Chapter 54: Little Tiger Tooth and Zombie Tooth
This lasted for a long time, until there was a chubby exclamation from his side, Gu Yang woke up like a dream, hurriedly pushed Zhu Yunze away, and wiped his still wet lips fiercely.
"Sister...... You guys...... Just kissed ...... It's been a long time. Chubby blinked with a pair of innocent eyes and asked innocently, "So long...... You can go to ...... Attend...... Guinness Book of Records, right? ”
Gu Yang's face suddenly burned like a fire, and even Zhu Yunze was a little embarrassed.
He patted Chubby's head and said, "Don't talk nonsense, children, if you encounter this situation in the future, you will obediently close your eyes, do you know?" Otherwise, the eyes will rot. Zhu Yunze was talking nonsense seriously.
Gu Yang on the side couldn't bear to look at it directly.
Poor Xiaopang, who didn't know that he had been deceived by his trusted brother, heard this, blindfolded himself, and the corners of his lips shrugged down: "That...... I just ...... After reading it, will it ...... Rotten eyes? ”
Zhu Yunze once again made up a blind face without changing his face: "No, after all, it is the first time, and I will give you a chance, but there can be no next time." ”
It was supposed to be comforting, but unexpectedly, Xiaopang put down his blindfolded hand, and suddenly tears flowed.
This can surprise Gu Yang and Zhu Yunze, the two of them looked at each other, not knowing why Xiaopang suddenly cried.
"Crying for what? The manly man bleeds without tears, has the fat forgotten? Zhu Yunze frowned and said.
"Woo...... Didn't forget ......," Chubby sobbed, "but...... But I ...... It's not ...... For the first time. Woowoowoo...... Chubby ...... See...... It's the second time...... In the bathroom. ”
Gu Yang & Zhu Yunze: "......"
The two looked at each other, inexplicably a little embarrassed.
Zhu Yunze coughed lightly and said, "Good, if you know that you can change your mistakes, I won't punish you." Don't worry, your eyes won't rot. ”
"Really?" Chubby rubbed his eyes, looking scared.
Gu Yang also said: "Of course, you are still a child, don't worry." ”
The two comforted for a while, and Xiaopang relieved his heart and stopped crying.
Zhu Yunze and Gu Yang breathed a sigh of relief, the ambiguous atmosphere just now had long since disappeared. Both of them have a feeling of being together with children......
This kind of old husband and wife model.
Gu Yang couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, and hurriedly stopped his nonsense.
She originally wanted to ask Zhu Yunze why he wanted to kiss her, but now that Xiaopang is here, if something amazing comes out, I'm afraid it will be even more embarrassing.
At this time, Zhu Yunze said: "Okay, Xiaopang is your birthday today, so I ordered a big cake for you." ”
"Really?!" When Xiaopang heard this, he immediately became excited, "Brother, let's go...... I...... Eat cake! ”
Zhu Yunze really ordered a big cake for Xiaopang, with five layers, each layer is carefully designed, and there are many mangoes and strawberries that Chubby likes to eat on it, which are beautiful and delicious.
Zhu Yunze specially booked a private room, and the three of them were happy in the box, and the atmosphere was very harmonious and had a lunch. After the meal, Zhu Yunze was in charge of cutting the cake.
Gu Yang and Xiaopang waited seriously on the side.
Suddenly, Xiaopang gently poked Gu Yang with his hand. Gu Yang turned his head and saw it, and asked silently with his eyes-what's wrong?
Xiaopang suddenly smiled mischievously, pointed to the cake, and then pointed to Zhu Yunze's face, and there was a bad smile hidden in his usually innocent eyes.
Gu Yang was stunned.
Before she could react, Chubby had already made a move.
He quickly grabbed a piece of cake and threw it on Zhu Yunze's face, the man's handsome and peerless face was suddenly covered by the cake, and some of the cakes were naughtily stained on his long eyelashes, trembling and trembling.
Zhu Yunze in this picture, where is there still a little bit of city grass?
Gu Yang couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.
Zhu Yunze was caught off guard by the sneak attack, and originally wanted to grab the naughty little fat and slap his buttocks, but when he turned his head, he saw Gu Yang's smile and immediately paused.
This is the first time Gu Yang has smiled so openly in front of outsiders.
In the past, in order to maintain the image of the cold flower, Gu Yang always had a noble and cold face. Even if Zhu Yunze later exposed a little bit of his true face, in order to create a good image in front of his sweetheart, even if Gu Yang smiled, he smiled reservedly, and he smiled without showing his teeth.
It's just that she just laughed for a while when she noticed that Zhu Yunze was staring at her steadily.
I don't know what I thought, Gu Yang immediately closed his mouth and just endured all the smiles. Although the face is very calm, no one knows that the iceberg beauty at this moment is shouting in her heart - it's over, it's over!
Sure enough, I saw that Zhu Yunze was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly smiled.
Gu Yang had a bad premonition in his heart......
As soon as I thought about it, I heard Zhu Yunze say: "It turns out that you still have two tiger teeth, no wonder when I say how to kiss, there is a sharp thing that pierces the tongue and hurts a little......"
Gu Yang's face turned red.
Yes, Gu Yang has tiger teeth, or two.
Actually, Gu Yang still likes to laugh very much, but the reason why she is reluctant to laugh is not only for the above reasons, but also the most important point!
That's her teeth!
If you ask Gu Yang what he is most dissatisfied with in his life, it must be his teeth. Think about it, as a goddess, but ...... But there are two small tiger teeth. As long as the two little tiger teeth are exposed, the image of the goddess is gone, but it still looks silly and cute.
So, you must not laugh out loud.
Otherwise, her image for so many years would have been ruined.
But today, maybe the atmosphere is too relaxed, Gu Yang couldn't hold back for a while, and he was so exposed, careless! At this moment, she regretted and wanted to take a piece of tofu and shoot herself to death.
But the little chubby who doesn't know how to read people's faces still comes up to join in the fun.
"Sister...... What the...... Is it a tiger tooth? Chubby tilted his head, looking puzzled, "Could it be ...... That's what I just ...... The ...... you show That fang? ”
Without waiting for Gu Yang to answer, he muttered to himself again, "Hmm...... How is that a tiger tooth? I think...... and inside the movie...... Zombie Teeth...... Looks like that, huh? ”
Chubby's eyes were full of confusion.
Gu Yang already wanted to cry. It turns out that the tiger tooth is not the worst, it turns out that she has lived with two zombie teeth for so many years?
Gu Dameiren's heart burst into tears.
Because he has always advocated natural beauty, Gu Yang has never disdained plastic surgery. But now she's shaken, or next time...... She's going to move her teeth, right?
Seeing that she hadn't spoken, Xiaopang couldn't help but say with some trepidation: "Sister...... You...... Angry? ”
“…… No, how could I be angry? Gu Yang pulled the corners of her mouth hard, telling herself that she didn't have to pay attention to it.
Chubby breathed a sigh of relief.
In order to break the current embarrassing situation, Gu Yang thought about it, suddenly learned to be fat, quickly grabbed a piece of cake and threw it at Zhu Yunze's face.
Unsuspectingly, the castle grass lord who was thrown all over his face: "......"
Why, it's always him who gets hurt every time?