Chapter 58: Little Doll
After saying this, he was stunned again when he didn't return, and after reacting, he cried and said to Wu Mian: "You can't keep doing this, right......?"
Half an hour later, the brothers returned home and invited Wu Mian and their master to an inner cave. At this time, the whole cave was full of torches, and the lights were bright inside and out. It is said to be game, but in fact, except for the rabbits, which have just been caught, the rest are cured meat and air-dried pheasants and ducks that have been saved before.
However, this is much stronger than the dry food that Wu Mian has gnawed on in the past few days, and there is even a jar of soju that I don't know if I grabbed or bought. Sitting here with a return or not, it is difficult for the brothers to serve at the table, so they can only pour wine and cloth dishes for Wu Mian and his master. It's just that he has practiced Bigu or not, he just means to sit here, and Wu Mian is the only one who really eats and drinks.
Wu Mian was not polite, he poured wine and drank cloth vegetables and ate them. After the two brothers waited for a while, Gui Qu glanced at his eldest brother, Gui Lai understood, and said to his master with a smile: "Master, look, our brothers also worshiped you today. Is your old man rewarding his name, and our brothers and sisters will know whose name they worshipped."
At this time, Gui Bugui smiled slightly, with the posture of a master outside the world, and said: "You don't ask about this, I also have to explain" Speaking of this, he picked up the wine glass and moistened his lips, and after a pause, he said again: "Speaking of which, I am really related to your brothers, and I also have the surname Gui of the old man, and I also have some relationship with the ancestor of your family who became an immortal." From him, calling me an ancestor is not a grievance for the two of you. It's just that now that there is a master-apprentice relationship, it's not appropriate to call it a name. Remember, your master's surname and my surname are -—— hidden, and if you are bullied outside, you will report my name."
"It's all hidden, is it still useful if you can't report it?" Wu Mian smiled, and after making a cup of himself, he grabbed another piece of air-dried chicken and put it in his mouth and chewed it. At this time, the returning brothers also saw that this white-haired man didn't even dare to mess with his master, and the three masters and apprentices tacitly pretended not to hear it, so they fooled the past.
More than 100 years later, I saw my descendants again, and I felt a little emotional. Just when he was about to open the conversation box and ask long and short questions, a white and fat bare-ass little doll suddenly appeared in this inner hole.
Including Wu Mian, everyone didn't even notice when this little kid came in. It's just that when Guilai saw this little doll, he was frightened, instinctively took a step back, pointed at the child and shouted at his teacher: "It's him, he was the one I was there last time!" ”
After this voice shouted, I didn't know if this little doll was a human or a ghost, and the two brothers who returned home, including a few minions who were waiting in the inner cave, flashed to the side. Only Wu Mian and Gui Fu Hui sat in the distance, staring at the little doll, watching what he wanted to do next.
The little doll jumped up and down in front of Wu Mianhe and Gui Bu Gui, and was not polite, picked up the wine glass in front of the old guy, brought it to his mouth and drank it all. After drinking this cup, the little doll covered her mouth and "......giggled" as if she had seen something funny.
After the laughter came out, all the minions were startled, and I don't know which timid one shouted: "The little ghost laughed!" Run! After this voice shouted, it was almost a blink of an eye, except for Wu Mian, Gui Fu and this little doll, there were only the two brothers who had already run to the entrance of the cave and were ready to run away as soon as there was a stir.
After a glass of wine, the little doll kept laughing. When his laughter slowly subsided, Gui Wugui and Wu Mian glanced at each other, and then the old guy picked up the wine jar and poured another glass. The little doll grinned and looked at the wine glass that had been filled. After a "giggle" laugh for a while, he picked up the wine glass and drank it again.
After drinking a glass of wine this time, the little doll seemed to remember something happy again. He sat down on the ground with his mouth covered, and burst out laughing again. After laughing for a while, his eyes began to look at the wine glass again. The old man poured another cup, and then shouted at his two disciples, "Take the big bowl!" ”
When the little minion brought over a big bowl of yellow clay, and poured a bowl full, he made a gesture to signal the little doll to come and drink. With the first few cups of cushioning, the little doll was no longer polite, he first lowered his head to the big bowl and took a big sip of wine, and when he felt about the same, he carefully picked up the wine bowl and drank it with a clatter
may be reluctant to spill the wine, and the little doll drank very slowly this time. By the time he put down the bowl, his little face had turned red, and he rolled on the ground, laughing and laughing as he rolled around. Just then, the old guy suddenly got up, grabbed the little guy's left ankle, and lifted him up.
At this time, the little doll was still dizzy, and she was still giggling when she was caught. Looking at the little doll in his hand, he smiled, and said to the two brothers at the door: "You two find a rope, tie him up and hang him, remember, this little doll's body must not touch the ground, whether the two of you have an immortal life in the next life, it is on the body of this little baby...... Phew! When the old guy was halfway through speaking, the little doll suddenly spilled a bubble of urine, and the bubble of boy urine was just sprinkled in the old guy's mouth.
Although they didn't know what this little doll was, the old man had already spoken, and when it came to immortality or something, the two brothers didn't dare to be careless. The two of them tied up the little doll and hung him high.
Just when the brothers were busy with their work, Wu Mian hooked his fingers at Gui Fu or not, and then stretched out his palm. The old guy smiled bitterly, and helplessly took out the ring and put it in Wu Mian's palm.
Wu Mian didn't pay much attention to the ring, and after putting it away casually, he looked at the little doll hanging in the air and was still laughing, and said to him: "Is this afraid of him escaping?" ”
The eyes of non-return were still in the ring that had been taken into Wu Mian's arms, and when he heard Wu Mian's words, he came back to his senses. Following Wu Mian's gaze, he glanced up at the little doll and said, "Even if the ginseng becomes an earth immortal, even if he escapes to the ground, even if Da Luo Jin Immortal goes down to earth, he can't catch it back." Why don't you put that little thing here with me, you have a lot of things there, don't break it in your arms anymore."
Wu Mian ignored him, his eyes were still on the ginseng doll. After looking at it for a long time, Wu Mian withdrew his gaze and continued to say to the returnee: "After catching the ginseng doll, what are you going to do first?" Refining elixir? ”
I snorted and said, "This is a whole ginseng doll, it's a pity to make alchemy." I'm going to add a few excipients to refine an elixir that can be regarded as immortality. You have also seen my two grandsons, their physique is not suitable for Xu Fu's elixir of immortality, even if they are fated to get it in the future, they will die if they eat it. I thought that the two of them would make do with it in this life, but I didn't expect to get such a big baby today. Cheap for their brothers."
After saying that he would not return, Wu Mian still didn't understand a little, he frowned, and said, "What do you mean to be immortal?" Does this still count? ”
The old guy snorted at Wu Mian and said, "Do you think that the immortality that the world talks about is like you and me?" Many people who can prolong their lives for three to five hundred years are already counted in immortality. Even if you eat this forest doll, you won't live for about a thousand years, and you will already be considered an old immortal. The only ones who can live with heaven and earth are you and me, Guangren and their brothers. By the way, there is also Xu Fu, your generous master, who almost forgot about him."
When he said this, the two brothers who returned home appeared in front of Wu Mian and Gui Bu again. At the behest of their father, the brothers brought pen and ink and blank bamboo slips. Whether it is returned or not, the pen is dipped in ink, and the names of dozens of medicinal materials are written on the bamboo slips. After writing and drying the ink, he turned to the two disciples of his grandchildren and said, "I wrote thirty medicinal materials above, you should hurry up and procure them, and you will have a great advantage if you purchase them." Remember, you must buy all the medicinal materials inside."