Chapter 13: and pee

No matter how Wang Jinhu looked at Jiang Yan, he felt that he was pretending to be pitiful, he already knew Jiang Yan's strength, if he dared to fire him again, wouldn't it be that the old birthday star was impatient to eat arsenic.

At this time, Wang Jinhu said with a flattering face: "Big guy, don't joke with the little one, I can't afford it!" ”

The security guards looked at Wang Jinhu with disdain, and said in their hearts, they were so strong just now, but now they have become soft eggs, and they are really bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, but they just despise them, let them be hard with Wang Jinhu, and they can't be hard.

"How dare I joke with the captain, didn't you say that those who are absent from work many times, who are late, no matter what the reason, will get out immediately?" Jiang Yan deliberately mocked.

"Big guy, can't I be wrong? In the future, this rule will not apply to you! Wang Jinhu was about to cry.

"How's that going to work? Everyone is equal, how can I be special? Jiang Yan shook his head and said.

"Then this rule is abolished!" Wang Jinhu really had no choice but to choose the lowest strategy.

"How can you abolish rules when you have made them? As a captain, you have to keep your word, understand? ”

"And this rule only applies to me?" Wang Jinhu asked tentatively again.

"The captain is really wise and martial, he can lead by example, he is a model for us, and in the future, everyone will always supervise and help the captain complete the grand cause!"

After Jiang Yan finished speaking, he didn't know who took the lead and shouted: "Okay!" Then there was thunderous applause.

It seems that Wang Jinhu's behavior has caused public anger, he forced the rules on others, but he did not abide by them, it is really unfair, these little security guards have been out of this depressing situation, and now someone finally stands up and complains for everyone.

At this time, the eyes they looked at Jiang Yan changed again, respect, admiration, trust, and so on.

After solving the matter here, everyone also returned to their respective posts, and Jiang Yan's job responsibility was to patrol the hospital wards.

So, he entered the building according to the established route, and when he patrolled to the emergency department office, he saw his wife Su Qing, he wanted to say hello, but he saw a young man in a suit and leather shoes with a slightly frivolous hand, holding a bouquet of red and blue flowers, walked in first, and stopped in front of Su Qing.

This person is Liu Tong, the young owner of the Liu Group, with a cynical face, evil eyes, seemingly empty, the corners of his mouth are slightly upturned, revealing a lewd atmosphere, and he has an earring in his left ear, which makes him even more angry, like a dissolute young man.

"Qingqing, is this 'lingering couple' bouquet good-looking? ...... for you"

Suddenly, the little nurses in the emergency ward went crazy: "Wow! This is too romantic, isn't it? ”

"If someone gives me this kind of bouquet, I will follow him with all my heart."

……

However, Su Qing frowned slightly, looking a little displeased, and said in her heart, why is this scumbag here?

She didn't pick up flowers, she didn't speak, she was still busy with her work.

Jiang Yan naturally knew and knew that Liu Tong had pursued Su Qing for a long time, and he was always looking for opportunities to show his courtesy.

Liu Tong seemed to have long been accustomed to Su Qing's coldness, and he didn't get angry, put down the flowers, leaned over and said, "Qingqing, I seem to be sick, can you show me quickly?" ”

As he spoke, he wanted to pull Su Qing's hand.

However, Su Qing had already noticed it, stood up, hid her hand behind her, and replied coldly: "I'm sorry, if you are sick, please go to register first, and then queue up to find a doctor, this is the office of the emergency department, and the idle people are invited to go out." ”

"Qingqing, do you know what disease I have? I'm lovesick, and only you can cure this disease......

Liu Tong was just about to continue to set off the atmosphere, when suddenly, he was interrupted by a cold snort.

"Humph! Hum! It's really shameless......"

Jiang Yan knew that Liu Tong was deliberately looking for an excuse to get close to Su Qing, and it was really presumptuous in front of him.

Liu Tong turned his head to look and found that there was one more person in the house, but he didn't expect it to be Jiang Yan wearing a security uniform. However, he didn't care, such a waste, a wealthy abandoned son, and a son-in-law under the fence were not worth mentioning at all in front of him Liu Dashao.

Liu Tong smiled coldly, and said with a playful sneer: "Where did the wild security guard come from, don't go to see your gate, why are you here to make trouble?" ”

"I heard that a dog came in, and I was about to catch it and stew it." Jiang Yan slammed back mercilessly.

Hearing Jiang Yan's favorable counterattack, Su Qing was also a little stunned, in the past, Jiang Yan saw Liu Tong and met the cat with the mouse, and several times Liu Tong was looking for trouble, but Su Qing settled it himself, so scared that Jiang Yan didn't dare to squeak at all.

The sun is coming out in the west today? How dare you scare people?

Liu Tong was also stunned, followed by a contemptuous laugh: "Hahaha! Jiang Yan, okay, after being a security guard for a few days, have you become bolder? Hum! Hum! But what if you're bold? It's not the same, it's a waste thing, something that only eats soft rice! ”

"I eat soft rice with my ability, it's your business!"

"What a shameless thing, I really admire that eating soft rice is so fresh and elegant! Admire! ”

Liu Tong didn't bother to follow Jiang Yan's ink, and turned his head to look at Su Qing: "Qingqing, such a waste who eats soft rice, there will be no happiness with him." ”

"We're very happy together." Su Qing still replied coldly.

Although he couldn't see the happiness in Su Qing's eyes, Jiang Yan still took over: "Did you hear it?" We are very happy, aren't you sick? Why don't you leave? ”

"You're sick!" Liu Tong didn't dare to say anything about Su Qing, so he had to sprinkle all his anger on Jiang Yan's body.

"You person, why are you so unqualified, I kindly remind you, but you bite people in turn, it's really inhuman."

"You ......" was continuously angry by him for the first time, and for a while, Liu Tong was a little short of words.

"What are you? Recently, have you ever found yourself with severe constipation, bad breath, poor sleep, palpitation and shortness of breath? ”

Liu Tong nodded subconsciously, these symptoms were all in the middle. And the heart said, How shall he know? Could it be that the two catties of perfume sprayed in the mouth are invalid?

"That's right, right? If you still don't believe me, you can feel the gap between the breasts and the sixth rib on your chest, 4 inches next to the anterior midline. ”

said it so accurately, Liu Tong had to believe it, according to Jiang Yan's description, he pressed that place with his hand, and with a light press, he couldn't help but let out a stinky fart. I felt unusually smooth and comfortable in an instant, and I looked like I was enjoying it.

"It's not okay to press like this, you have to work hard." Jiang Yan smiled evilly.

Liu Tong's ghost increased his strength, this press doesn't matter, suddenly, the back door opened, and after another stinky fart, I only felt a damp heat behind my buttocks, and all the feces and urine gushed out.

Suddenly, there was a peculiar smell in the emergency office, Liu Tong's face was instantly more ugly than swallowing mouse feces, his hands were covered in his crotch one after the other, and he rushed to the toilet with his legs between his legs, for fear that the feces and urine would continue to flow down.

"Hey, don't run, the toilet is full of people......" Jiang Yan kindly reminded, but Liu Tong was too anxious to hear it, and ran straight outside.

If people are unlucky, drinking cold water are stuffed teeth, usually there are few people outside the toilet, are empty, I don't know how today, the toilet pit is not only full, and there are many people queuing up outside the door.

Liu Tong was so anxious that he stomped his feet, and in desperation, he could only run upstairs with his legs.

Everywhere I went, the smell of feces and urine was instantly filled, and then looking at Liu Tong who was speeding over, everyone understood what was going on, and they avoided it one after another, for fear of being affected by feces and urine.

Seeing Liu Tong's embarrassed appearance, Su Qing "poofed" for a moment, as if the ice and snow in the cold winter melted instantly.

"You laugh! It's beautiful! Jiang Yan just captured this beautiful moment.

However, the beauty was fleeting, and in an instant, Su Qing returned to coldness.

"What are you doing here?"

To be honest, Jiang Yan really had something, he was worried that Su Qing was too busy and forgot to apply the ointment for scar treatment, this ointment had to be applied continuously, and if he forgot the time, the effect would be greatly reduced.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yan hurriedly came over to remind him.

"Is the scar ointment applied? This thing has to be wiped continuously to be effective. ”

Su Qing also wanted to completely remove her scar, but after wiping it twice, there was no obvious effect, and she became a little slack.

"Too busy, forgot!" Su Qing replied casually.

"How can this work? Hurry up, I'll wipe it for you. With that, Jiang Yan was about to prepare to help in person.

This is the office, she doesn't want her colleagues to know about it, if Chen Yi continues to entangle here, it is estimated that it will not be able to end, so she quickly got up and said: "Thank you for your kindness, or I will come by myself!" ”

After speaking, Su Qing took the ointment to the bathroom, and then Jiang Yan was relieved.

Chen Yi continued to patrol, and when he reached the second floor, he had a pair of vicious eyes, hiding in the corner of the toilet, and glared at him angrily.

This person is Liu Tong, he is very embarrassed now, he doesn't dare to show his face, all he can do is stare and whisper abuse: "You wait for Lao Tzu, this revenge must be avenged, a dick silk waste, dare to rob women with Lao Tzu, see how Lao Tzu makes you lose convinced." ”

At this time, Liu Tong's mobile phone rang, and when the phone was connected, a very loud voice came from the microphone and the corridor at the same time: "Liu Shao, where are you?" The pants are here! ”

"Can't you be quiet?" Liu Tong scolded helplessly, if he didn't have to go out, he would have to step forward and smoke his two big ear scrapers.

Fortunately, Jiang Yan had already patrolled and left, otherwise, he would definitely have to be ridiculed by him.

The younger brother found him according to Liu Tong's instructions and handed over a brand new set of clothes.

There is no way to take a bath in the bathroom, so I can only clean it up simply, and after changing into new clothes, the smell of feces and urine still seems to remain on my body, which is disgusting to think about, and in desperation, Liu Tong took out the perfume and sprayed it all over my body.

However, how to spray a smell of feces and urine, Liu Tong suspected that he smelled too much, and his nose had an illusion, so he asked the little brother next to him: "Is there still a smell now?" ”

The younger brother sniffed it carefully, the smell of feces and urine mixed with perfume, it was so exciting that he almost vomited, but in view of Liu Shao's majesty, he could only endure it, stretched out his thumb and praised: "Liu Shao's perfume is really fragrant!" ”

Liu Tong was already a little complacent: "Nonsense, this is a world-class brand, and it's very expensive!" ”

However, looking at the bottom-out perfume, Liu Tong was angry, and said to the younger brother: "Go find me something, I want to be ready to repair and repair that waste Jiang Yan!" ”