Not long after Guo Fatzi came, Lang Gao and Qing Xuanzi also came, because my father and I wanted to be filial sons and grandsons, and there were some things that I couldn't participate in, so I handed over the rights to Lang Gao and asked him to distribute personnel, red envelopes, and salaries, and I kept listening.

Listen, listen, there was a violent scream in the room, I looked around, Guo Fat Man was gone, nine times out of ten it was the fat man who made trouble, I smiled apologetically at Lang Gao, let him continue, and walked into his room.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw Joyce with a calm face, staring at Guo Fat Man lying on the bed with her eyes, she didn't say anything, she rushed up and kicked Guo Fat's waist, and scolded: "Where did the dead fat man come from, don't roll off this girl's bed, otherwise I will kick you and cripple you?" ”

Guo Fatzi screamed, after seeing me coming, he hid behind me with a 'whoosh', I have never seen a meat ball with this speed, he trembled and asked me, "Brother Jiu, is this your wife?" ”

I knocked on Guo Fatzi and explained, "Old man, she has nowhere to go, so she lives in my house temporarily." ”

I thought I should be very honest after being kicked, where do I know, as soon as I finished speaking, Guo Fatzi's [sexual] sex came out, he straightened his clothes, reached out and patted the place where Joyce had been kicked, and said: "Beauty, the conditions of Brother Jiu's house are not good, how about going to my house?" I know all kinds of massage methods, and back rubbing is my specialty, and my best thing is..."

I saw a knife on the head of the word color again, and before he could speak, Joyce scolded angrily: "Uncle Draft, dare to tease this girl!" After speaking, he raised his leg and kicked Guo Fatzi's stomach.

This scene, I was a little unbearable to watch, I had personally experienced the strength of that girl's feet, and the strength of this angry foot must be greater, I turned my head and glanced at Guo Fatzi, this thing squatted on the ground with his stomach in one hand, the sweat drops on his face fell down, and his mouth screamed and hurt.

In an instant, I had a feeling of wanting to escape from this room, one color, the other jealous and hateful, these two people stay together, God knows what will happen, maybe Guo Fatzi will be beaten to death.

I didn't dare to provoke Joyce, so I had to call Guo Fatzi out, comfort him, and tell him the scene of my encounter with Joyce, and Guo Fatzi immediately felt sympathy.

As soon as he got out of the door, Guo Fatzi rubbed his stomach and scolded and said: "Brother Jiu, this vicious girl should be driven out, staying here is a scourge!" ”

"Okay, she's quite pitiful, and this tough character also wants to protect herself." We talked as we walked.

As soon as I arrived in the room, I pulled Guo Fatzi to sit at the table, strictly forbidding him not to provoke Joyce again, and then listened to them discuss things.

When it was discussed until more than 10 o'clock in the evening, it was basically decided, which made me impressed with Lang Gao, he did have a set of things in arranging things, salary, red envelopes and fine calculations, I couldn't find a trace of shortcomings.

The next day, early in the morning, Gao Lao came over with five Eight Immortals, all of whom were familiar faces, and as soon as he saw me, he scolded, "Chen Baxian, you kid has hurt me." ”

I asked him what was wrong.

He said: "As soon as I heard that your family moved to the grave, those eight immortals rushed to come one by one, and they all said that they didn't want money, but your kid only asked me to call five, and I will find you five young and strong, which offended the other eight immortals, and now they see me, and their eyes are as red as rabbit eyes." All this is thanks to you, and you have to explain it to them afterwards, or I will not recognize you as our leader. ”

"Okay, when the grave relocation is over, I'll invite everyone to the town for a meal, which can be regarded as reparation." I smiled awkwardly and made a promise.

When I called Gao Lao, I thought of this problem, and now some Eight Immortals are eating with me, and I will inevitably offend other people if I come forward to call others, so it is better to give this problem to Gao Lao, I am happy and relaxed.

Then, after eating some breakfast in a hurry, as soon as he put down the dishes and chopsticks, Lang Gao arranged for Lao Xiucai to take Lao Wang and the eight immortals to dig a new tomb. My father and Qing Xuanzi and I went to my grandfather's grave with some tools.

Lao Xiucai said that the time to break the ground is 12:45, and before this time, we need to make all the preparations and wait for the auspicious time to break the ground.

As soon as he arrived at the grave, Qing Xuanzi's face sank, and he said, "Chen Baxian, the yin qi of this grave is so heavy, it should have been moved a few years ago, how could it be delayed until this time?" ”

I smiled bitterly and told Qing Xuanzi what I had encountered at the grave a few days ago, and he listened to the fact that his complexion sank even more, and he didn't speak, but lowered his head and set up the altar in the front of the grave.

His altar is very simple, a yellow cloth, an incense cup, three pillars of incense and a bell to ward off evil spirits, it is worth mentioning that he put a bowl of water next to him, the water is very strange, very pure, there are no impurities at all.

I asked him what it was, and he said that it was rootless water, and that after digging up the bones, he would use this rootless water to sprinkle on the bones to expel the yin energy.

I know very little about this knowledge, I have heard people say that such a thing, rootless water, is not a rare thing, generally rainy days do not let the rain drop to the ground is rootless water.

Of course, there are also some people who collect the morning dew and say that it is the real rootless water, and there are some things in the countryside that cannot be argued clearly, and everyone comes according to their own way.

After Qing Xuanzi set up the altar, he asked me for my father's birthday, and then calculated, looked at me strangely, and said, "Chen Baxian, you are destined to be a champion, why did you enter the line of eight immortals?" ”

"Come on, don't hit me, I'm still a champion? The champion who plays with mud is about the same! I smiled helplessly, however, I am a little impressed by this Qingxuanzi, at least he is a little accurate, from elementary school to junior high school, my grades have always been the first, otherwise with the situation of our family, how can I go to high school, and my junior high school graduation should end my academic career.

After I went to high school, I began to indulge in Liuding Liujia, and my academic performance plummeted, otherwise I might really be a champion, life! That's it, three points are destined, and seven points are on your own.

Qing Xuanzi took my look in his eyes, shook his head, did not speak, took out five black wooden sticks from the gossip bag he carried, the first one was inserted in the center of the grave, and then a black wooden stick was inserted in each of the east, south, west, and north directions, and the distance between the black wooden stick and the grave was about a foot.

Immediately after that, he took out an ink fountain and pulled a line from it to tie a knot on the black wooden stick in the middle, then pulled the line to the black wooden stick on the west side, and circled it around it, and finally the black wooden stick in the south and north directions went around once.

After going around these two directions, Qing Xuanzi recited a spell in his mouth, his expression changed suddenly, and he slapped the black wooden stick in the east with one palm, and shouted: "Hurry!" ”