Chapter 62: Do you want to be the president of the United States?
"Humph! Count your kid acquaintance, don't take it as an example! ”
The aunt who was under the tea pouted her lips, and dragged Li Kui out of the Internet café.
"Woo-woo-"
Li Kui was still struggling desperately, tears constantly pouring out of his eyes driven by fear.
"Are you tired of being alive?"
Suddenly, a hoarse voice came from behind the two aunts.
"Who, who?"
An aunt turned her head a little impatiently, and was about to scold, but she was startled by the scene in front of her.
What came into view were two large soles of feet and two thick legs, both dark red in color.
And as her vision gradually moved upward, a hideous head that she had never seen before came into view, staring at them with a fierce light at the moment.
"Ahh This, this, this... This is! ”
After the other aunt saw Li Yongye's huge body, she immediately collapsed to the ground in fright, and a stinking liquid flowed out of her pants.
On the contrary, it was the little black baby Li Kui, after seeing Li Yongye, not only was she not frightened, but she was particularly shocked.
"Big... Big bugs,, really big bugs!? ”
"Is that the big bug? Or should I call you Kogas? ”
"You can talk! I thought it was just a voice pack added in the game! You didn't really jump out of the game, did you? ”
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Li Kui excitedly circled around Li Yongye's body, the questions in his mouth were like a series of cannons, but the two aunts on the ground next to him had already fainted in fright.
At the same time, hearing the commotion outside, people in the Internet café ran to the window one after another to look out.
"a DJ, what's this?"
"Eh, isn't this the big bug in the Alliance?"
"I'll go, look! Li Kui's kid is still talking to him, it's big news now! ”
A bunch of elementary school students gathered around and discussed excitedly.
The network manager of the Internet café next to him, after seeing this scene, was slightly stunned, and then knocked over the instant noodles in his hand to the ground, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently.
"Big bug, can you take me away? The days at the Pipsquai orphanage were hell! ”
After a while, it seemed that Li Yongye did not answer his question, Li Kui squatted on the ground with some discouragement, begging and said: "Since I can remember, the old dean has always been very good to me, but it wasn't until the old dean passed away, and after the damn new dean and those dormitory managers came, the children in our hospital became his venting objects..."
"Well, anyway, I won't be able to tell you clearly for a while, big worm, please take me away, I don't want to stay here anymore!"
Although Li Kui didn't describe it carefully, Li Yongye actually roughly guessed what he wanted to say.
The director of the orphanage in his previous life has died in this world, and he has been replaced by a new director with a problem, so that all the children have been horribly abused.
After thinking silently in his heart for a while, Li Yongye stared at the little black baby at his feet, and asked meaningfully: "It's not impossible if you want me to take you away, but you have to answer me truthfully first." ”
"What's the problem? Big bug, you say! ”
As soon as he heard this, Li Kui suddenly came to his senses, raised his head and asked excitedly.
Looking at the boy in front of him, Li Yongye recalled himself back then, and all kinds of unbearable things came to mind, which made him a little angry.
"Now I'm giving you a choice, I can save just yourself, or I can save the entire children in the Phi Phi orphanage."
"However, if only you are saved, you will always be protected and helped by me, and if you save all the other children, my protection and help will be separated from you and divided equally among them."
"What choice would you make about it?"
Li Yongye asked as he stared closely into Li Kui's eyes.
This is a very serious question, in Li Yongye's heart, Li Kui's next answer will directly affect what kind of height he can go in the future.
"Save the others..."
Li Kui muttered in his mouth, his brows furrowed slightly, and in his clear eyes, a maturity that did not belong to this age flashed.
In this regard, Li Yongye did not rush to urge, but sat on the ground and waited quietly, letting those elementary school students in the Internet café pick up their mobile phones and take pictures frantically.
However, Li Kui's performance was beyond Li Yongye's expectations.
It didn't take long for a ruthless look to appear in his eyes, and when he raised his head again and looked at Li Yongye, the aura of the whole person became completely different from just now.
"Big bugs, leave those guys alone, and let them fend for themselves!" The little black baby Li Kui said with a cruel smile.
Yes, it's selfish enough!
Li Yongye was very satisfied with such an answer.
Although it was still a little short of the standard answer in his mind, Li Kui's answer was already very much in line with his taste.
What he wants is that Li Kui is very selfish and selfish, without the slightest character of the Virgin!
As for the great heroes and the great good guys?
Hehe, let someone else do this kind of role.
After all, there is an old saying that if a person is not for himself, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed.
For Li Yongye, only if he lives comfortably and happily, that is the most important thing.
"Come, come up."
Li Yongye stretched out his pliers, picked up Li Kui from his feet and put it on his head.
"Get ready to get out of this land of right and wrong, this is not the place for you to show your strengths."
"Sit tight, I'm leaving!"
The corners of his mouth gradually pulled up a cruel smile, Li Yongye's figure squatted slightly, and the next second he rose from the ground like a rocket.
Large clouds of dust flew up, enveloping everyone's sight.
And when a few seconds later, after the dust in the sky gradually dissipated, the figures of Li Yongye and Li Kui had already disappeared in place, leaving only two large footprints deep in the ground.
"I wish none of this was true..."
An elementary school student who had just taunted Li Kui stood by the window and said with a dull gaze.
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"Oh roar!!"
In the air hundreds of meters in the air, Li Yongye's huge body was falling rapidly, but soon it bounced again, crossed the overlapping city buildings in front of him, and moved towards the east.
"Hey boy, the best country in the world right now should still be the United States, right?"
On the way, Li Yongye asked overhead.
"That~when~yet~ah~"
Li Kui's cheeks were poured into the strong wind, bulging like a balloon, and he could only reply intermittently.
However, Li Yongye's next words made Li Kui momentarily confused.
"Then do you want to be the president of the United States?"
"What?!".
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