Weekend.

Friends apartment.

Room 6A.

"Hi everyone. ”

"Hi, Owen. ”

"Rachel is still in the bedroom, you wait a minute. ”

"Understood. ”

Owen came to pick up Rachel on a date, and like Leslie Winkle, although the long chaotic life is exciting, it feels good to have an ordinary date once in a while.

It's like people who are used to big fish and meat, occasionally eating green vegetable tofu and scraping oil. But this can only be done occasionally, because it is in the nature of carnivores to eat meat......

Rachel Green, who has just escaped from marriage now, is definitely the peak of her appearance, even if it is tofu, it also belongs to Shih Tzu tofu, which is very in line with Owen's standards for oil scraping.

"Oh~"

Ross held a can of beer in his hand and muttered sadly, "This is Carroll's favorite beer." ”

“so？”

Chandler was speechless.

"She never used a can, and I should have known she was lace-edged. ”

Ross said seriously.

“......”

Chandler couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Carol is Rose's ex-wife, pregnant with Rose's child, but she came out of the closet and lived with a lace side, which gave Rose a big blow, making him think of his past with Carol when he saw everything.

"Rose, Carol is the only woman you've ever touched, right?"

Owen watched it funny and couldn't help but laugh.

"How do you know?"

Ross was taken aback.

“holy shit！”

Chandler exclaimed, "Is this true? Rose, you've only done it with Carroll?"

“yeah。 ”

Although Rose didn't want to show weakness in front of Owen, under Owen's perceptive gaze, he couldn't say anything about denial, and responded weakly.

"Owen, you're not going to be a psychiatrist, are you?"

Monica wondered.

"That's not it, I studied mathematics for my Ph.D. ”

Owen laughs, "Now I'm a professor of mathematics at Caltech. ”

"Math professor?"

Monica and the others looked at each other, they guessed and guessed, but they couldn't match Owen and the math professor.

"So young?"

Ross was surprised: "Assistant Professor?"

"No, Full Professor. ”

Owen smiled reservedly.

“oh，my god！”

Rose exclaimed, "How is this possible!"

"Any questions?"

Monica and the others are not engaged in academic research, so they can't figure out the difference at all, seeing that Ross was so shocked, he asked curiously.

"Hiss~"

After Rose told them about the gap, everyone gasped in unison, and their eyes on Owen suddenly changed.

Ross used to be a genius in their eyes, got a doctorate in archaeology, joined the museum as an archaeologist, and also worked as a lecturer at the university, earning a lot of money, and his social status was firmly the first among the people.

But according to Rose, Owen, who is about his age, actually dumped him on eighteen roads, how sharp is this!

On the chain of scientific contempt, archaeologists, geographers, writers, etc., belong to the bottom and have always been the objects of contempt, if Sheldon were here, he would definitely roll his eyes in disgust: "Archaeologists, oh~"

"I have a good friend Matthew who is very similar to you. ”

Owen smiled calmly: "I've only been with one girlfriend for so many years, and the last time I broke up, I remembered the past between him and his girlfriend when I encountered something." ”

"And then?"

Ross asked empathetically.

"Time will dilute everything. ”

The corners of Owen's mouth curled: "But there is also a way to speed up this process, according to my good friend Barney's peak theory, the average man's brain can only store a certain number of peak shapes, unless you store a new image, they will not disappear." ”

“......”

Monica couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"Is there such a theory?"

Ross wondered.

"Of course not. ”

Owen laughed: "This is Barney's nonsense, but this sentence is very reasonable, from the perspective of memory, you don't even have other sample memories that can be compared in your head, and naturally you have a very deep memory of the only data, so that your mind is often full of this only memory." ”

"Your friend Barney is such a master. ”

Chandler exclaimed.

"Huh. ”

Owen smiled, "You can think of Barney as the ultimate Joey." ”

“oh，my god！”

Monica was dumbfounded, "And the guy who is more romantic than Joey?"

"Huh. ”

Owen smiled reservedly, did not say the sentence 'I am an enhanced version of Barney', and diverted the topic: "Rose, if necessary, I can introduce Barney to you, for your state, he likes to help enlighten the most." ”

"How?"

Chandler wondered.

"Stripping, stripping club up. ”

Owen said truthfully: "Since the sample memory is insufficient, then increase it quickly, and what place can increase the sample memory faster than stripping and dressing clubs?"

"Yellow website?"

Chandler said subconsciously.

"It's different. ”

Owen shook his head and smiled: "The number of pictures on the Internet is indeed huge, but it is useless to increase the memory sample, you must experience it in reality to be effective, this point, Ross should have experienced, right?"

"What do you know?"

Joey suddenly pushed the door open and entered.

"We're listening to Professor Owen, and we're talking about the problem of Ross looking at the yellow picture. ”

Chandler turned around and looked at Joey's outfit and smiled, "What are you doing here, and you are wearing makeup?"

"Yellow Picture Ha~"

Joey pointed at Rose with both hands and smiled ambiguously, "I must share it if I have the opportunity." ”

"I don't have ......"

Ross retorted with little confidence.

"Guess who's got the role in Al Pacino's new film?"

Joey said excitedly.

“oh，god！”

Monica exclaimed, "Joey, it's you, you've succeeded, what role are you playing?"

"Can you imagine?"

Joey didn't answer, still talking to himself there: "He is the reason why I embarked on an acting career, I like him so much, and now I have the opportunity to work with him!"

"Seriously, what are you playing?"

After a cheer from the crowd, Rose asked.

"I play %¥#¥%"

"What?"

"I said I played Al Pacino's ass!"

Seeing that he couldn't get past it, Joey simply told the truth: "That is, he walked into the bathroom, and then I exposed my ass for him." ”

"Hahaha!×n!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

Rachel dressed up and walked out stunningly.

Rose's eyes are full of complexity, and Joey's funny as an ass stand-in can't suppress the sourness in his heart.

"Goodbye, everyone. ”

"Goodbye, Owen. ”

Owen left with Rachel, leaving a lost Rose, Carol is just his ex-wife, and Rachel is his love......