In the world, how can there be people who lose their heads and still walk around, it is too terrifying and weird!

At dusk, the waiter is headless, who is not afraid to see it.

"Come on, come on, headless, show the masters, don't scare strangers. ”

The shopkeeper told the headless farmer to crouch down. The upper mouth of the neck was exposed, and the three of them stepped forward to take a look, and it turned out that it was all gear machinery and the like, and they couldn't help but be amazed.

"He's a headless puppet doing some chores for me. The boss said with a grin.

"But this puppet can move on its own, it can still listen to people's calls, and its skin is like a real person, how do you explain it?" As he spoke, the leader pressed the tension spring, the sword was unsheathed, and a cold light was on the boss's neck.

"This hero you are not a local, this headless existed before I was born, I know it all the way, he has been working in my village, if anyone calls him, you need to pay some money and things to my grandfather, how much is not limited, I am short of manpower here these days, and it is cheap to hire him, so I can't explain what you asked for a while, if you are an official, you can ask my grandfather, if you come to drink and stay in the store, then you don't have to make a fuss about this matter, the strange things in Zhao's village can't be told for three days and three nights. ”

"Okay, I'll bother you to take me to his old man for advice tomorrow. Today we are just here to drink and sharpen, and we are more offended than others, and we are reckless. ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, please, three. ”

The three of them went into the house to find a table by the window and sat down, but they saw that the inside was clean and simple, there was a porcelain vase on the counter at the door, a few wickers were inserted in the bottle, and a picture of the immortal Weng offering his life in the middle of the wall, and there were six tables in the room, each with a few wooden chairs, which were simple and did not have too much decoration.

At this time, the light was dim, Xiaohong lit a few lanterns, and suddenly the room was beautiful and extraordinary.

"What a lamp, so bright, can emit such a colorful glow. The younger man in Tsing Yi asked.

Xiaohong smiled, pointed to the top of his head, and the three of them looked up together, only to see four balls hanging on the roof, I don't know what was inlaid on them, reflecting colorful light.

"It's a colorful ball of light, inlaid with pearl oyster carvings, it's not a rarity. ”

The three of them were speechless, after all, they were brocade guards from the capital, and they would make a fuss about anything they encountered, wouldn't it make the countrymen laugh.

At this time, Headless brought a pot of tea, and the boss handed over the recipe.

"Big brother, you order first. The leader took the recipe and ordered, "Two catties of beef in sauce, a pot full of fragrant bottles, stewed bamboo shoots with pheasant, steamed sea bass....."

The boss smiled embarrassedly when he heard this, "He's this, the sauce beef is out of stock, it's out of stock for the time being, and the pheasant is out of stock, but there are chickens, and the big sea bass is gone, but there are carp." ”

"Okay, come up quickly, we don't care about your little shop, come in and say that the store has everything, and the result is what you want, what you don't have. The three of them finally got some face back.

After waiting for the dishes, the three of them went to the backyard to go to the toilet, and when they came back, they went to the back kitchen to take a look. A big fat cook was flipping a spoon, humming some unknown tune in his mouth.

The three of you look at me, I look at you, surprised and didn't know what to say, and then the three of them quietly left back to the front hall to finish the dinner table.

After a while, a steaming meal was served, and the three of them were also hungry, talking and laughing, and began to eat. "It tastes good. ”

"Well, yes, yes, a little bit of the pure taste of the mountains. Come to the big brother to have a drink, well, the wine is also good, you can bring some when you go. ”

It turns out that the three of them are three insignificant Jinyi lieutenants in the famous Jinyi Guards in Beijing, and this official position is considered the bottom of the Jinyi Guard, but they can still scare and scare people in the local area.

The leader is called Liu Cheng, the other two are younger and named Liu Mao, who is Liu Cheng's family, and the other is Jiang Xinzhong, all three of them are martial arts masters, but it is not easy to get ahead in the talent-rich Beijing City.

"I heard that the Mongolian army has reached Beijing, and I don't know what the war situation is, and we are still looking for immortals and elixirs in this poor countryside, and I don't know what Lord Lu thinks. ”

"What do you know, things in the palace are complicated, how can my subordinates be suspicious. Besides, it is not necessarily a bad thing for us to go out on a business trip, otherwise we will also be trapped in Beijing at this time. ”

"The eldest husband should have died on the battlefield, and now that the capital is besieged, it is the time for us to make contributions, and when we finish this errand, we should rush back. Young Liu Mao said.

"Liu Mao, Liu Mao, you really haven't grown, and when we rush back day and night, I'm afraid the battle will already be over. Listen to the eldest brother, honestly look for the elixir and find the Taoist priest here. ”

Before the dishes were served, there were 2 tables of people outside, one table was a dignified husband and wife plus a 5-year-old girl, and the other table was 5 Taoist friends, and the store began to be lively.

The people who came seemed to be regular customers, the dishes were not slower than their table, and there were big fish and meat, especially the table with children had a large plate of sauced beef, Liu Cheng and they immediately became popular when they saw it.

Liu Mao slapped the table and drank: "Shopkeeper, you said there is no beef, but there is one table at all, how can you explain it." ”

"Don't worry, don't worry, Master Zhao's table has been set a long time ago, the beef is specially left, there are many people in the first 2 days, the beef is really sold out, and the conference will start tomorrow, you can't let me kill a cow for you." ”

"What conference?" asked Liu Cheng.

At the table with the child, a woman in red said in a strange manner, "Yo, I don't know what meeting I have here, I must be a living person." ”

"Sanniang, Mo Duo Shi. Her father-in-law looked like he was in a polite manner, and he hurriedly stopped him.

"Don't frighten my daughter, eat, eat, don't listen to the dog. The younger woman on the side chimed in.

"Fourth, don't make trouble when you say it, people just misunderstand. "It seems that this Master Zhao is really three wives and four concubines.

"Who do you say is a dog?" Liu Mao was anxious and stood up.

Liu Cheng kicked him with his foot underneath and motioned for him to sit down. "Ask the boss, what you just said. ”

The boss was stunned, "What, no, nothing, it's just a rural village meeting." ”

"Hey, what are you afraid of, the emperor today respects the cultivation of immortals, what are you afraid of with a few officials, just say that it is the immortal cultivation conference, it is not enough, it is above board, what is there to scruple about. A slightly chubby, bare chest hair, strangely dressed Taoist at the other table, said with a smile. "Could it be that they are not here for the convention, but to catch the thief?"

What! The Immortal Cultivation Conference, it seems that it is coming. Liu Cheng and the three of them were pleasantly surprised.

Liu Cheng stood up and bowed his hand to the Taoist chief, "What the Taoist chief said is that we are here to have a good time, but we are people who practice martial arts, not officials, but we are bent on seeking immortals and attaining Taoism, so I heard this." ”

"Hehe, my brother is dishonest, look at your body and dress, between your eyebrows, you are clearly a member of the official family, a Beijing accent, it is clearly a fast catch in Beijing, if I guess correctly, you are in the Jinyi Guard. ”

The three of them were even more surprised when they heard it, and it seemed that they had met a master. "The words have come to this, to be honest, we were sent by the imperial court to visit the immortals to seek the Tao, see that you are not an extraordinary person, I don't know that Chang Ke has the art of immortality. Liu Cheng saw that he had already been recognized, so he had to tell the truth.

"The art of immortality, the emperors of the ages can't ask for it, and we are also the water and moon in the mirror, it's rare to get a glimpse!" the Taoist chief took out a big pu fan and shook his head while fanning.

"Hu Fatty, look at you, if you don't pretend for a day, can you die? A few officials don't listen to his nonsense, he just knows how to look at his face, and he can't find the north after two glasses of wine. A thin and old Taoist priest next to him said jokingly.

is still a Taoist, a few words, everyone's atmosphere is much more relaxed.

At this time, a group of six people came in outside the door, all of them were women, five of them were white-clothed and thin-shirted, like fairies, with beautiful appearance, white skin and thin body, thin clothes and transparent arms, which made people can't help but want to take a few more looks.

And the red-clothed beauty in the middle of their cluster, wearing a hairpin, with gold rings in her ears, red gauze covering her face, and a jade pendant under her skirt, when she walks, it is called a beauty, that is called a good sound, just from her eyes, it does not look like a person from Middle-earth, one of the girls in white is holding her, and she is even more weak, which is called a distressing person.

Really, a fairy girl fell from the sky, her hands and feet moved slightly, her face was covered by delicate and thousands of clouds, and she was intoxicated by two red glows.

(Thank you for your strong support for this article, I will try my best to dedicate better and more exciting content to you.) Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you can give some suggestions for this chapter or this work, and it is good to criticize it, and I wish you happiness such as the East China Sea and Shoubi Nanshan. ）

(Nanshan: Who, who is going to be thinner than me, and people can't eat.) )

(The South Mountain in Shoubi South Mountain: refers to the South Mountain of Feng Ho - Shaanxi Zhongnan Mountain.) It's not a name, someone used to say that Nanshan lived for more than 800 years, and I almost believed it. )