I fell to the ground, and the beautiful driver of the car opened the door and got down, and shouted to me while recording a video with her mobile phone: "Eh! Hurry up! Did you hear that? Hurry up and get me up! If you don't get up again, I'm going to call the police! ”

Seeing that I didn't react, the beautiful woman stepped forward and said, "Eh! I'm talking about this brother! It's not good to be young! Big night of playing porcelain! My car is so far away, you fall here! You're lying like this and pretending to be dead! What do you mean! Out-of-body you? ”

The beautiful woman saw that I hadn't reacted yet, and kicked me: "Did you hear that!" Don't play me dead! I recorded it! ”

Her kick hurt me, and I woke up and looked at her with a confused expression. I thought to myself, "What's going on! I'm not dead! Right! I'm not dead! I just felt pain! I'm not dead! ”

When I looked, the car was about three or four meters away from me, and a tall and beautiful woman stood in front of me with a mobile phone, with a brutal expression. It turns out that I was scared and fainted just now!

I propped my head with my right elbow and palm, and looked at the beauty with my head held high: "I drank some wine!" I can't see anything when you turn on the lights so strong! The car crashed into me, and I was scared and fainted! ”

"Oh my god! What an excuse are you! Now it is popular to touch porcelain and use both drunkenness and photosynthesis! You're so good! I won't give you! I've already recorded the video! Let's just wait for the police to deal with it! ”

"It's not! I don't care if you ask for money! Look you're a beauty! …… But you can't ...... either."

Halfway through my words, the beauty rushed to say, "What's the beauty?" If you're not for the money, why ?...... You stinky rascal! It turns out that you touch porcelain to ...... I'll kill you stinky rascal! ”

“…… But you can't be unreasonable! I finished what she had interrupted, and she still misunderstood.

"You're a big man who specializes in finding beautiful women to touch porcelain at night, and doing that kind of dirty thing! Do you still have a point? Good thing I'm wearing long pants! I'm going to teach you a good lesson today, a stinky rascal! "Punch and kick me as he spoke.

"Huh! Wait! The gentleman doesn't move his hands! Don't mess around! "I rolled over and got ready to get up.

"Grandma has to do it today! I'm going to teach you a good lesson and let you know how I came to be a black belt in taekwondo! Let's see if you dare to touch porcelain in the future! Don't you dare to do that kind of dirty thing! As he spoke, he walked over and was about to beat me up.

"I'm talking about this woman! Misunderstanding! What a misunderstanding! I shouted innocently.

At this time, two nearby traffic policemen on motorcycles rushed to this side.

"What's going on with you? Is the injury serious? Is it called 120? A tall traffic policeman shouted.

"Not serious! If only you had come a little later! I'm going to be beaten up by her and screamed 120! I got up from the ground and said.

The traffic policeman in his forties said in Chongqing dialect: "What are you guys doing!" Are the two of them arguing? ”

"Comrade policeman! We're not two! It's this hooligan's big night who picks the car of a beautiful woman to touch porcelain, and he plots against him! I've caught you! If I hadn't practiced taekwondo! I'm probably going to be in the middle of it! The beauty also spoke Chongqing dialect to the traffic police.

The tall traffic policeman looked suspicious: "Is there such a thing?" Where are you singing? ”

"See for yourself! My car is over there, and someone else is scurrying out of there and falling on the ground over there! He was not injured! I can't tell he's touching the porcelain mark! Look at my dashcam and the video I took with my phone when I got out of the car! The beauty said as she opened her phone and showed it to the traffic police.

I also said in a southwestern official dialect: "Misunderstanding! What a misunderstanding! Comrade policeman! I drank some wine, took a taxi home, and just got off here! I just squatted on the side of the road and smoked a cigarette! Just as I was getting up to go home! The lights of her car are too strong! It's so shaky that I can't see anything clearly! I heard a strong sound of brakes, and I was scared out of the alcohol! So the beauty thinks I'm touching porcelain! ”

"You talk nonsense! Obviously, you just kept saying that I don't care if I want money, look at me as a beautiful woman......" The beauty blushed a little as she spoke.

"What a beauty! Why don't you continue? You didn't wait for me to finish your sentence before you came up and gave me a fat beating! I'm going to say, 'Look at you're a beauty, but you can't be unreasonable', and before I finished speaking, I was punched and kicked by you, which is really unreasonable! ”

"You're unreasonable! Stinky rascals! You're clearly quibbling! ”

"Alright! Don't be noisy! Said a short traffic policeman in his forties.

"Let's do a breathalyzer test first! See if there's a drunk driver? The tall traffic policeman said.

"What's the name of the beauty? Come here! Blow on it! The traffic policeman in his forties shouted to the beauty in Chongqing dialect.

"Xu Li!"

"Which li?"

"Jasmine's Li!"

Xu Li blew on the wine meter, but the wine meter did not react, she did not drink.

"What's your name? Come over here and blow it, too! The short traffic policeman said to me.

"Li Ming, eighteen sons Li, unforgettable Ming!"

I blew on it and the alcohol content was seriously exceeded.

Tall traffic policeman: "It seems to be a misunderstanding!" ”

"You young people are so interesting! The beautiful woman who didn't drink drove and scared the handsome guy who drank to the ground! One by one, they blushed and their necks were thick! Which one of you is driving drunk! After the forty-year-old policeman finished speaking in funny Chongqing dialect, the four of them couldn't help laughing.

"I drank and she drove the car! She drove me headlessly and scared me to the ground! After getting out of the car, you still did something to me! She should be counted as drunk driving! I also said humorously.

"Who did it to you? You still want to be beaten, don't you? As she spoke, she raised her little fist and pretended to beat me.

Tall traffic policeman: "Okay! Since there is nothing wrong with everyone, forget it! ”

"Huh! It can't be counted! It was not in accordance with the traffic rules for her to turn on the high beams in the city at night, which shook my eyes and scared me to faint! And not only did they not help me up and apologize! Give me a fat beating! That's it! How can that work! I said with some unacceptable disgrace.

"Then what do you want!" Xu Li looked at me with disdain!

"You have to apologize to me anyway!" I said with some trepidation.

"Yes! You can't turn on the high beam for a long time in the city at night! You should apologize to him! The tall traffic policeman said.

"That's fine! That's what I apologize! ”

Xu Li pretended to smile: "I'm sorry!" ”

"You apologize! I don't accept it! Not sincere enough! Do it all over again! "I deliberately made things difficult for Xu Li.

Xu Li endured and endured: and said with a pretended smile: "Mr. Li Ming! I'm so sorry! You have suffered because of my inappropriate behavior! Little girl, I apologize to you! Hope to get your forgiveness! ”

"That's it! Look at you with a little sincerity! I have a lot of adults! I won't bother with you! Hurry up and ride your little donkey! Don't let me meet you again! I'm out of luck today! ”

I took off my coat, dusted it off, and staggered down the alley. Xu Li made a punch and kick gesture at me, and the street lamp opposite reflected her punching and kicking shadows in the alley I was walking in.

She still muttered, "Let me meet you next time!" See if I don't beat you up! ”

I smiled and looked back: "Jasmine, right! You've really made me remember tonight! You're okay-looking! But so violent! It must be hard to get married! ”

"You have to take care of it! Believe it or not, I'll make you more memorable! ”

I looked at Xu Li's angry appearance, I threw my coat over my shoulders and sang, "What a beautiful jasmine!" What a beautiful jasmine! "Staggered into the alley.

Xu Li said to me: "Neurotic! He also turned around and drove away.

[End of Chapter]