Chapter 5: True Eccentricity

"Brother Policeman, listen to me!"

In the bedroom in the middle of the night, Zhou Zheng opened his eyes with a shout, his forehead was full of cold sweat, and his face was a little pale.

Had nightmares.

The story in the dream is quite ridiculous, he met a seductive female goblin, said that he wanted to help her practice, and pushed himself down on the bed without saying anything.

As soon as the picture turned, a little Lori with a sword broke into a dream, beat the female goblin away twice, and then came up with a smile, and called out sweetly to the husband, husband......

Well? What's this at hand?

Zhou Zheng groped in the dark, and soon found that what he touched was a strand of long soft hair.

He sat up with a stirring spirit, his eyes full of shock.

The bed in the bedroom was covered with a soft cushion, and the girl slept in her clothes, smacked her lips while holding the quilt, turned over and continued to sleep.

Zhou Zheng glanced at the neat pajamas on his body, tried to recall again, and made sure that he had no illegal or criminal behavior, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

Through the bright moonlight through the gap in the curtains, Zhou Zheng looked at her side face.

What a beautiful little fairy.

Taking away his pillow, Zhou Zheng left the bedroom lightly.

The living room was already in shambles.

The carpet in front of the sofa was littered with snack bags and drink cans, the breathing light of the game console was still on, and there were a few cards and discs that Zhou Zheng had already played and cleared.

I have in my mind the scene of the little girl grabbing the gamepad in the middle of the night, annoyed and laughing......

It's just a child. ’

Zhou Zheng shook his head and smiled.

He didn't know what was wrong with him, and he had already made up his mind to ask for the contact information of her family so that he could get in touch with the other party and make sure that her family called the police and he was not a crime.

But as soon as Ao Ying's eyes were misty, the thoughts in Zhou Zheng's heart naturally melted.

After all, she was the one who saved herself.

Otherwise, the place where I am now is most likely the latest scene of a serial murder case.

Walking to the computer, Zhou Zheng opened the few 'strange talk' websites he had seen before, and after browsing for more than ten minutes, people became more and more sober.

I originally thought it was a bit ridiculous, but now the more I think about it, the more I feel it......

The taste is right.

What the hell is going on?

Zhou Zheng, who has received more than ten years of examination education, suddenly found that he didn't know anything about this cataclysmic era.

Looking at the time, it was already three o'clock in the morning.

Although Ao Ying has repeatedly said that she can sense the aura of all kinds of spirits, it is definitely no problem to have her;

But when Zhou Zheng thought of that banshee, he was still a little worried in his heart.

Moreover, how should Ao Ying deal with this matter?

Zhou Zheng thought about it and unconsciously browsed the web.

Drip, drip!

A pop-up window popped up at the bottom right of the screen, which was a friend application sent by a real-name verified chat software, and the other party's avatar was a husky emoji.

Zhou Zheng thought it was an Internet fraud, so he directly refused.

Within half a minute, a temporary chat dialog box popped up with an image inside.

The picture is scribbled, with a cloud of pink smoke inside, a stickman, and a small golden carp in front of the stickman.

Another line of text popped up in the temporary chat box:

"Boy, if you don't want to get into trouble, hurry up and make friends with us." ’

The corners of Zhou Zheng's mouth twitched a few times, this time he didn't refuse, after clicking agree, the other party directly sent a voice application.

After hesitating for about three seconds, Zhou Zheng still put on the headphones, moved the mouse and clicked on the two words.

There was a strange gurgling sound in the headphones.

This was followed by a lazy man's voice:

"Zhou Zheng is right? You don't need to know who I am, my existence is confidential, you can call me an instructor, or call me Lord Xiaoyue, I am responsible for guarding Longchen City.

"The banshee that attacked you today, I have sent someone to hunt it down.

"She is a ferret essence, forcibly improving her cultivation by absorbing the essence of men, and she has the equivalent of three hundred years of penance, and is good at escaping and concealing.

"We found her trail relatively late, and when you called the police, she had already escaped from the outer formation of the city, and also helped us find a little loophole.

"Well, but you don't have to worry too much, I've already arranged for someone to guard you in case this kind of problem arises again."

The voice on the other side paused slightly.

Although Zhou Zheng didn't know what to say, he still said, "Thank you." ”

Lord Xiaoyue smiled on the other end of the voice, and cut straight to the point:

"Zhou Zheng, do you know who that little aunt and grandmother in your bedroom is?"

Zhou Zheng replied calmly: "The Ao clan of the East China Sea, if it is according to the records of myths and legends, it should be the Dragon Palace of the Four Seas, what is the name of the dragon in Journey to the West." ”

- Previously, Ao Ying said that she was an immortal, and she emphasized Journey to the West.

"Yo, I guessed pretty accurately.

"It's really surprising that you can be so calm at this moment, no wonder...... Cough. ”

Something is hidden with a dry cough on the other side.

Zhou Zheng smiled bitterly: "If the facts happen in front of you, you can only try to understand and accept them, and you can't deceive yourself." ”

"The world is so deceiving itself, pitiful and hateful."

Lord Xiaoyue said in an old-fashioned manner, but her voice still sounded a little immature:

"I can't reveal too much to you, after all, you are just a mortal, even if you are drunk and dreaming and confused in this comfortable nest, it is our duty to protect you.

"But there is one thing, Ao Ying is the reincarnation of the little princess of the Dragon Palace, a proper true dragon in her previous life, with a name and a title."

Zhou Zheng blinked, switched to the desktop, opened a little gadget he made, and a simple reading bar appeared above the dialog box.

A little hobby.

He asked seemingly casually, "Why is the reincarnation of the dragon a fish?" ”

"Haven't you heard the saying that the fish leaps over the dragon gate?

"The aura of this planet has been cut off for more than 2,000 years, where did the dragon egg come from to reincarnate her, of course, it is the body of a golden carp, and she can become a real dragon by jumping through the dragon gate."

Lord Xiaoyue counted angrily:

"You're such a weirdo, and you still have the leisure to ask such things!

"Now I'm the one who has put things down for you, or you'd have been in trouble.

"To tell you this, the East China Sea Dragon Palace is just a false name, and Ao Ying is one of the only three true dragon reincarnations, but just looking at the current situation of this star, the power of the Dragon Palace in the Blue Star should definitely not be underestimated.

"Let her serve you?

"Even if you go to be a door-to-door son-in-law, those stinky fish and rotten shrimp Lao Wang Ba have to pick your skin! I advise you to do less of these dreams and enjoy your comfort nest in peace, otherwise it will just cause fire and increase annoyance. ”

"The ......"

Zhou Zheng glanced at the reading strip, and had already skipped the last grid at this moment.

The video chat bar pops up next to the dialog box.

A little greyhound, who looks to be only a few months old, just appears in the middle of the video frame, wearing special headphones.

Xiaoyue's open dog mouth couldn't be closed for a while.

Through the transparent glass behind it, you can see a busy hall, and figures in ancient robes and suits can be seen everywhere, and it is unexpectedly harmonious.

Zhou Zheng took a screenshot.

The little greyhound finally reacted, jumped up and grinned:

"Wang! What did you do! Woof! ”

Zhou Zheng turned on the camera beside him and stared at the little greyhound with a complicated expression.

He whispered:

"Howling Moon...... Ahem, my lord, don't get excited, don't get excited, I'm in a mess right now, I don't know what I want to do, I'm just curious if the person I'm talking to is a human being.

"It feels like you're stuck in a dream, and everything around you feels like it's unreal.

"Fairies, monsters, a talking little, divine dogs."

Greyhound frowned, sat behind the keyboard and said solemnly, "Call me Lord Xiaoyue!" ”

"Lady Howling Moon."

Zhou Zheng replied with a smile, and then let out a long sigh, his expression was indescribably depressed.

"Is the world fake?" He asked.

The little greyhound pursed his lips and explained: "Of course the world is real, but there are many things that you haven't been exposed to, so you don't understand." ”

"I always feel that the world is fake now," Zhou Zheng sighed.

The little greyhound made a helpless expression: "Don't worry, when Ao Ying is gone, if you need it, we can help you erase the memories of the past few days, you will sleep with a fever, and you will soon be able to resume your original life." ”

"But Lord Xiaoyue, I don't think this matter should be discussed with me, but should be consulted with Ao Ying.

"In this way, I will find a chance to talk to Ao Ying tomorrow. - Actually, to be honest, I don't resent her to me, of course, in the form of friends.

"Putting aside Ao Ying's question for the time being, Lord Xiaoyue ......"

Zhou Zheng was speechless, and his clear eyes were like a clear spring reflecting the moon.

"Can I join you?" He asked.

The little greyhound was stunned: "What's that?" ”

"I don't know what to say."

Zhou Zheng pursed his lips, exhaled slightly, and said quickly:

"I'm just an ordinary person, and I've always tried to convince myself to accept life as I am.

"I have a stable job and I have a few acquaintances at work, but I always feel like I can't fit in.

"I don't know what I'm going to be going to go through, but if I were to live my life now, I could see myself sitting in this apartment after I retired, watching boring TV shows, calculating my pension and eating my next meal.

"I could have children, or I could end up just being alone.

"It's actually bad, isn't it.

"I don't need friends, I don't want to have a lively environment, but I want to know more about the truth, I want to live a little bit more clearly, I want to know what I came here for, what is the purpose of my existence.

"I'm sorry, I'm a little emotional.

"But really, can I join you?"

"Ahh......h

The little greyhound felt a little dizzy.

Talk to a dog about the philosophy of life!

Is this big brother's brain sure it's okay?

"It's not that you can't do this, although you don't have cultivation qualifications, but we also need a clerk to help with documents or something, but you're too sudden.

"In this way, there are priorities, wait for this little aunt and grandmother in the East China Sea to be sent away, and we will talk about the rest later."

"Is that okay?"

Zhou Zheng's eyes lit up.

The little greyhound didn't dare to agree directly.

Don't you ask Fauber about this?

"Then let's do this tonight, we'll talk again tomorrow, I'll go and ask for instructions, and try to give you an answer tomorrow.

"You remember to have a good talk with Ao Ying tomorrow, you can mention us directly to her, and she can also confirm our identity to you."

After speaking, the little greyhound skillfully tapped the keyboard with his paw and hung up the voice call.

"Huh? Why can't this camera turn off? ”

Zhou Zheng closed the small plug-in here, and the dialog box suddenly turned black.

He leaned back in his computer chair and was stunned for a while, and then began to browse through the various Zhiwei web pages and forums he had collected before, and re-identified the authenticity of these 'ridiculous news'.

Behind the bedroom door.

Ao Ying stood there quietly, her eyes with a little light, and her small mouth pursed slightly.

She fumbled around her cuffs for a while, pulled out a pink phone out of thin air, skillfully tapped the screen, and sent a message out.