"Don't worry! No! Be an older brother! I want to protect my sister for the rest of my life. Su Yue said firmly.

“…… Even if humanity goes extinct, does it matter? The little girl asked nervously.

"Have you risen to the level of saving the world?!!

"Yes...... Yes......"

"If that's the case, probably." Su Yuemo rubbed his chin, as if he was seriously thinking from the perspective of the overall situation, "After all, at that time, I won't be able to take care of so much, if I don't work harder, the human race will be extinct." ”

Hearing this, the little girl blushed again, and said coquettishly, "It's really a dead pervert!" I actually have thoughts about my sister! Bah! ”

As if to hide the panic in her heart, she hurriedly got up, and ran to the door of her room with her white little feet and slippers.

"I'm so ......" Su Yue's forehead trembled faintly.

As the saying goes, you should never try to argue with a woman.

When it comes to reasoning, women are kings, while men are just bronze.

In short, Su Yue was now shown off by his sister.

Anyway, I can't take off the hat of perverts.

The little girl pressed her palm lightly on the doorknob, just unscrewed the door, and turned her head slightly sideways and said, "Brother...... I've recently ...... Have you grown up a bit? ”

"Where?" Su Yue was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses, and replied casually, "Well, it seems to be a little older than two years ago, but it should still be only A." ”

Suddenly, the little girl was anxious!

"Nonsense! The scale is obviously B! ”

Seeing that Su Yue was about to open her mouth to make fun of her, she hurriedly said, "Don't refute!" It's B! ”

"Bang!"

didn't give Su Yue a chance to defend himself, and a dull sound of closing the door made Su Yue fall into deep thought.

What did a celebrity ever say?

Oh! That's right!

'You can never wake up A' pretending to be B' - Lu Xun Tchaikovsky

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The next morning.

Su Yue slept until more than ten o'clock in the morning, anyway, there was no class in the morning today.

When I got up, the little girl had already gone to school.

After washing up, he grabbed a piece of bread from the refrigerator and ran straight to the school e-sports club.

As soon as I pushed the door open, I saw a cute and cute little girl sitting on the computer desk, and the three of them were taking turns to tease her.

And Han Luoyue on the side was still busy with work.

"Yunyun, how much is this?" Li Zehui held up a finger.

"One!" Han Yunyun made a cute and crisp sound.

"How much is this?" Li Zehui raised two fingers.

"Two!"

"What is one plus one?" Li Zehui raised three fingers.

"Three!"

Suddenly, Li Zehui's slut smiled like a dog, "Hahaha, it's two!" It's two! ”

Su Yue stepped forward and kicked Li Zehui's buttocks, and he fell directly on his back and forks with a dog gnawing on mud.

This time, it was Han Yunyun's turn to laugh sweetly.

"Damn! Your uncle's! I'm addicted to kicking my ass, isn't it? Li Zehui rubbed his buttocks and shouted dissatisfiedly.

"How old is the little girl, won't your conscience hurt if you tease her like this?" Su Yue glanced at him coldly and said angrily.

Just kidding, my brother's apprentice's sister, is anyone who can tease casually?

Even if he wasn't an apprentice now, at least he used to be.

Isn't there a saying that you don't want to last forever, just want to have it.

"This is something that Yunyun will inevitably experience on the way to growth, and I am just teaching her how to grow." Li Zehui was straightforward, "When I was a child, I was also teased by the seven aunts and eight aunts all the way. ”

"That's your stupidity, don't pull Yunyun to the same front as you." Coffee also joined the Soviet-Vietnamese alliance.

After all, Yunyun's cuteness and cuteness instantly conquered the hearts of several big men.

Protect girls, start from a young age!

"Okay, you test me!"

"Want to come up with a question?" Su Yue suddenly showed a meaningful smile, "I can't answer, open the window and shout three times Are you a bad pen, are you betting?" ”

"Come on! Today, Lao Tzu will let you see what is called a mobile encyclopedia! Li Zehui rolled up his sleeves.

"Listen up, Pikachu you know, right?" Su Yue said.

"Nonsense, my favorite thing to watch in my childhood is that anime."

"Okay, what is it for Pikachu to stand up?"

Su Yue's words made everyone in the community fall into contemplation.

This question...... It seems simple, but in reality it is very difficult to answer.

Pikachu's anime cute pet image, naturally everyone will not be unfamiliar, but if you want to ask what Pikachu is standing up, it really stumps everyone.

Even Han Luoyue, who had been typing on the keyboard, the sound of tapping the keyboard stopped abruptly at this time.

Obviously, although this chick looks like she is thousands of miles away from people, she is also interested in her sharp questions.

Thinking of this, Su Yue became inexplicably proud.

"I see! Pikachu stands up, it's Raichu! Evolve! Li Zehui slapped his face and replied.

"No, Pikachu stands up, it's a Pika-soldier."

"What?" Everyone stared at Su Yue dumbfounded.

Even Han Luoyue glanced at Su Yue without a trace, with a little doubt in her eyes.

It seems that she was also thinking seriously about the question just now, and the answer given by Su Yue was obviously inconsistent with the answer she thought.

"Look, Pikachu, Qiu, stand up, aren't you soldiers?"

Li Zehui: "......"

Coffee: "......"

Xiao Shou: "......"

"That's a cold answer...... June Flying Frost. Li Zehui glanced at Su Yue with disdain.

"Aren't you yourself a mobile encyclopedia? Can't you blame me now? Su Yue spread his hands innocently.

"Hell knows you're going to play like this, this question doesn't count, the next one!" Li Zehui waved his hand.

Su Yue said again, "Okay, it's still the same question just now, may I ask what is the sound of Pikachu running?" ”

"I know this!" Li Zehui replied again, "The sound of running is fluttering!" ”

"Wrong."

"Clams? What should that be? ”

"It should be the cute sound effect of Bu Ji Bu Bu Ji?" At this time, Xiao Shou replied again.

"Still wrong." Su Yue shook his head.

"Okay, today I'll move the encyclopedia to give you a face, please start your show! If you can't give us an answer that makes us feel reliable, let's throw you down the stairs today! Li Zehui was unconvinced.

Su Yue coughed lightly at this time and said, "Listen, the sound of Pikachu running up should be Ping Pong Ping Pong Ping Pong." ”

"Puff ......" Hearing this answer, Han Luoyue, who was beside Su Yue, heard a chuckle that she couldn't hold back.

Su Yue, who was startled, hurriedly turned his head, only to find that the side face had returned to calm.

But he was sure that Han Luoyue was definitely smiling just now!

It's just a pity that I didn't see her laughing.

But to succeed in teasing this chick who has always been expressionless, Su Yue already has a huge sense of satisfaction.

Well, you have to eat one bite at a time, anyway, everyone is already in the e-sports club, and it should only be a matter of time before you can see her smile.

Li Zehui, who was suppressed by Su Yuelian for two questions, although he was not convinced, the answers given by Su Yue were subtly correct.

Li Zehui, who was willing to lose the bet, directly opened the window.

But there was also a bit of trepidation in my heart.

Hehehe, do you want my brother to be recruited?

Inexistent!

What Su Yue said to him just now was, 'If you lose, open the window and shout three times downstairs that you are a bad pen!' ’

He was going to shout these four words out as they were now.

In this way, don't you avoid losing face?

Thinking of this, Li Zehui no longer hesitated, directly stuck his head out of the window, and roared.

"You're a pen! You're a pen! You're a pen! ”

After speaking, he turned around triumphantly and raised his eyebrows at Su Yue, "Brother dei, you are still too young, fight wits and courage with me?" Even if I lose, I won't let myself suffer. ”

As a result, as soon as the words fell, I heard a loud roar from the teaching director downstairs.

"The boy on the second floor of the e-sports club just now, come to my office immediately!!"

[Guaranteed four more will be sent!] 】

[Okay, Bingmei's role is put in the next chapter, mainly because I haven't written a laugh for too long, so write a chapter to let everyone relax and relax. 】

[Read the book and read "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: The Invincible System", there are pretending to be forced, there are laughs, there are cool points, there are ambiguous, there are blood, what are you waiting for?!] 】

(End of chapter)