Chapter 299: This is Japan
299. This is Japan
So Christina took out a set of clothes for herself and handed it to d.va, and untied the sheets that bound her. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
d.va quickly stretched out a hand from the quilt to take away the clothes, and said loudly to Tang Yu, who was looking at Tang Yu with straight eyes: "You go away for me!" Lewd uncle! ”
Tang Yu smiled playfully and said, "Do you believe that even if I don't go away, this beauty will come to help you get dressed in front of me?" ”
"You ......" d.va was shocked, looked at Christina and then at Tang Yu, and wrapped herself in the quilt a little tighter.
A little revenge on the girl, Tang Yu smiled narrowly, turned around and went to the living room. Anyway, this is actually a hotel suite, although I don't know where it was teleported, but at least it is a little compensation to appear in this luxury private room. But suddenly teleported to the hotel by such a coincidence, Tang Yu still had some worries in his heart, to say that the system pitted him was called a familiar road, saying that it was because of the appearance of the d.va that the teleportation was interfered with, but it would be strange to say that this pit system did not do anything.
There was a trembling sound of getting dressed from inside the bedroom, Tang Yu smiled faintly and began to look through the things in the hotel room. There were some sticky notes, as well as instructions from the hotel, including phone numbers and stuff. His brow began to furrow, because although these things were marked in English, the main language was Japanese!
Nima's thing is big now.,Japanese! With the system's urine, if you want to say that this is not Japan, Tang Yu will not believe it, and if you want to say that this is not the territory of the Shimada family, Tang Yu will not believe it!
So you're trying to get me out of Infernal Affairs? Tang Yu raised his head at forty-five degrees, and asked the sky with two lines of tears and speechlessness...... I'm obviously here to help the Overwatch Huaxia Branch, but what do you mean by you giving me the whole thing to Japan!
With a click, the bedroom door opened, and d.va, who was wearing loose clothes, walked out, and looked at Tang Yu who looked up at the sky and looked melancholy.
However, d.va is not a stupid white sweet, she has been a live broadcast for so long and a big star for so long, this kind of routine that is pretending to be melancholy in her opinion is ineffective. So she didn't pay attention to this obscene uncle, she walked over and poured herself a glass of juice from the living room bar, it was very simple to deal with this kind of cool routine, just ignore him.
Tang Yu heard the sound of d.va going out, turned around, and looked at the clothes on d.va's body. This outfit is for Christina, as the T-X uses extra energy to change different outfits using liquid metal, just like using a different outfit than the default. So since learning about this problem with T-X, in order to reduce the energy consumption of this stupid girl who loves to bombard people with ion cannons, Tang Yu also prepared a lot of clothes for her.
Therefore, Christina, who is 1.8 meters tall, wears clothes on d.va, who is 1.62 meters tall, which is the effect of wearing a T-shirt into a short dress. But I have to say that even this set of ill-fitting clothes is unexpectedly very harmonious when worn on d.va, which makes this sunny beautiful girl reveal a lazy and casual temperament.
However, seeing that this beautiful girl actually had no heart and no lungs and had the heart to drink juice, Tang Yu was depressed again.
He sighed and asked, "You came to arrest me, but do you know what I'm doing?" Do you know what you broke into? ”
d.va took a sip of juice and said a little coldly, "All I know is that you were hanging out with those former Overwatch dangerous elements at the Gibraltar monitoring station. ”
"Former Overwatch? Three days before I went to Gibraltar, the United Nations had officially announced that Overwatch had been rebuilt. Even Christina and I are now officially members of Overwatch. If memory serves, you're also one of the members of Overwatch, and although you weren't there, your badge should have been sent to you. Tang Yu took out the Overwatch marker and shook it.
"I don't know these things, and I'm not interested in knowing. It is my duty to arrest you and return to China for trial! d.va sat on the sofa and crossed Erlang's legs and stared at Tang Yu coldly. It seems that this girl, who is usually full of sunny smiles during the live broadcast, will still show the temperament of such an iceberg beauty when she is angry.
Tang Yu suddenly thought of something, and he asked, "I said, you won't be in a coma all the time after being defeated by the Grim Reaper, and then you don't know everything after that, right?" ”
"Humph!" d.va snorted, turned his head and continued to drink the juice.
"Whew...... Okay, if you want to talk about the things that give me a headache, in addition to the system, it's probably you......" Tang Yu sighed and muttered, so he lifted a stool and walked over, put it in front of d.va, and then sat down and looked at this beautiful girl who was still puffing up.
"Pour me a glass of juice too, and I'll tell you slowly." Tang Yu said.
"Pour you juice!? I don't ......" d.va was about to get angry, when he suddenly saw Christina coming out of the bedroom, her expression was stunned, she lowered her head and didn't dare to speak anymore, and silently walked over and poured two glasses of juice. With a bang, he put one of the cups heavily in front of Tang Yu, letting the juice spill all over the table. Then he gently placed another glass of juice on the table, pushed it in Christina's direction, and quietly glanced at Christina.
Tang Yu looked at Christina with interest d.va his eyes were full of banter. This situation is a bit interesting.,This little Nizi who is full of bear child-like flavor seems to have been tamed by Christina? Could it be that the plug ball that Christina deformed and split out before made d.va awaken M's physique?
Anyway, what's going on with that jam ball?! When did Christina actually conjure such a dirty prop and stuff this prop into the mouth of a pure beautiful girl without any sense of disobedience?! Where did she learn it? In this regard, Tang Yu could only silently say in his heart, well done!
Where did you learn it? You don't need to ask Tang Yu to know that it must be the T-1001 in the world of "Terminator" who was the mistress of the third mistress for others, and finally simply replaced someone else's wife with herself, Catherine. Anyway, this T-1001 doesn't do anything all day, can't you kill people as a terminator? She doesn't, she actually inherited the Zeira Group, and she is doing a good job, and by the way, from time to time she teaches our lovely and innocent Christina some knowledge of sex......
That said, Cameron follows Catherine all day, so does she...... Thinking of this, Tang Yu was shocked in his heart!
"Hey! Lewd uncle! Didn't you say you were going to tell me the stories you made? I'll wait. d.va's cold voice came, it turned out to be the d.va next to him, seeing this obscene uncle suddenly in a daze, the expression on his face changed and he didn't know what he was thinking, so he had always been impatient d.va he was impatient.
Tang Yu looked back at d.va and said slowly, "Before I start talking, first of all, you have to know the current situation. Now we are in the year 2066 in a five-star hotel in Ikebukuro, Japan. And nine times out of ten, this is the Japanese gangster that was still in its heyday at this time, and the Shimada family was within the sphere of influence! ”
Kagami-sama said
Thanks to the salt bun white devil for the 200 starting coins rewarded! Thanks to Huang Yinglong for the 100 starting coins!