. For so many years, I haven't won against her, and Xiao Ai's complaints are always like needles, short and sharp. Xiao Ai, it's really condescending for you not to go to the voice actor world to be the queen of complaints.
"Hurry up and wash up, I'll have to go to school in a moment." Xiao Ai gave me another blank look.
"No, I won't. ”
"What did you say?"
"Didn't you say you gave me three days off? What am I going to do? I leaned against the sand and yawned lazily. Skipping class is such a thing, of course, if you can skip a class, you can skip a class, and if you don't skip a class, isn't that stupid? Well, I'll go and make up for it later.
"Do you believe that I will let you be 'sick' for a few more days?" Xiao Wai bared his shiny little tiger teeth at me, and his eyes flashed with a fierce light called "danger", like a cute little female tiger with her hair blown up.
"Okay, okay, I'll go, can't I go?" I hurriedly raised my hand and surrendered, anyway, it wasn't the first time I surrendered, and I didn't care if it was a few more times. Ahh......h
"Hey, your saliva is running down. Xiao Ai's cold voice interrupted my belly.
"Ahh Uh, I don't have to look up to feel Xiao Ai's gaze......
"Ahem, anyway, I'm going to wash, or it's really too late, hehe. I laughed twice to hide my embarrassment and ran away. Anyway, I haven't seen the doctor all the time, so I guess I'm sleeping in some corner.
After a period of busy work, coupled with a wild run all the way, we finally lived up to expectations...... Late.
"Knock knock. "I stood at the door of the classroom, looking at the neatly seated elementary school students in the classroom and the teachers standing on the podium and giving lectures, I felt a little uncomfortable, but I had to knock on the classroom door with a cheeky face.
The moment the door rang, the teacher and students suddenly turned their heads to look in our direction, and the classroom suddenly became silent and the atmosphere changed abruptly.......
Well, it's a bit stressful. I looked back at Xiao Ai, and saw the little girl standing there as if she was unconscious, her expression quite calm. Sure enough, is my psychological element too bad?
"Ahem, that teacher, I'm sorry, I overslept again, I'm really sorry, the bed is really the source of human evil, don't worry, I will definitely remove the bed when I go back, sleep on tatami mats, and I will never make similar mistakes again." I impassionedly complained to the teacher about the evil behavior of "bed", and expressed my determination to change my past mistakes and break with the bed. Of course, the premise is that Xiaolan asks me to dismantle it, but this possibility is not very likely. It seems like I've been late a lot lately, so I'll be careful in the future.
"Okay, since you know it's wrong, come in, and don't bother other students if you're late in the future. The teacher forcibly suppressed the green tendons on his forehead, and for Xiao Wai's sake, he let me go.
"Thank you, teacher. I bowed to the teacher very sincerely, and then approached the classroom with Xiao Ai.
"Okay, let's move on. In xxx AD, Tokugawa Ieyasu raised troops and began his legendary road to supremacy......" The teacher began to continue lecturing.
Ten minutes later......
"Huh~~Huh~~......"
The teacher has already started to grit his teeth. The students looked strangely towards a seat in the back. I saw a body lying on the table, and there was an incomparably clear "lake" on the surface of the table......
Ah, it's so annoying! Just when I was about to kiss Xiao Ai, who was blushing and embarrassed, a swarm of flies were always bumping around my head, which annoyed me, and finally, I couldn't bear it, and my tiger body was shocked, my eyes were wide with anger, and I was domineering...... Well, the teacher who came into the three-corpse god jumping, the strange-looking classmates, and the chalk head next to me......
"Heh, hehe, don't care, teacher, you continue to talk about yours, I just accidentally entered the most instinctive state of human beings, hehe, the bed is really the ultimate happy place for human beings......" I scratched the back of my head and pretended to be stupid with the teacher. On the other side, Conan and a few imps were serious, reading intently, with an expression of "I'm not familiar with him".
"Edogawa-san, didn't you just say that 'the bed is the root of human evil'?" the teacher gritted his teeth so hard that he was "creaking" and stared at me fiercely, eager to swallow me.
"This is not a contradiction", I debated with the teacher with a serious face: "According to Aristotle's syllogism logical reasoning theory, assuming that the major premise is 'the bed is the source of human sin' and the minor premise is 'the bed is the ultimate place of happiness for mankind', because Mencius has a cloud: born in sorrow and died in peace, so it can be concluded that the source of sin = the place of happiness = bed, so my words are correct. ”
Teacher:......
Student:......
The teacher trembled, and finally rolled his eyes and fainted. There was another lot of chickens and dogs jumping in the classroom......
Life...... I sat in my seat, looked out the window at the white clouds, and thought boredly.
Bell...... The long-awaited bell finally rang, and I collapsed on the table like a pile of mud.
"Hey, you're so good, even the teacher can't tell you that you're so handsome!" Mitsuhiko said excitedly in front of me. Conan was also pulled over by a few of them with great reluctance.
"yes, yes, that's amazing, but who is that guy named Ya or something?
Aristotle...... It is to make eel rice...... I couldn't help but twitch the corners of my eyes, it was so creative. I guess if that teacher heard this, he would probably foam at the mouth directly, you were so lucky that you were stimulated by me to faint first, teacher, you should thank me. I'm such a nice and nice person......
"You're so lonely, Mrs. Yuan. Aristotle was not a cook of eel rice, he was one of the greatest scholars of ancient Greece, and he had many outstanding achievements in many fields, and had a great influence on later generations, and was known as an 'encyclopedic scholar'!"
"Please, don't be so embarrassed in the future, okay? We're embarrassed too. Conan said to me with a foul look on his face.
"Cut, why should I listen to you. "I looked dismissive. Conan's face darkened.
"By the way, why isn't Ayumi here?" I asked suddenly and strangely. I said that it felt a little wrong, and it turned out that Ayumi's voice was missing. Normally, when Mitsuhiko sells knowledge like this, Ayumi has already shouted with stars in her eyes.
"Ayumi has a cold and is taking leave today. Little lamented.
"Oh. Let's go see her together after school, I think she will be lonely at home alone. I laughed.
"Yes, yes. A few imps cheered.
Suddenly, Conan's receiver in the shape of the detective badge rang out, and a strange sound came out. Actually, I have this thing too, but I'm too lazy to bring it.
"Today is 1o:3o in the morning on the 5th, and today is 1o:3o in the morning on the 5th. A muffled voice came from the receiver.
"It's the sound of the masked man's alarm clock. It must be that Ayumi is too bored at home, so listen to us. Mitsuhiko reasoned.
"Then let's sing to her. Yuan Taiti said.
"Is it Ayumi? Can't you speak? If yes, click once, if no, tap twice. "Conan felt a little wrong.
There was a sound in the receiver.
"Do you have something to do? Knock yes once, no hit twice. Conan continued.
Two sounds rang out from the receiver.
"Sure enough, Ayumi, you can recuperate with peace of mind, and we will come to see you after school. Mitsuhiko assured.
There was another noise in the receiver. At this time, the bell for the second class had already sounded.
"Ah, class. A few imps returned to their seats.
I always felt that something was not quite right, and I kept thinking about that strange sentence: Today is 1o:3o in the morning on the 5th. I didn't even care about class.
1o:3o a.m. on the 5th, 1o:3o:3o a.m. on the 5th...... I kept thinking about it.
No. 5, 1o, 3o, huh, No. 5 ~ 1o o~3o points, strong ~ thief ~ criminal ~ (homonym in Japanese) Damn! I jumped up all of a sudden, and jumped out with a swish, fortunately, I went to play with those little ghosts to find Ayumi, so I also know the location of Ayumi's house.
Mr. Kobayashi was taken aback by my sudden movements, and when I was at a loss, Conan, who heard Mr. Kobayashi play the children's song "Song of the Snail" on the piano, also reacted, stood up and shouted at Mr. Kobayashi, "Teacher, please go to the police immediately! Ayumi is in danger now!"
As soon as I got out of the school, I stopped a taxi and jumped up, and said to the driver: "Go to xxx apartment, arrive as fast as possible, all the red lights will pass me, and I will give you double the fine!"
All the way. Stimulated by interests, the driver soared all the way, and in the busy city, the degree was not lower than 300! A large string of red police lights lined up in the back formed a long line, but he could not catch up! Sure enough, there are countless people in the metropolis who are able to catch up with the hidden dragon and crouching tiger! I sighed. It was supposed to be half an hour's journey, but it took less than ten minutes to arrive.
At this time, the robbers should not have finished looting in Ayumi's house, and Ayumi should not be in danger. I thought about it in my heart, got out of the car and threw Uncle Maori's business card to the driver, and said, "Go find this person and ask for money." "But looking at the number of police lights, the price of the ticket seems to be expensive, if it is doubled...... Uncle Maori won't beat me, will he......
I shook my head, walked towards the door of the apartment, and rang the doorbell of Ayumi's house.
"Ahem, it's me, your neighbor Itazaki, I'm here to repay the 10 million loan I borrowed from you last month. "The hoarse voice of a man in his fifties came out of my mouth. I haven't used voice changing for a long time, and the technology is a lot rusty, but it's enough to fool people.
The door opened silently, and I walked in. At this point, Ayumi should have been safe, and the matter should have been successful for seven years, and all that remains is to subdue the gangsters and rescue Ayumi.
Opening the door of Ayumi's house, I bounced in like a cute boy next door.
"Hey, kid, who are you? "Hey, kid, who is here to pay you back?" a young man with a hard hat and sunglasses on his head asked me. Ayumi's mouth was taped, her hands were tied behind her back, and she sat in a corner on one side with a frightened face.
"I'm the only one from beginning to end, Ayumi don't have to be afraid, I'm here to save you. I smiled sweetly, and my fair face was as cute as an angel begging for candy from adults.
"Damn, don't underestimate adults!" the man scolded, pulling out a retractable steel rod and pressing it towards me. Ayumi struggled in horror on the side, lest I get hurt.
"It's okay, I'll beat him. I smiled at Ayumi and comforted her.
"Damn! arrogant little ghost!" the man swung his steel rod at me, bringing a gust of wind with it!
The man's seemingly ferocious movements were as many holes in my eyes as there were sieves. I deftly dodged and let go of his steel rod, and the man couldn't stop stumbling because he was too hard.
I reached out and slashed at the wrist of the man's arm holding the steel rod!
"But, you little devil!" the man staggered back from his painful wrist, and I calmly picked up the steel rod from the ground and looked at him playfully.
"Damn! I can't spare you!" the man roared and lunged at me!
I calmly took off, jumped, and flipped over, and my whole body flipped 36o degrees in the air like a windmill, avoiding the man's outstretched hand, and the stick in my hand accurately hit the major artery in the man's neck!
The man fell down like a bird with folded wings, his limbs twitched, his eyes rolled, and white foam kept coming out of his mouth, unconscious.
In fact, with my strength and character, I could have broken that guy's neck bone with a stick just now, in that case, even if this guy can't die, he will definitely have to spend the next life in bed. However, considering that Ayumi is still on the side, if you see blood, it will not be good to scare the child, so you can only stop it. Alas, my heart seems to have become softer and softer since I got smaller.
I walked around the corner and freed Ayumi from the wall. I saw Ayumi with stars in her eyes and looked at me with adoration, but because of the cold, she couldn't open her mouth to speak, otherwise she would have been chattering and shouting.
By the time Conan finally arrived on his skateboard, Ayumi and I were already drinking juice and watching the cartoon. As for the robber, of course he was still dizzy.
"It seems that the drama of heroes saving beauty has been staged. Xiao Ai walked into the house, saw the fainting robber, and said lightly.
"yes, you're late. I laughed. Conan and Yuanta pulled Ayumi aside to ask for warmth, looking scared.
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The next day, Didan Elementary School.
"You don't know, Minghui's classmate at that time was so handsome! Huh~ flew up at once! And then whew~ and knocked the robber to the ground! It's like a savior!" After class, Ayumi, whose voice has been raised, chattered about her yesterday's experience to her partner, and made exaggerated movements, as if she was fighting the wicked.
Xiao Ai looked at someone who was lying on the table, not caring about his image and snorting and snorting, and smiled faintly......
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ps:Finally there's a cover.,Excited.,Some friends are not satisfied with the cover.,But I can't help it.,I originally wanted to find a handsome guy as the protagonist.,Take a photo with Xiao Wai as the cover.,But the cover team can't do anything about it.,I can't do it myself.,I can only do it like this.,It's not ugly, isn't it?As for whether Xiao Mourn will be with Conan.,Is this so possible? Are you the protagonist selling cabbage? Anyway,Everyone just needs to take the cover as a sign that this book is Conan's homo.,Hehe.。 I was going to update it for you yesterday, but I was pulled to eat buffet by my dormitory brothers, brother, I am a Siberian tiger, swept five northwest wolves, and ate them all under the table, reaching the realm of "holding the door in, holding the door out" to eat self-help, quite a sense of achievement!
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