It's another year when it's on the shelves~
I thought about it for more than a week to write this testimonial.
Repeatedly pondering how to deceive you...... It's not a lie, it's a plea.
Can writing a book be considered a fraud?
I have also read a lot of testimonials from other authors of the same kind, and I have also gained some insights from them.
Let me tell you about my experience over the past 20 years.
My family was very poor, I dropped out of kindergarten before I finished school, and the hut of a few feet was not sheltered from the wind and rain, but every time it rained, I was very happy, after all, I could finally take a shower.
I can only eat half a steamed bun at every meal, and my mother will measure it with a ruler, and as long as I bite one more bite, I will be severely beaten, and I can't get out of bed for three days.
As for pickles, they are expensive ingredients that can only be eaten with steamed buns during the Chinese New Year.
I have never had a girlfriend, I have never even held a girl's little hand, and the only time I risked being broken my leg, I desperately touched a hair of the kindergarten class, and I was stunned that I was reluctant to wash my hands for three days.
After digging into the reason, the main reason is that the water bill is too expensive, and the extravagant act of washing my hands is better to wait until I am rich enough.
When I was 12 years old, I went to Dongguan with Ah Zhou, a strong man from the same village, and he told me that as long as young people are bold enough, they are not afraid of not having enough to eat.
He asked me, 'Would you like to sail with me, even if you have ten thousand fingers on your back, but you still have a soul in your dreams,' and I nodded, because I didn't understand what he meant.
Later, on a dark and windy night, he took me into a factory that made electric cars, and he said that he was a night shift maintenance worker at the factory, and he told me to watch the wind so as not to be broken in by thieves.
I suddenly felt a heavy burden on my shoulders, perhaps, this is the sense of responsibility.
In the process of looking at the wind, I suddenly saw a sneaky strong man with a flashlight hanging around, looking at his fierce expression, he was not a good person at first glance.
His flashlight swept over me, and after I looked at him for a few seconds, I found that his arm was at least two times thicker than mine, and I gave up exposing his viciousness and tried to persuade him to dissuade him with my eyes.
Instead of running, he rushed towards me.
What are you doing while running, boy!
Thieves in big cities are too arrogant.
I pointed at him at the time and asked angrily, I said, big brother, do you smoke?
He was stunned for a moment, then looked at me, and he said you have a cigarette?
I said I didn't, so I asked, and I also said that smoking is actually bad for your health.
Then the strong man got angry and even wanted to come up and hit me.
The thief in the big city really crushed me from the momentum.
Maybe when they were young, they could have pickles for every steamed bun, which created their current arrogant and domineering character.
But I can't fight him, I once had a glorious history of killing the crazy dog in the village with one punch, I was afraid that he would not be able to bear the weight of my punch, and I was even more afraid that he would be hospitalized and ask me to claim the cost of medicine.
So I thought about it and was going to run.
The strong man followed me all the way, and I wondered, these days thieves don't steal things, do they love to chase people.
Fortunately, after he chased me for a distance, he seemed to see my fellow villager Fa Xiao Ah Zhou working hard, so he went up to talk to Ah Zhou.
Seeing that Ah Zhou's face was a little nervous, he handed him a cigarette, and the two of them were talking about something, but in the end the negotiation seemed to end in failure.
The brawny thief called out to his accomplice, a car with red and blue overhead and a whoa-wow-wah sound.
Thieves in big cities, it seems that every meal is not just steamed buns and pickles, maybe there will be extremely luxurious old godmothers, who will make them dare to drive a car that likes to scream on the road in the middle of the night.
My heart was filled with fear, I was afraid that these criminals would snatch all the five dollars and two cents from my pocket, and I was getting farther and farther away from them.
Ah Zhou was taken into the car, and I don't know if this counts as a kidnapping.
All I know is that for a long time afterward, Ah Zhou seemed to have evaporated from the world and never contacted me again.
And many years later, I happened to see Ah Zhou on the TV in my part-time job restaurant.
He was thinner, and much haggard, and his long hair, which had not been trimmed for a long time, was draped on his sides, and he no longer had the freedom he used to have.
I was still muttering, 'It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life.'
One after another, it was difficult to understand what 'can sustain a living', 'entering the detention center is like going home', and so on, which caused the owner and customers to laugh, and the whole restaurant was filled with a happy air.
At this time, perhaps because of the miserable fate of my old friends, my heart was also surging with sadness.
I feel that I can't go on like this anymore, I have to learn to rebel, to rebel against life, to rebel against fate.
I remembered how hard my boss used to be, and my anger exploded.
I rushed straight to the boss, grabbed his collar and said.
"I recommend a book to you, called "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: The Invincible System", the author is Lori, who is ambitious, and it is particularly good-looking, and has been serialized for more than 2,000 words, widely praised by seven or eight thousand countries around the world, and has been translated into hundreds of millions of languages.
It's a brother, let's watch "PUBG: Invincible System"! Click to see the year!
Even the scum slag Hui loves to watch! You, what are you waiting for! ”
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Okay, let's get down to business.
This book is going to be on the shelves today, although you've probably seen the same thing countless times in other authors' testimonials.
But the old way still has to implore you, take the trouble to read it again, because there are always some new readers who may not have any concept of these two words on the shelf.
Q: What is a listing?
A: Putting it on the shelves means that the book starts to be charged, and you have to pay money to read it later. After all, Lao Lu is not a person with lofty ideals and ambitions, and eating enough is my only idea at present.
Q: Why did the author get on the shelves so early? I see that other people's books are 30w words, and some even 500,000 words are on the shelves, you will lose this baby if you shelf so early, do you know?
A: Anyway, it's not something I can control, and it will take thousands of words to explain it carefully to you, and I'm too lazy to write.
Question: I'm a student party, what should I do if I don't have money to read?
A: What should I do? I can't help it......
Q: How many changes a day does the author have after they are put on the shelves? Will it be a eunuch? I've read a lot of eunuch books, but I pay for them to read them, but the eunuchs are angry.
Answer: After it is put on the shelves, it is not surprising that it is five watches a day, there will be no eunuchs, and if the grades are poor, you will write a million words to finish, and if the grades are a little better, you will write more Braille.
Q: How much does it cost to put it on the shelves? What do I think of some authors who have 10 book coins per chapter, and some authors who have 15 book coins or more in a chapter? Do you writers set their own prices?
Answer: The charging system is a unified website, even if you call three less to come, he can't change this rule, the current charging system is 200 words 1 book coin, you see 10 book coins a chapter of the book, is 2000 words, 15 book coins is 3000 words, a chapter to pay more means that he has more words, the charging standard is unchanged.
Q: How do I buy book coins? How do I subscribe?
Answer: Book coins can be purchased with change in WeChat, QB seems to be OK, bank cards are also available, 1 yuan = 100 book coins, as for how to subscribe, there will be a prompt when you turn back, you just follow the prompt.
To sum up, according to the current update speed of the old road, five cents a day is about 5 cents to 6 cents, that is, fifty or sixty book coins.
In addition, there will be books for check-ins and various events, which is actually not too expensive.
Children's shoes that are conditional and like this book can support the hard work of the old road.
Children's shoes that are not qualified or not too cold to this book, let's get together and disperse, leave some affection on your lips, maybe which book you like in the future is written by me.
I really can't help but want to scold the author of two sentences, and I dare to charge for children's shoes, as long as it doesn't affect my family, I can scold it, and I promise not to talk back to you.
If you have any other questions, you can leave your doubts in the comments of this chapter, and I will answer them when I see them.
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