Chapter 331: The Story of the Crooked Mouth
"Brother Cao......"
With an excited face and a crooked mouth with a shaky body, he trotted a few steps, panting and shouting Cao Ping.
Looking at the few women behind him, especially the one called the cow. Cao Ping swallowed his saliva, feeling that the doppelganger was a little hot. How could a human chest be so big, and the basketball was small in front of her.
The younger brother who was suppressed by the pants still had a little intention of standing up and protesting, and Cao Ping felt a little embarrassed.
Hurriedly walked sideways to a place where no one was in the distance and sat down, to cover up the tent that was raised high.
Pretending to be casual, smoking a cigarette and looking at the crooked mouth that ran over.
"You know how to play with women...... I heard you've used up all your work? ”
Crooked grinning, "Brother Cao...... You don't know how exciting it is for a man to have ten women at the same time at the same time, and you can still clean them up one by one. Ha ha...... I'm also a night king. Ten female figures. ”
"Get out of ......" Hearing the crooked words, Cao Ping was a little unhappy. Do you think that's all you have for the rest of your life? ”
Crooked his mouth was stunned, took the cigarette handed over by Cao Ping, and took a few puffs. "A cigarette afterwards, a happy living fairy...... Brother Cao, this damn doomsday ......"
Before he finished speaking, he took another bite with his crooked mouth. "Brother Cao...... We can also be regarded as sharing weal and woe, and I will talk to you about the heart-wrenching words. Actually, I don't want to do that...... Do you know? I also had a happy family before, a son and a daughter, a wife of millions of white-collar workers, and I was also an engineer with a million salary. Every year when I go back to my hometown, my current uncle has to look at my face. ”
"Haha...... It's ridiculous to say, it's the end of the day, I have nothing left. I watched zombies bite my wife, and I saw my wife bite my children to death. Finally the three of them came together to bite me. ”
"Later......" said as he finished his last cigarette, threw the butt of the cigarette on the ground, and stomped on it. I didn't kill them, I tied them up and hid them in the attic, and sealed the attic. I originally hoped that the country could research an antidote to zombies, but ......"
As he spoke, he asked Cao Ping for another cigarette, "But...... I'm finding this possibility increasingly unlikely. Hehe... Later, I defected to my uncle, but I didn't expect that the platoon commander in the peacetime era would actually get mixed up in a high position after the apocalypse. I swallowed my anger beside him, but he humiliated me in every way. ”
"Later, every time I was scolded, I would find a woman to send some, and slowly, I found that I had become dependent on it, and I also knew that it was a disease like drug addiction, but I couldn't control it."
Cao Ping listened to his words silently, smoked the cigarette in his hand, and did not speak. looked at the crooked mouth for a long time, "I'll only ask once, you think clearly before you say it, this answer is related to the relationship between you and me in the future." ”
Crooked mouth and smiled, "It doesn't matter what it does, it's like a base." Brother Cao, if you have something to ask, if you want to say that the person I am most convinced in now is no one except you. ”
Psychologically disdainful and crooked his mouth, Cao Ping asked solemnly: "Between the woman and your uncle, you can choose between two ......?"
Cao Ping didn't finish the question, and said decisively with a crooked mouth: "The woman ......"
"Uh......" Cao Ping looked at his crooked mouth in some surprise.
Crooked mouth, but very calm.
"I'll tell you the truth, Brother Cao...... In fact, I was a rich man before the end of the day, and I did make things difficult for my uncle in every way. His son died of illness, and I am also responsible for not lending him money in the first place. But ......"
"But...... I defected to him after the end of the day, and he did the same thing to make things difficult for me, you know? His favorite thing is to get me to my knees, and then it's just a bunch of people scolding me, what is ugly, and then he enjoys sitting and watching. ”
"Later, he probably didn't think it was interesting to retaliate against me, so he threw me to the outer safety zone of the second district, but fortunately he didn't die. But I'm to him, hehe...... If I had the chance, I would have killed him. ”
"Haha...... Unexpectedly, there was not much enmity, but the two were forced to a dead end. Otherwise, why do you think I would be so happy to betray my uncle in exchange for taking credit from you? ”
Cao Ping nodded, which really explained why he betrayed his uncle so happily with his crooked mouth in the first place. There is another reason for the relationship.
"That's right......" crooked his mouth smoked, looked at Cao Ping with a grin, and asked suspiciously: "Brother Cao, what do you mean?" Why ask this question all of a sudden? ”
Cao Ping looked up at the somewhat dizzy sky, and the surrounding high-rise buildings were like the walls of the well, binding himself to death.
He is like a frog at the bottom of a well.
Sighing, it seems that Cao Ping regrets being involved in this matter a little, why did he come up with this idea as soon as his brain was hot before? Is it stupid? Eventful?
Although he secretly scolded himself a few times, since it has happened, let the good people help him to the end.
Look back at the crooked mouth. "Behind me is Chu Xiaoran, Minister Chu, you know, right?"
Crooked grinning, "Of course, Brother Cao...... I heard from those women that you were honored and designated as your successor? How...... Does Brother Cao have any new instructions? I'm definitely going to ...... the soup."
Cao Ping smiled slightly and patted his crooked shoulder.
"Do you want to be the ...... of the district?" he said, giving a thumbs up.
Seeing Cao Ping's actions, he tilted his mouth and shook his body, "You mean ......"
Cao Ping nodded. "How about together? I'm in the second district, you're in the fourth district, and we're in charge of food and weapons. ”
Crooked mouth opened wide, looked at Cao Ping in surprise, that kind of dead staring, looked at it for a long time, and when he was sure that Cao Ping was not joking, the smile on his crooked face slowly faded.
Instead, there was shock, and finally the expression on his face was one of consternation.
"You...... You...... Brother Cao, you ...... Do you really dare to think about it...... You're not afraid...... Minister Chu knows about it...... you"
Cao Ping smiled, and said with a somewhat gloomy smile: "I'm afraid...... What are you afraid of...... This plan was given to me by Minister Chu. ”
"What? He...... He ......"
looked at Cao Ping undeniably, and said in surprise: "You mean that Minister Chu is really going to abdicate?" ”
Cao Ping shook his head, "It's as simple as you think." Then he followed the excuse that Chu Xiaoran had given him in advance and said to his crooked mouth: "You are wrong, although I am the first successor of Minister Chu, I am not the only one. He's an old fox......"
As he spoke, he took a puff on his cigarette and sorted out his thoughts for a while. "The condition he gave me was that if I wanted to be the head of a part of this second district, I had to get some power in the rest of the districts first. It can be political or military. ”
"However, I think it's just the position of the captain of the whole squad in other districts, although it can be regarded as the completion of Minister Chu's conditions, but there are people outside the people, I think there must be more people than me. So ......"
As he spoke, he glanced at his crooked mouth and continued, "So...... If you want to play, play big, I'll push you to the minister of the fourth district, and then we support each other. When I became the Minister of Security Zone 2, we had almost half of the say in this security. That Canterlot is going to be scared of me. ”
opened his mouth wide and looked at Cao Ping's crooked mouth in surprise, and looked at Cao Ping in disbelief. "You...... You...... You're waiting for me to take care of it......"
Cao Ping didn't care, smoking a cigarette and waiting for an answer from his crooked mouth.
Crooked mouth bowed his head in contemplation.
He was shocked at first, then surprised, then calm, albeit flustered.
He was also a person with an annual salary of one million before, and he was simply easy to cheat in the company.
Therefore, although Cao Ping's words surprised him, he was not as flustered as he appeared. even a little despised Cao Ping.