Chapter 51: (Continue to add to the confusion of the alliance leader's ignorance!) )
(88106 .) "Am I going to get pregnant?"
There were crystal tears on the white little face, and the immature little face was full of grievances, and he looked at the pale Huo Ling'er in front of him aggrievedly, and said so.
When I was in the village before, the most common thing I used to listen to adults teach my children was "You are still young, you must not kiss other boys, you will get pregnant!" ”
At that time, the ignorant Xiao Budian was very curious to ask what pregnancy was, but the answer Xiao Budian got was "Pregnancy is a big belly!" ”。
When I think that I have been kissed, I am likely to become a big belly in the future, and I only feel that my future life has been shrouded in haze...
Huo Ling'er: "....."
Tie Qing's face was about to ignite Xiao Bu's fire, but he saw Xiao Budian showing the appearance of a bullied little daughter-in-law, and asked himself if he would be pregnant...
Huo Ling'er felt that her three views had been subverted!
Speechlessly, looking at the tearful eyes in front of him, I saw that I was pitiful, but Huo Ling'er's words that wanted to be scolded were swallowed by him again.
Fixedly looking at the aggrieved Baba in front of him, looking at his little little dot, Huo Ling'er's heart softened, but at the same time, he was a ghost, and he learned from Xiao Budian's previous serious appearance and said to Xiao Budian:
"Don't worry, I'll be responsible for you!"
The change in face was completed in only an instant, and when Xiao Budian wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and looked at Huo Ling'er again, he saw Huo Ling'er saying to himself with a serious face, "I will be responsible for you!" ”
These words were like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and the little dot was instantly scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
Thinking that he would have a big belly in the future, snuggling up to Huo Ling'er's arms with a happy face, Xiao Budian couldn't help but shudder.
His already worried face, full of grievances, instantly turned into horror. His eyes looked blankly at the fire spirit that was slowly walking towards him, and he jumped up from the ground abruptly!
"Don't... I don't want to get pregnant... I don't want a big belly...."
At this time, Xiao Budian's heart was already full of regret, before, if he got up from the ground as soon as he returned to consciousness, then he would naturally not be "kissed" by Huo Ling'er, and if he was not kissed by Huo Ling'er, then he would naturally not be "pregnant"! If he doesn't get pregnant, he won't have a "big belly"!
In this way, the status quo of all this is caused by Xiao Bu himself!
As soon as I thought of this, Xiao Budian's heart went crazy!
Seeing Xiao Budian showing such an appearance, Huo Ling'er was already trembling with laughter!
Originally, she was just covering her mouth and chuckling, but when she saw Xiao Budian jumping up from the ground in an instant, then jumping and jumping on the ground and constantly shouting that she didn't want to get pregnant, and so on, Huo Ling'er couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahaha..."
The crisp laughter like a silver bell instantly spread throughout the entire grove, listening to Huo Ling'er's "rampant" laughter, Xiao Bu was a little hot!
You kissed me so much that I was going to get pregnant, and you laughed out loud?
For Xiao Budian at this time, Huo Ling'er's laughter was like a fuse, instantly igniting Xiao Budian's dissatisfaction!
Indeed, it's his fault that he doesn't know how to distinguish between men and women, but along the way, Huo Ling'er has never said that she is a woman!
Now, I just learned from Ning Yang that Huo Ling'er is a girl, but Huo Ling'er took advantage of her unpreparedness to "secretly kiss herself"!
When I thought that I would become pregnant and become a big belly in the future, Xiao Budian's heart was on fire!
Looking at Huo Ling'er holding her stomach and smiling with a stomachache, Xiao Bu's anger couldn't help but be greater!
As the so-called uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!
Seeing that the culprit of "getting pregnant" was squatting on the ground beside him, holding his stomach and laughing loudly, Xiao Budian's heart was angry and at the same time, he rushed to Huo Ling'er's side in an instant.
restrained the defenseless Huo Ling'er, Xiao Bu stared at Huo Ling'er with some hatred and said:
"It's funny, isn't it? I'll make you laugh enough! ”
When the words fell, he didn't give Huo Ling'er time to react, and Xiao Budian immediately made a fierce mark on Huo Ling'er's lips!
"Whew..."
A breath that still smelled sweet and milky instantly crossed into Huo Ling'er's mouth, feeling the warmth from her lips, but Huo Ling'er instantly fell into a daze!
I was kissed!
I was forcibly kissed!
He smelled of milk in his mouth...
Countless thoughts instantly crossed Huo Ling'er's heart, feeling more and more breath in her mouth, Huo Ling'er only felt that her little heart was about to jump out!
Once upon a time, she was still the little princess of the Fire Country, and the pearl of the Fire Emperor...
But with a figure falling from the sky, the trajectory of her life has completely changed!
Now...
This little kid who doesn't distinguish between men and women, and doesn't understand the affairs of men and women at all, actually hugged him in his arms and kissed him forcibly...
Huo Ling'er: "....."
Countless mixed thoughts, mixed with an emotion that I don't know what kind of emotion, instantly devoured Huo Ling'er's mind, looking at the widening eyes in front of him and looking at his face with a puffed face, Huo Ling'er, who came back to his senses, slapped it at the immature face that was close at hand!
"Smack...."
The crisp slap sound instantly sounded in the forest, and with the sound of this slap, Xiao Budian finally let go of Huo Ling'er!
touched his hot face, looked at Huo Ling'er, who was still a little confused in front of him, who was still a little short of breath, but his little face showed a smile like a successful trick!
If you dare to kiss me and make me a big belly, then I will kiss you and turn you into a big belly!
This was the only thought in Xiao Budian's heart when he kissed Huo Ling's childhood just now!
Now...
Seeing that his "treacherous plan succeeded", Xiao Budian's originally gloomy mood suddenly brightened!
This is like one of the ideas of taxation put forward by Confucius in the Analects.
"Those who hear that there is a country and a family do not suffer from widowhood but from inequality!"
The previous sentence will not be said for the time being, but the latter sentence is a true portrayal of Xiao Budian's mood at that time!
If you can make me pregnant with a big belly, then I can naturally make you pregnant with a big belly!
Looking at Huo Ling'er, who was still in the previous shock and had not yet come back to her senses, Xiao Budian suddenly felt a lot more comfortable!
Now, I'm going to get pregnant with a big belly, and you can't run away!
Thinking that in the future, even if he has a big belly, he will be accompanied by someone, and the haze in Xiao Bu's heart slowly dissipated!
wiped off the saliva left by kissing too hard, and took out the small world left by Ning Yang with a turn of his body!
According to the mantra left by Ning Yang in the sea of knowledge, at the same time as Xiao Budian's mind moved, a behemoth figure appeared in front of Xiao Budian in an instant.
Looking back at Huo Ling'er, who was still standing in place, Xiao Bu forced a smile in his heart and shouted to Huo Ling'er:
"While our belly hasn't gotten bigger yet, I'm going to hurry up and get something done!
Will you come with me? ”
When the words fell, he seemed to feel that there was something wrong with his words, and Xiao Budian rolled his eyes and shouted at Huo Ling'er at the same time.
"Don't worry, I'll be responsible for you in the future!"
Huo Ling'er: "....."
(End of chapter)88106 .