[086] Boss Sun
"You don't seem to treat me very well, and you're still scolding me in your heart." The voice of the so-called Monkey King appeared in my head again.
"No, I didn't say that." I said perfunctorily.
"Do you want me to help, I'll help you." Sun Wuman said.
"Yes just now, it's gone when you come, so you better leave quickly." That is to say, the invited god can only let him leave voluntarily, otherwise I don't bother to talk to him slowly, what kind of jokes, I can't entrust my own life to this Monkey King who may not even be as good as a coward.
"No, I just want to help you, I'm just a good word, and I will definitely help you if I say I will help you." Sun Wuman said firmly.
I'm frustrated, to be honest, when I heard his 'no', I had already concluded that if I really dared to hand over the control of my body to him, then I would definitely die, that was clearly a child's coquettish tone, which fierce man have you ever seen with coquettishness?
At this time, the charm monkey on the branch didn't seem to be in a hurry, and one by one the black shadows rushed down, feeling that there must be more than thirty ghost monkeys, I saw this situation, and said to Chen Lei in the back: "Be careful yourself." "After saying that, I reached out and took out the 'Five Thunder Boom Top Talisman'.
But when the hand is stretched halfway, I can't move anything, not only the hand, but I can't move the whole body, this situation is the same as the feeling of Hu Erge on my body, I know that this Sun Wuman has controlled my body, watching the charm monkey get closer and closer to my body, but Sun Wuman is still standing still, making a gesture to pull the wind.
I watched the ghost monkey in front of me getting closer and closer, and I was very anxious, but this Monkey King didn't move, there was a ghost monkey that was only one meter away from me, I felt that my brain was blank, and I even saw the monkey hair on this ghost monkey, and I felt that this time it was really dead.
But just when he pounced on me, in the blink of an eye, the phantom monkey actually flew back upside down, I looked, it was my right foot raised high, kicked him away, I was overjoyed, I didn't expect this Monkey King to still have some real skills.
Just when the ghost monkey flew back, Sun Wuman suddenly grabbed the hair on my head with his right hand, grabbed a large handful of hair, and then put it in front of his mouth and blew, the hair flew out, and a stick appeared in my hand, this stick was not physical, but a stick formed by an energy body with the same fist and red light as Brother Hu's fist.
"I'm frustrated, what is this, I didn't expect my hair to have such a ferocious ability to blow out a stick, Boss Sun, you teach me how to blow it." I looked at the stick in front of me, and my eyes lit up, if I could have this ability, I would be able to blow a stick out of a few hairs when I encountered a ghost in the future.
"Who told you that my stick was blown out of your hair?" Sun Wuman asked suspiciously.
When I heard his words, I was stunned for a moment and asked, "If you didn't blow it out with my hair, then what are you doing with my hair?" ”
"Well, I usually watch too much Journey to the West, and I like to pluck my idol Monkey King when he fights, so I don't feel comfortable if I don't grab a handful of hair before every fight."
As soon as I heard this, my face turned green, and I touched the missing piece of hair on my top, and my heart was already crying, my handsome hairstyle, I was frustrated, and the TV series killed people.
At this time, Sun Wuman didn't continue to care about my reaction, and controlled me to carry a stick and rushed into the monkey pile to fight, and suddenly the stick shadow flew around, the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were not bright, cough cough Although it was night now, there was no light, anyway, it was that meaning, Sun Wuman was really strong.
One by one, the ghost monkeys were sent out, this Monkey King was full of monkeys, and he really went down, and the bloodiest redemption stick gave a monkey a headshot, and the brain juice suddenly splashed out, and one by one the ghost monkeys fell.
I took a closer look at Chen Lei, there were only three or four ghost monkeys around him, and with his ability, he was just able to barely protect himself, so I didn't have to worry about it, so I fought for about three minutes, and the ghost monkeys had already laid down more than a dozen.
Just after Sun Wuman exploded his head again, I saw a charm monkey that looked slightly bigger than the other charm monkeys climbed up the tree, and turned around and got into the dense forest with a roar of 'woo woo woo......', and the rest of the charm monkeys immediately stopped attacking and followed the larger charm monkey into the dense forest.
As soon as Chen Lei saw that the charm monkeys had all run away, he immediately sat on the ground, Chen Lei had a lot of wounds on his back and chest, and I, under the control of Sun Wuman, didn't have any shit, uh, I can't say that there is nothing wrong, at least there is a lack of hair.
"Boss Sun, you are my idol, I have decided, I will be able to mix with you in the future." I look at this record, it's too windy, will I still have to fight when I meet Qi Chaoyang in the future? My brother can jump off him with a fart.
"Ahem, I haven't accepted my little brother for many years." Sun Wu pretended to be forced to say, at first glance, this product is a monkey that keeps up with the trend, and these Internet languages can basically be understood.
"Well, it's not counted."
When Sun Wuman heard me say this, he immediately became anxious and said: "Don't don't, today I see that the old monkey is related to the donor, so I will accept you as my thirty-eighth little brother." ”
"Well, I'm actually the thirty-eighth, I'm so lucky, dare to ask Boss Sun that the thirty-seven junior brothers in front of me are in the upper place, and I have time to invite them to dinner." Looking at Sun Wuman's strength, I think those thirty-seven people must not be ordinary, at least they won't check too much than me, and it's good to make friends.
"They're all dead."
"Well, it's dead." I listened to the words and nodded, and suddenly felt wrong, I was frustrated, and I had a feeling that something was wrong: "Boss Sun, why did they die... ”
"I don't know, I'm dead anyway." Sun Wuman doesn't seem to know.
I sighed, forget it, this monkey is completely neurotic, and his strength is perverted, but the wisdom is hehe, sure enough, the monkey is a monkey.
At this time, my body also regained control, I walked to Chen Lei's side and asked, "Brother Chen, it's okay, isn't it serious?" ”
Chen Lei saw me asking him, shook his head, and said: "I don't have a big deal, it's just that I broke a little skin, I'll just rest for a while, but comrade policeman, you were really fierce just now, you killed so many ghost monkeys by yourself." As he spoke, he looked at the pile of monkey corpses over there.
I laughed a little, and saw that Chen Lei was recuperating, and I also sat down and rested by myself, to say that I didn't have any injuries just now, but you must know that Sun Wuman, a monkey, actually likes to play some difficult actions, such as the kick at the beginning, kicking up a 75° angle, my small ligament can't stand such destruction, and now my legs are actually trembling.
After sitting down, I'm going to find Sun Wuman to set up a better relationship, you must know that this is a super fierce product.
"Boss Sun, what do you usually like to do?" I asked Sun Wuman, but I had to start chatting with his hobbies, and then slowly arouse his affection for me.
"Look at Journey to the West." Sun Wuman replied.
"Well, except for Journey to the West." I'm frustrated, this monkey is really trendy, and he likes to watch TV.
"In addition to Journey to the West, it's still Journey to the West."
"Don't you have any hobbies other than Journey to the West? Like a female monkey or something. ”
"Except for Journey to the West?"
"Yes, in addition to Journey to the West, what else do you like." I asked expectantly.
"I thought of it, the sequel to Journey to the West." Sun Wuman suddenly said excitedly.
"Eh, don't you like the female monkey or something, those arms and thighs, you think about it, don't you get excited when you think about it, you want to do something?" I said to Sun Wuman's obscene description.
"Why do I like female monkeys, what else can I do with female monkeys? Are you talking so obscenely, do you want to a female monkey? Sun Wuman asked simply, okay, I admit that I am evil, since he likes Journey to the West, then I will start with Journey to the West.
"Boss Sun, what do you like about Journey to the West, is it a white bone spirit, and the part where the seven spider spirits take a bath, and the daughter country, a man's paradise." I said excitedly.
"What's so good about that Dongdong, I like to watch the part where my idol Monkey King made a big fuss in the sky, and the gods were killed and injured all over the sky, even Taishang Laojun couldn't do anything about him, and finally made him sharp-eyed, don't you feel passionate when you see those paragraphs?"
"I'm doing it, why am I so passionate about a group of big men, as for the havoc in the Heavenly Palace you mentioned, I suggest you go to a novel called "The Legend of Wukong" and you will understand the truth about the havoc in the Heavenly Palace."
"Okay, it's not too early, little brother, I'll go home first, when you want to see me in the future, use your charm to find me, and when you use it, think of my name and he'll come." After that, there was no sound in my head.
I shook my head, I always felt that I didn't have any common language with this monkey, I don't know if he was too innocent or I was too evil, ahem, in fact, it was the same.
In the end, Chen Lei and I waited until tomorrow, and the ghost monkey has not been killed, the strange thing is that as soon as the day dawns, the ghost monkey on the ground, those corpses turned into foul-smelling pus, disgusting.
Chen Lei also looked around, led me to walk in one direction, the forest slowly also had the fragrance of birds and flowers, a vibrant and prosperous appearance, but no one knew that there were many secrets hidden in this beautiful forest.
After about five hours of walking, due to the hurry of coming out of the broken temple, there was no food, and I walked for five hours on an empty stomach, feeling really exhausted, suddenly, Chen Lei shouted in a low voice, pointing to the sky and said: "Comrade policeman, we are almost there, I see the smoke." ”
I listened to his words and looked, and sure enough, there was already smoke floating not far away, and I could even smell the smell of rice, and followed Chen Lei to their village, Hongye Village.