[380] Stupid Fang Pengguang
|151Kanshu.com text|.| I was still sleeping that day. I guess it's around eight o'clock in the morning. Qiu Xiang hasn't called me yet. My phone rang. I picked up my phone and was about to turn it off. One look is Fang Yaozu. Suddenly it became clear that there was something serious. picked up the phone and asked, "Hey Uncle Fang." Something."
"Hey Xiao Jiu. I didn't disturb your sleep." Fang Yaozu's voice on the other side didn't sound very anxious, so my heart relaxed. It doesn't seem like a big deal.
"No. Uncle Fang has something to say. Don't be tactful." I'll put it bluntly. And Fang Yaozu can indeed save those polite procedures.
"Xiao Jiu. That is true. There's a problem with a hospital. Come here." Fang Yaozu said directly.
"What a hospital. Isn't there an Uncle Tiger here?" I asked.
"Isn't this Miao Hu still not back? As for what hospital, I'll tell you when you come over." Fang Yaozu said with a smile.
"Hey, hey. What are you doing with such a mystery? Yes. I'll be right here." I got up and put on a pair of jeans and a little black suit. Then he grabbed his hair with his hands. Ran to the bathroom to wash up. I also shaved my beard. After all, I'm half a public figure now. Walking on the street, there are often parents of children with their children pointing and saying, "Look. This is the big hero brother on TV. Aim for him. Learn from him."
This kind of thing has happened quite a few times. So I've got to pay attention to the image. When I left the room, I just bumped into Akika out of the room. Looks like they want to come to my room and wake me up. She looked at me like a monster and said, "It's up so early. This is not like the style of our little ninth brother."
"No way. Several beautiful women asked me out for dinner. I said no, I had to go. Otherwise, you'll hang yourself. Ay. How can I say that he is also a heroic figure. Can't watch people hang themselves, right? I have to go and have dinner with them. Why do you think my parents want me to be so handsome? Hey~" I said with a smile. But I didn't notice that Akika's face darkened. She said directly: "If you dare to go out of this door today, I will kill you. If you don't believe me, you can try. Let's see if you really want to be selfless and selfless to sacrifice yourself to save others." After saying that, he turned around and went back to the house. The door was slammed all the time.
"Hey. Sister Qiu Xiang. I'm kidding. Come out and listen to me. I'm on business." I open the door. Suddenly, a pillow hit me. I grabbed this pillow with one hand. Looking at Qiu Xiang, who was sitting on the bed watching TV, she said, "Sister Qiu Xiang. It's really a serious matter. I'm not kidding."
"No need to explain. Today, the king of heaven is here, and I can't let you out." Qiu Xiang said with a pout. Akika though knows I'm joking too. But if I really go out now, I don't have her consent. Although she was beaten to death, it was not enough. But she beat me up, that's for sure. I'll have to go to the police station later. How embarrassing it would be if others knew that he was beaten by his daughter-in-law.
"Hey." I sighed. I took my mobile phone and called Fang Yaozu. Let's put it simply. Tell him I'm arguing with my daughter-in-law. I didn't say that my daughter-in-law wouldn't let me go out. I said let Fang Pengguang pick me up. When the time comes, let Fang Pengguang come to prove it to me. Fang Yaozu also responded in one bite.
"Sister Qiuxiang. I've got something to do. Later, my Fang Pengguang will come and pick me up. You can believe him." I said with a sigh.
"You are talking to him at the door. I closed the door. I'll hear what you and him have to say." Qiu Xiang smiled: "I watched the TV series yesterday and the female pig's feet were like this to the male pig's feet."
If I survived Qiuxiang, I suddenly wanted him to go and see the fast broadcast. Shrugged his shoulders helplessly. Now Korean films just like to play with these tricks. Actually, it didn't work. I can't even try to find out anything. When the time comes, I'll give Fang Pengguang the color of the two of them, and everything will be OK.
After thinking about it, I walked out the door. And he pulled the door up. I waited for about thirty minutes. During this period, Wu Zhicong also got up and continued to fool his followers. Forty minutes later. When my feet were almost weak. Suddenly, Fang Pengguang appeared unusually windy. Why do you say that he pulls the wind? . On a cold day, he was wearing a pair of beach pants full of peach blossoms. The top is worn with a mink coat. And there are four girls in leopard prints in the back. Wait a minute. Sister. I glanced at Akika's door with great concern. Swallowed saliva.
"Little Brother Jiu. What's wrong. Did you play with your legs last night? Why do you want me to pick you up?" As soon as Fang Pengguang came, he showed the signature arrogant laughter of the second generation of officials.
My face turned green when I heard it. It's not that you're worried about me. I'm afraid that Akika will rush out and beat him to death. So I coughed. He gave him a look and said, "Qiu Xiang hasn't been at home for the past two days." I gave him a look as I spoke. Unexpectedly, when Fang Pengguang heard that Qiu Xiang was not at home, he immediately laughed obscenely and said, "That's just right. Didn't Brother Jiu ask me to introduce you to my sister a few days ago? Come. These are two pairs of sisters. It took me a long time to get it."
In fact, I have to admire Fang Pengguang's IQ. Grandma's. It is said that the second generation of officials is brain-dead. This data was definitely dragged down by Fang Pengguang's overall horizontal line. Can't he see the look in my eyes? I'm thrust at this point. Righteous words: "Nonsense. When will I ask you to introduce me to my sister. You've got to make it clear to me."
Fang Pengguang squinted. Pinching the orchid finger and gently patting my chest. With a lewd face, he said, "You are naughty. Didn't you tell me to introduce you to your daughter-in-law the other day? Now the two big beauties are here. Sister Qiu Xiang is also not there. There are two rooms next to this. Isn't it all up to you for the right time, the right place, and the right people? You're afraid you won't be able to break your little virgin."
"Fuck you, uncle. That's how my reputation ruined you." I'm already scolding Cho Hwa for the Korean drama I watched at this time. I actually don't blame Fang Pengguang anymore. This guy's IQ is already low to a certain level. Talking to him is an insult to my IQ.
"I'll go. Roll the calf. I'm kind enough to help you and scold me. Ignore this idiot. Follow my brother to Hawaii." Fang Pengguang was about to turn around and leave as he spoke. I also want to sneak away from the time. Suddenly, the door panel of Akika's house flew out. What follows is too bloody. Not suitable for children.
"Xiao Jiu. How did you get hurt like this? Someone attacked." Fang Yaozu asked me with concern.
"It's all because of Fang Pengguang, this kid." I was sitting in Fang Yaozu's office with a blue nose and swollen face at this time. Pointing to Fang Pengguang, who was doing it on the side, he said.
"I'll go. Who knew that Sister Qiu Xiang was such a tiger. A punch can knock the door panel flying. You didn't tell me earlier that Sister Qiu Xiang was hiding behind the door." Fang Pengguang said and gave me a middle finger.
[PS: I recommend my boss's book "The Emperor of the Online Game" is a very good online game. 】
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