I went back to the tattoo parlor.

When I went in, I saw Fan Xueqi holding Xiaoran's snake tail and sleeping soundly on the chaise longue.

The weather has already gotten cooler, and she still sleeps with the snake in her arms, isn't it cold?

I turned on the light.

The brightness of the lamp stimulated the girls' eyes, and they woke up with a "bang".

"Uncle Junior, you, are you back?" Fan Xueqi rubbed her eyes and said to me.

I gave Bai Xiaoran a look, and after she came to her senses, she silently swam back to the basement.

After she closed the basement door, I turned my head and saw Fan Xueqi smiling shyly at me and handing me a box...... Condom?

box, unseamed;

Newly bought?

it!

The corners of my mouth twitched and I asked, "What do you want?" ‘

Fan Xueqi smiled shyly: "You called someone to take a bath so late, so what do you think you want?" ”

I'm a man!

10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in my heart! I feel like I'm all worrying about this night's travel! Why don't I kill my relatives in righteousness!

"You want to die, don't you?" I glared at her!

Her eyes were wider than mine, but unlike me, she was excited: "Mmmmmmmm ”

Kill your relatives with righteousness!

Escorted directly to the Hades King, it's a problem!

"You're really in trouble, and you don't know how to write the word 'death'!" I angrily snatched the box, and as a sign of innocence, I threw it ...... Forget it, it's all money, don't waste it.

I put the box in my pocket and she blushed.

...... "What do you want me to say?"

I was very angry, but the more angry I was, the redder her face became—what good dish did you want me to say?

"You're dead!" I'm serious!

"I know." She bowed her head, shy.

Me: "......"

I really, I don't know what to do with this little goblin.

Alas!

I sat down and rubbed my aching forehead: "Remember the flower demon you told me last time?" ”

Fan Xueqi said: "What's wrong? ”

This tone is finally serious!

I said, "Now you have two choices, one dies by himself and becomes a ghost; The other is that I will take you to Hades and let the underworld put you to death. ”

“what？” Fan Xueqi walked around to me in surprise and stared at my face: "Uncle Shi, are you joking with me?" ”

I said helplessly, "Look at me, are you kidding?" ”

She stared at me for a long time before she ...... Nodding.

I'm dizzy!

"Did your eye see that I was joking with you?" I asked funny and angry!

Fan Xueqi said: "Every time you cheat me, do you look like a joke?" ”

It makes so much sense, I can't argue with it!

I sat depressed, thought about it for a long time, and finally decided - great, righteous, extinguished, dear!

"Let's go." I stood up and said to her.

Fan Xueqi asked puzzledly, "Where to go?" ”

"Send you to death." With that, I walked out of the tattoo parlor.

Fan Xueqi shouted behind me, "Eh! Uncle Shi, didn't you send me to die, didn't you want to go back to the room? ”

, still not dead?

I was really speechless about this girl, walking silently, Fan Xueqi soon followed, she saw that I was so silent, so she didn't dare to joke with me anymore, closed her mouth, and silently followed me into the Yin and Yang Road.

This yin-yang road, usually only in July and a half, is not at this time, it seems to be much more deserted.

Fan Xueqi was shivering with cold behind me, she must have regretted that she didn't wear thicker clothes when she came out.

I took her to the end of the yin and yang road.

At the end of this, it was dark and there was nothing.

Also, there is no way forward.

Fan Xueqi stopped behind me, rubbed her hands and sighed, and asked me: "Little uncle, there is no way forward, what are you bringing me here for?" ”

I said, "Close your right eye and look." ”

She closed her right eye, and the next second, I saw her little face grow even paler in the darkness.

I asked, "What do you see?" ”

"That's a lot...... Soldier! She said with pale lips.

At the end of the Yin and Yang Road, it is connected to the Ghost Gate Pass and the other side of the river.

It's not the Halloween Festival of the seventh and a half months, this place is not open, and even if I have the eye of heaven, I can't pass through the realm of the world and see the world over there.

But Fan Xueqi is different.

Her left eye is the eye of the flower demon on the other side, and she can see many things that I can't see.

For example, the realm of the underworld.

Of course, the Yin soldiers can't see us through the closed ghost gate, and now, it is Fan Xueqi who is in the **** underworld through the eyes of the flower demon.

I whispered, "Catch you." ”

"Ahh Fan Xueqi was taken aback.

I asked, "Now you know, I'm not joking with you, am I?" This time you really caused a big disaster, and you are dying! ”

She was stunned, probably unable to digest the news.

Half ringing.

She looked at me and reached out, "Give me back the condom." ”

what！

When you're so serious, you're talking to me about this?

"There's no reason to give it back to me, right?" I pressed my pocket and said seriously!

Fan Xueqi said with a cold face: "Anyway, you don't need it." ”

"Who says I don't use it? You have a lot of aunts, don't you know? ”

"Give it back!" Fan Xueqi got angry and pounced on me to snatch the box in my pocket.

I was shocked, I really never expected that after knowing that she had caused a big disaster, she was not afraid, nor did she cry, but she was struggling with me about this problem? And the attitude is still so serious?

You've got another second illness, aren't you, girl?!

In terms of skill, I must be stronger.

She tossed around on me for a while, and found that she had no way to retrieve the box, and suddenly she sat down and cried!

Uncle I'm very pleased, girl, you finally know how to cry.

"You, you give me back!" Fan Xueqi cried!

I'll go, the point of crying shouldn't be this!

Fan Xueqi cried loudly: "You have no conscience, you always cheat me!" Treat me like a fool every time! This time you called me to come over in the middle of the night to take a bath, and I came! I've bought things, I've picked out my clothes, I've used my perfume, but you say it's not like that! No, you still haven't paid me back! It's too much! ”

I'm embarrassed.

Women's tears are their most powerful weapon, and under such a powerful weapon, I surrendered: "Okay, good, it's me who has gone too far......"

Fan Xueqi cried: "This is not the most excessive! ”

I was surprised: "Isn't this the most excessive?" ”

"The most extreme thing is that you say that I am in trouble and that I am going to die, and you don't fucking help me find a way to save me, and you don't pay me back! It's too much of a deception! ”

I was shocked!

Fan Xueqi used a crying voice and a torn voice to seriously settle this account with me...... I'm deeply shocked!

It seems like I'm really guilty of it......

But think about it......

What's wrong with me?!

Thinking that I was right, I firmly and righteously refused to give it back to her: "Who said I didn't find a way to save you?" If I hadn't tried to save you, how could I have run out in the middle of the night? Didn't I go out in the middle of the night just to find a way to save you? ”

Fan Xueqi stopped crying: "Did you find it?" ”

"Nope."

"You give me back!" She wowed and cried again!

This......

I now understand why Master accepted me as an apprentice back then, because I had one more advantage than some people, that is: I am a man, and I will not cry like this.

In the future, I won't accept female apprentices, otherwise, I'll be the one who cries.

I crouched down and said to her, "I'm just going to help you ask if there's a place to hide so that the Yin soldiers can't find you." ”

Fan Xueqi immediately put away her crying and asked with concern, "Did you ask?" ”

"Asked."

"Where?"

I asked, "So you said, your uncle and I worked hard to run out in the middle of the night, just for your, charge some hard money, should you?" ”

"Yes, yes!" Fan Xueqi nodded like pounding garlic!

I said, "Do you still want to get things back?" ”

"No, Uncle Shi, you can use it on other aunts." Fan Xueqi said obediently.

Really sensible.

So I told her: "Yin Si has already picked up the piccolo you threw in the river on the other side, and the king of Hades is furious, and the black and white words in the newspaper have been clearly written, and the piccolo belongs to the requiem, so when the king of Hades is angry, it will not be so easy to calm down, and she will bring down all the requiems in the world!" That's why I want you to seal all your instruments. The king only knew that the piccolo belonged to the requiem, but he did not know that the owner of the piccolo was an apprentice of the requiem and had not yet become a real requiem. ”

Fan Xueqi: "Then should I be glad that I escaped?" ”

I said seriously: "If I were you, I would be ashamed, I have been practicing for more than half a year, and every day I only know that I wear a piccolo around my neck, pretending to be a qualified requiem, but in fact, I can't even play a decent requiem." ”

"Oh......" Fan Xueqi lowered her head in shame.

I said, "In addition to this, Hades has sent a three-headed dog, and the three-headed dog will look for the owner of the piccolo based on the smell on the piccolo. There are only two people on the piccolo, one is you and the other is your second brother on the left. ”

Fan Xueqi showed a worried expression at this time: "Then Second Brother Zuo will be fine, right?" ”

"Your second brother Zuo is much more capable than you, you should worry about yourself first!"

"Oh......" she continued to bow her head in shame.

I said, "Bathing in grapefruit leaves can ward off bad luck and block out your own smell, and you should be able to avoid the nose of the three-headed dog of hell for a while." In the future, when you see a dog, you will take a detour, because maybe the three-headed dog of hell will come to the world and turn into an ordinary dog, and if you are caught, you will die! ”

"Oh!"

I was relieved to see that she already knew the seriousness of the matter, and I couldn't bear to say anything more about her than what I had to say about her, because what she would face next would be even more cruel than what I scolded her!

I said, "Go back, you make sure you're safe in the next few days, and I'll figure out how to solve this problem." ”

"Are you really going to save me?" Fan Xueqi looked at me with red eyes, this aggrieved look was very pitiful.

I pressed the box in my pocket and hinted to her, "This thing has to be used, right?" ”

There was a glimmer of hope on her face!