"That money, the old man touched Widow Liu yesterday and was blackmailed!" Lao Xiucai said with a look of annoyance, and as he spoke, he took his hand and sniffed it on his nose.

"I'm grass, you're almost a hundred years old, and you still want to do that!" I was so drunk that I took out three hundred yuan from my pocket and handed it to him, saying, "I don't have any money left, save some flowers, and don't have enough to ask me for it!" ”

Lao Xiucai took the money, his face froze, and he said cautiously: "I will definitely not live up to your entrustment." ”

I'm a little puzzled, just casually, why is Lao Xiucai so cautious? However, I didn't think much about it, so I walked out, planning to go to the town to buy some things to move the grave.

I took 2,000 yuan from my father, rented a motorcycle, went around the town for a long time, and finally got the things needed to move the grave, and went to the hospital again, asked about Guo Fatzi's situation, let him recuperate, and go to my house to carry the coffin in a few days, and ask Guo Fatzi to carry the coffin.

When he heard this, his face became very fast, and he said, "Who died?" ”

If it weren't for the fact that he was injured, I really wanted to kick a few feet, and said angrily: "Move the grave, there is a problem with my grandfather's grave, after choosing the auspicious day of the zodiac, you come over to help!" ”

He exhaled and readily agreed, and then, we chatted about Cheng Xiaocheng for a while, his tone was a little unhappy, "That green tea girl, insulted you like that back then, her life and death, you still care so much?" ”

"She's ruthless, I can't be unrighteous, not to mention that this is a human life, you go to our school tomorrow and inquire! Anyway, Cheng Xiaocheng is also my first love, and I don't want her to have an accident. "I spoke in a light tone.

"Brother Jiu, I really can't stand you, and I still have a love for that kind of green tea female watch." Guo Fatzi said with disdain, but he still promised to come down and go to the school tomorrow to investigate.

I shook my head and walked out of Guo Fatzi's ward, and happened to meet Zhang Yuanyuan walking towards the opposite side, I greeted me with a smile and said, "Little nurse, don't take my brother badly." ”

Without waiting for her to get mad, I 'whoosh' and ran away, a strange creature like a woman, I really can't afford to provoke it, thinking that there is a Joyce at home, I am a little confused, she stays at my house and doesn't leave, what does this mean?

After a walk around the town, Joyce seemed to like Huang Jiaju's songs, so I bought her a cassette tape of Huang Jiaju, and then rented a motorcycle and returned home with a large bag of things.

As soon as I entered the door, I threw my things into the room, and I saw my father, Joyce, and Lao Xiucai sitting together and chatting about something, and occasionally burst into a few laughs, which made me really unable to figure out how to laugh on such a heavy topic as moving graves.

When my father saw me come in, he pulled me to Lao Xiucai and said, "Jiu Yanzi, thank you Lao Xiucai quickly, he chose a good day for your grandfather, and also found a new cemetery for your grandfather. ”

"What do you mean?" I asked my father suspiciously.

"During the time you went to the town, Lao Xiucai has already chosen a good day and found a new grave!" Father said unhappily.

"Cao, Lao Xiucai, why don't you respect the rules of the earth immortals, I didn't give you a red envelope, nor did I invite you, so you mixed in without permission, so that you are not afraid of being punished?" I'm a little angry, in the line of the earth immortals, there is indeed such a rule, the main family must send an invitation, and then send a red envelope to open the market, the earth fairy can take over the job, can not choose the day for others, choose the cemetery, otherwise you will get retribution.

Of course, I am not angry for this reason, but because his turtle appearance shows a great murderer, which proves that he is not suitable for mixing in this matter, and now that he is involved, something will definitely happen, so that our family is really guilty.

"Nine guys, what did you say, how could the old man violate the rules, did you forget this?" Lao Xiucai took out three pieces of Grandpa Mao and raised them, saying, "This money is a red envelope you gave to the old man, and the old man can naturally look after the cemetery for your family." ”

"Grass, you borrowed it from me, how can it be considered a red envelope?" I yelled at Lao Xiucai.

"Have you forgotten what the old man said when he received the money? That's not a violation! Lao Xiucai smiled mysteriously, stopped talking, sat next to his father, took a sip of tea leisurely, and made a chirp sound in his mouth.

"What are you two talking about? Why can't I understand it? Joyce interjected.

"It's none of your business!" I was in a bad mood, so I took out Huang Jiaju's cassette tape from my pocket and threw it to her, saying, "Go and listen to the song, don't get involved in the things here." ”

She took the tape and was stunned suddenly, and she didn't know what nerves she had, she screamed, and said incoherently: "Ninth Master, is this what you gave me?" ”

I nodded, not in the mood to speak.

"Thank you so much!" She got up, walked over to me, kissed me on the cheek without making any more moves, and then, with a shy face, ran into my mother's room.

I'm a little stunned, a cassette of Huang Jiaju, as for it? It wasn't until many years later that I understood why she had such an initiative, every woman has an idol buried in the depths of her heart, and Joyce's idol is Huang Jiaju, which has never changed, she only listens to Huang Jiaju's songs, and a song can be listened to thousands of times, and she will not get tired at all.

Looking at the strange eyes of my father and Lao Xiucai, I smiled awkwardly and said, "She has convulsions, don't worry about it, let's continue the topic just now." ”

"The old man sees that you are very beautiful in your heart, and you still have the heart to mention the topic just now?" Lao Xiucai said with a smile.

On this issue, I didn't want to dwell too much, smiled bitterly, and said to Lao Xiucai: "You are always worried about the funeral after your death, I can understand this mood, we don't say secret words in front of the Ming people, I have always treated you as half a master, even if you don't get involved in this matter, I will take care of your funeral, why are you so sorry now?" ”

"Jiu Yanzi, you don't understand, the old man has his own plans, and if he lets others take care of his funeral for no reason, he will owe a debt, and he will have to pay it back in the next life, but it is better to take advantage of his death, but this debt, and live happily and freely in the next life." Lao Xiucai said indifferently.

"You... Eat the ancient! I yelled at Lao Xiucai again.

"Don't be angry first, the old man has also been thinking about it for a long time, as far as this grave relocation is concerned, as long as the earth immortal divination, no one will be willing to look at the cemetery for your grandfather. If you go into battle in person, there will be mistakes in etiquette, a careless, you will make a rush, once you make a rush, the grave is moved in vain, I am afraid that it will really make a life, the old man will send you a word of advice, this time the grave moves, you not only have to find a capable Taoist, but also find a good acquaintance, in the eight immortals should also be considered, considered and considered, the turtle will not be displayed randomly. Lao Xiucai said so many words in one breath, he seemed a little weak, and coughed several times in the middle.