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As we spoke, we arrived at Chi Nong's villa, where Cheng took out a mobile phone, installed a new card, and started calling the police.

Yesterday, Brother Cheng and I went to buy five mobile phones, a mobile phone card, I asked Brother Cheng what he was doing, Brother Cheng said that it would be useful in the future, but I didn't expect to use it now.

When the phone was connected, I found that Brother Cheng's voice had also changed, and it had actually become the voice of a young woman, and he was slightly frightened, and Brother Cheng said: "Comrade policeman, I have discovered a cult organization that calls itself the Alien Five Elements Divine Fire Sect, and it is killing people!" ”

The other party immediately became highly nervous and said, "What? Alien Five Elements Divine Fire Sect? Where is it? ”

Brother Cheng quickly said the address, then quickly hung up the phone, smiled at the stunned us and said, "In this way, the police will not be able to find out that we reported it, and we will have a lot less trouble." ”

Chi Nong was surprised: "Dasha Cheng, I found out that you are a talent!" Do you know how to do ventriloquism? ”

Brother Cheng said proudly: "All the work, ears, nose, mouth, and eyes ......"

Chi Nong hurriedly stopped him and said, "Okay, okay, I won't ask, I know what's going on." ”

Brother Cheng smiled: "It's so smart. ”

I said, "But if the police catch those people and ask them, won't they just tell us?" And they also know your name, Brother Cheng. ”

Brother Cheng said: "Those ten people wearing filial piety clothes, I have knocked them all unconscious before I appeared, and they have neither seen me nor know my name. ”

Chi Nong said: "As for the green-robed man and the person who is like wood, the evil art cultivated by the two of them is forcibly broken by me, and they will be counterattacked, and all the things that happened in the first two hours before their skills are dispersed will be forgotten." ”

Brother Cheng said again: "Even if they say it, we will be fine, you are a victim, I am a hero who acts bravely, and the dead veterinarian is a bystander who witnessed my great skills, we assisted the country in capturing so many cultists, and the reward is great!" ”

I was completely speechless.

Brother Cheng pushed me and said, "Okay, don't be in a daze, go to bed quickly, and if the police knock on the door later, pretend not to hear." ”

Chi Nong added: "No, what pretend not to hear, it's that the sound insulation of the room is good, we really can't hear it!" ”

"Dead veterinarian, you just blow it! The cattle in the mountains are dead! ”

"There are no cows in the mountains, you are a big fool!"

“……”

I rolled my eyes helplessly, these two people really had to quarrel about everything.

I wasn't in the mood to listen to them, so I washed up and went to sleep.

I slept so hard at night that when I woke up it was noon the next day, and I don't remember if the police knocked on the door last night, but I didn't care so much about what I didn't know.

Chi Nong was also sleeping, he must have been really tired yesterday.

Brother Cheng was rescued early in the morning, when I woke up, Brother Cheng happened to come back from outside, he has the habit of exercising in the morning, and if he is in good spirits, he will practice until the evening.

When I put on my clothes and went in, I saw Brother Cheng kicking Chi Nong's ass with his foot and shouted, "Dead veterinarian, get up, the sun is kicking your ass!" ”

"Fuck off! Don't think I don't know it's your stinky feet! ”

Brother Cheng kicked relentlessly.

Chi Nong finally couldn't stand Brother Cheng's torture and got up.

We got something to read, and then discussed going to Zheng's house to explore the wind.

I said: "Zheng Weihong is the chairman of Zheng's porcelain group, he is definitely not at home during the day, and his three sons are also executives of the company, and they must not be at home during the day. ”

Brother Cheng said: "Good idea, I'll ask when the time comes!" ”

Chi Nong glanced at Brother Cheng: "Just you, with a fierce face, and you have been squatting in the number for more than ten years, with tendons and meat, the security guards called the police when they saw you, and asked you to ask, ask a fart!" I think it's better for me to go. ”

Brother Cheng pointed at Chi Nong and sneered: "Dead veterinarian, you see that your eyes are as big as light bulbs, and your body is as thin as noodles, and you are a thief with big eyes!" Are you like a good person? It's not appropriate for you to go! ”

After the two of them finished sarcastically mocking each other, they both looked at me, and then said in unison: "It's still appropriate for Zhengzi to go." ”

I shook my head with a wry smile and said, "The Zheng family knows me, what if I go and run into the old man, father and son?" Because of Uncle De's death, I had an awkward relationship with them before, and it was difficult to talk when we met. ”

Chi Nong looked at me and said, "Dress you up so they don't recognize me." ”

Brother Cheng said: "A dead veterinarian is the best at giving makeup, if he is not a doctor, he will not starve to death if he becomes a makeup artist." ”

Chi Nong pondered for a moment and said, "But, Zhengzi, if you ask Mrs. Zheng if she is not there, and someone tells you that Mrs. Zheng has passed away, this is okay to say, but if you say that Mrs. Zheng is at home, what are you going to do next?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, and thought to myself, should I let them go in and report to Mrs. Zheng, saying that someone was visiting her, and then how would I end up?

Since it is necessary to investigate the existence and root cause of the evil, it is necessary to establish a long-term interactive relationship with the Zheng family, and once or twice it will definitely not find out any results, let alone rashly startle the snake, causing the Zheng family's dissatisfaction, suspicion and disgust, and even calling the police, it will be a tragedy.

Brother Cheng saw that I suddenly stopped talking, so he said: "If Mrs. Zheng is at home, it means that she is not dead, she is not dead, where is the evil gone?" Didn't you say it, Zhengzi, there are still ** in Huafang's urn, after all, this thing was caused by Huafang, maybe Dad didn't kill the evil at all, but sealed the evil back in the urn. So if Mrs. Zheng is still alive, let's rush into Zheng's house to find Hua Fang's urn! ”

Chi Nong said: "Look at this big fool, he is really simple-minded and has developed limbs!" A year ago, Hua Fang's urn is still at home? It's been buried early! Do you know where her grave is? Even if you knew, would you dare to open the cemetery and take out the urn? You idiot! You also rushed into Zheng's house, the home of the CEO of a listed company, and you said that you would rush in, and you were not afraid of being arrested and imprisoned again? ”

Brother Cheng was stunned and scratched his head: "What the dead veterinarian said makes sense, it seems that this matter is really difficult to handle." ”

I suddenly had a little headache, walked around the house for a while, thought for a while, and suddenly came up with an idea, I said: "Or I'll pretend to be a fortune teller, anyway, I'm a Xiangshi, and I'm good at this, if Mrs. Zheng doesn't die, I'll go to the Zheng family to confuse the public, just say that the Zheng family has a disaster about to happen, the old Zheng Tou and Mrs. Zheng both believe this, I think they will invite me to go in and see the house, give their family a cut or something, I think their family is so big, there must be some problems, even if there is no problem, I also deliberately said some problems, they will definitely let me solve those problems, I just said that it can't be solved in a day or two, I need to go to the Zheng family from time to time to solve it, and I also need to see the graves of people who have died in their family or something, so that we have the opportunity to break into the Zheng family and have the opportunity to contact Huafang's grave. ”

Chi Nong's eyes lit up and he said, "Good idea!" ”

Brother Cheng also read his head repeatedly, but after a while, he asked, "Then what should I do with Chi Nong?" ”

I blinked and said, "Let Brother Nong help me dress up as an old gentleman, why don't you be my apprentices?" ”

Chi Nong laughed "haha": "This is the scene of Wu Yong and Li Kuice against Lu Junyi in the Water Margin!" ”

We laughed together.

Zheng's family is located in the suburbs of the riverside villa group, I remember the location, after breakfast, Chi Nong carefully dressed me, pasted a fake beard, combed my hair into a big back, hooked eyebrows, traced eyeliner, read the color on the face, painted some fine lines, and then with a gold-rimmed glasses without degree, wearing a blue Tang suit, with a bronze ring on my finger, and looked in front of the mirror, I couldn't help but be stunned, damn, is this still me?

Dozens of years old out of thin air, the whole mature man with experience and a sense of vicissitudes!

I sighed and said, "I'm a post-zero, and you made me like this, which means that after the seventies, others will think I'm pretending to be tender." ”

Brother Cheng laughed and said: "This is the effect I want, otherwise how can I be my master!" ”

Chi Nong said: "The effect is very good, take a photo, and dress up like this next time." ”

The three of us got on Chi Nong's off-road vehicle and rushed to Zheng's house.

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