I went to distribute leaflets that morning, the streets and alleys, see people on the hand, see the wall on the paste, the whole beautiful city of Harbin, the number of psoriasis has obviously risen in a straight line, and many of them were chased by the urban management brigade, fortunately I have practiced, in order to barely escape the catastrophe again and again.

It took two crazy days to finally send out a large box of flyers printed by Cui Zuofei, and I suddenly realized that my kung fu in distributing leaflets was really first-class, and I had spare time, I could go to work part-time, and I could definitely make a lot of money, but these were just fantasies, and I told Cui Zuofei about my idea that day.

He told me earnestly: "Xiao Jiu, you can't have such an idea, such an idea is not right, what future can you have by sending leaflets, you must have a dream to be a person, isn't there no difference between a person without a dream and a salted fish?" So it's better to honestly fool people to buy Buddha statues, this is the way out. ”

I swear that if there was no last sentence, what he said would have been used directly in the Chinese textbook.

Actually, the more I think about it, the more I feel that handing out flyers is better than being in Fukuzawado? For example, distributing leaflets is at least a regular job, and the money is earned by one's own labor, so you have a clear conscience. Working at Fukuzawado, if you say it is good, you believe in religious beliefs, and if you say it is bad, you are messing with feudal superstitions, defrauding people of money, and many other crimes.

But to put it this way, if you really let me go and distribute leaflets, I won't go to death, compared to what I'd rather be a person who messes with feudal superstitions, at least my life is a little more chic, and that's how the world is now.

In fact, before I sent this leaflet, I didn't think that someone would come according to the flyer, and then when I sent the flyer, I changed my opinion, and I felt that if Wu Lao Er saw it, he might come, but it happened that we really bumped into such a Wu Lao Er.

That day, that is, the afternoon of the day I finished handing out the leaflets, Cui Zuofei and I, Yi Xinxing set up a small table in Fuze Hall to be landlords, mainly Cui Zuofei was tired of playing on the Internet, saying that he wanted to try the actual combat, just when the three of us were in full swing, suddenly there was a knock at the door, and after knocking on the door, he walked in, and came in a little kid who looked sixteen or seventeen years old, with a big stud or something on his ear, and colorful hair.

"Boy, what are you doing? If there's something to do, go out if there's nothing to do. Cui Zuofei squinted at the obscene kid and yelled, it's not that Cui Zuofei looks down on these gangsters, he told me that he was like a gangster for a while, so there is nothing to look down on, the reason why the attitude is bad is because this kid is a poor student at a glance, and it is impossible to have money at all, you must know that Cui Zuofei This guy is a master who sees money, if you don't have money, you are the mayor, and he may not be able to let you stay in Fuze Hall for a long time, of course, this is a metaphor, How could the mayor of the Celestial Empire not have money, right?

The kid was not frightened by Cui Zuofei's roar, but instead showed a burst of joy, and took out a brain-dead flyer and asked, "May I ask if this is Fuze Hall?" ”

"Don't you see such a big signboard at the door?" Cui Zuofei knocked on Erlang's leg, lit a cigarette and took a puff and said.

"Then you are the leader of Fuzetang, Boss Cui, my idol." The obscene boy rushed up and solemnly shook hands with Cui Zuofei, seeing that Yi Xinxing and I were stunned, where is this, could it be that Cui Zuofei invited an actor to play me and Yi Xinxing.

"I didn't expect my name to be known by so many young people, hey, I'm really embarrassed." Cui Zuofei also blushed, but he recovered quickly, but instead pretended to be a fairy.

"I am dissatisfied with Brother Cui, I encountered a little situation this time, I saw that your flyer didn't say that you can solve special incidents, I hope you can help me with what I encountered this time." The lewd boy whispered to us.

"What's the matter? Tell me about the process. Cui Zuofei asked.

"That's right, the cause of the incident has to start with our school, it was really dark clouds that day, I came home from a sheep intestine path that I usually walked, suddenly!" The lewd boy paused here.

I was upset when I heard it, so I asked, "What happened suddenly, you said." ”

"Hehe, did you suddenly encounter a special situation?" Cui Zuofei was an old fritter, guessed what this kid meant, and continued to ask: "Tell me, what kind of things you encountered." ”

"I was going home, and suddenly Yuan Bin rushed out with seven or eight people." The kid said.

"Uh...... "Cui Zuofei and Yi Xinxing and I were stunned for a moment, I originally thought that there would be some evil ghosts, it sounded like a human name."

"Come out and beat me up, isn't it just a better mix, bastard. This time, I just want Boss Cui to bring someone to help me beat him. The boy said.

"I'm dizzy, boy, do you think it's the old boy, what's your name?" I asked at this kid, I guess this kid should be fascinated by the old boy.

"The younger brother's name is Wang Zewei, I know the rules of the road, and I won't reveal a few people if something happens, and the price is easy to say." Wang Zewei said obscenely.

I can't stand it anymore, the old boy is really fucking harmful, and the future flowers of the motherland are like this, I pointed to the door and said: "Go by yourself, we don't take on such business." ”

When Wang Zewei heard me say this, he could only sigh and turn around and walk towards the door, and said as he walked: "Hey, I'm going to take out all my savings and ask someone to beat those guys, it seems that I have to find someone else." ”

As soon as I heard it, I immediately felt wrong, it should be because Wang Zewei seemed to mention all his savings, I turned my head to look, and sure enough, Cui Zuofei looked at Wang Zewei with the same eyes as a bull in estrus looked at those cows, and he almost drooled.

"Little brother, wait a minute, who said we wouldn't take it, I'll take it, tell me how much you have in savings." Cui Zuofei stood up and said to Wang Zewei.

Wang Zewei turned around and sighed and said, "I always feel that the three of you are not very reliable." ”

"Look at my tattoo, it's real, don't worry, isn't it just beating people, as long as the price is in place." Cui Zuofei squinted his eyes and said.

I wanted to step forward and beat him when I heard Cui Zuofei's words, but the mark that Chang Tianqing gave him turned out to be a tattoo by him.

"Brother Cui, this is not appropriate, we are all Mr. Yin and Yang." I whispered in Cui Zuofei's ear, I don't want to be in my twenties, and I rushed into the middle school and beat a middle school student, which is too good.

"It's just right when the money is in place." Cui Zuofei glared at me and motioned for me not to speak.

"If I give 10,000 yuan, I can just beat one person, I don't know if it's enough." Wang Zewei thought about it, then took out 10,000 yuan from his shoulder bag and said.

"Enough, it's definitely enough, hehe, little brother, don't worry, I'll take my brothers to do it tomorrow." Cui Zuofei said with a smile, and as he spoke, he reached out and took 10,000 yuan.

"Cheng, I'm very close to their class, his name is Yuan Bin, this is a photo, he is a student in Harbin Key No. 1 Middle School, the fifth class of high school, I hope you have a little work ethic." The kid dropped a picture and turned away.

I looked at Cui Zuofei, who was sitting on the side and counting the money, and said, "Old Cui, this is really not good." "It's really not that I'm hypocritical, if you think about it this way, when you were in high school, you rushed into elementary school and beat people, if you think about it like this, you can understand how I feel now.

"It's good to have money, follow my brother to beat that Yuan Bin tomorrow, and then invite you to dinner." After speaking, he walked into the bedroom with the money and counted the money, looking at Cui Zuofei for a carefree day, Mr. Yin Yang took someone to chop the fight, it is estimated that he is still the first person, he is already about the same as Jigong, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left in his heart.