I sat at the door, looking up at the night sky at a 45-degree angle, and Fan Xueqi sat next to me.

Long

I said, "You just saw it all?" ”

Fan Xueqi: "Hmm......"

Me: "Forget about it." ”

Fan Xueqi: "Good ......"

Go on, be silent.

Alas, I've never encountered such an embarrassing thing when I'm so big, I always feel that my face is hot, and I may have pretended to be a fake face.

This silence was not broken until Ai Tingting woke up.

"Hmm...... Why did I fall asleep all of a sudden? ”

Hearing Ai Tingting's voice behind me, a bead of sweat the size of a bean fell on my forehead, and after wiping it, I forgot to wake it up after making people dizzy...... But don't worry about such small details!

"What are you doing? Are you doing a door god? Ai Tingting walked over and asked, "By the way, Wu Shen, just before I fell asleep, what questions did you seem to ask Xue'er?" Did you stun me? The last time I was at school, I seemed to faint in your arms for some reason! ”

"None of this is important, I want to ask you a few important questions." I looked up at her, sincere and sincere: "Am I handsome?" ”

"......," Ai Tingting said, "Are you sick?" After a while, in order to take care of my self-esteem, she nodded reluctantly: "It's okay." ”

I ask the second important question: "Are you in love with me?" ”

"......" Ai Tingting already felt that I was very sick, she reached over and touched my forehead: "I don't have a fever, why do you ask that?" ”

I said sincerely, sincerely, "No fever, I'm serious." Ai Tingting, are you in love with me? ”

“…… No. ”

"Don't you have the slightest 'favorite'?"

"Friendship comes first, lovers are not enough." Ai Tingting raised an eyebrow at me and asked with a smile, "What?" When I asked you if you wanted to be my boyfriend the other day, you refused so much, and now you regret it? Want to chase me? ”

"Nope." I asked the third important question: "Is Zhang Xiaoping dead?" ”

Ai Tingting tilted her head, looked at me in wonder, and finally answered my question as a "seriously ill patient": "Who knows?" That scumbag changed schools without saying a word when I needed him the most, and I haven't heard from him since, who knows where he went? ”

Me: "When you were in high school, was there a woman who was crazy about you?" ”

Ai Tingting "cut" and turned her head to look at Fan Xueqi: "After this guy knocked me out, Xue'er, did you teach him a hard lesson with taekwondo?" Kicked him in the head? ”

Fan Xueqi shook his head.

"Nope." Ai Tingting replied to me, "Although I don't like men now, it doesn't mean that I'm a crooked, thank you!" ”

So......

For Mao to bite me?

Ai Tingting didn't fall in love with me, let's be ordinary friends at most, aren't dead insects attached to Ai Tingting? What does Ai Tingting think, isn't it clear? So why bite me?

Didn't I burn incense last month and ask Master for blessings? Why was I just a customer service professional being dragged in, and inexplicably treated as an enemy (or "love enemy") by a dead bug?

Luckily, the dead worm is a good ghost and doesn't know how to do evil, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to finish my pee......

Alas!

Suddenly I felt so wronged, and I was targeted by a ghost for some reason!

"Wu Shen, are you done asking? When you're done, I'm going to ask you, right? Ai Tingting stuck her waist and raised her eyebrows upside down and asked, "Why did you stun me!?" ”

"Nope!" I immediately opened my eyes and said nonsense: "It was you who fainted out of nowhere." Isn't it, Xueqi? ”

I poked Fan Xueqi, and Fan Xueqi immediately came to her senses, and also opened her eyes and said nonsense: "Uh...... Right! That's right! You fainted by yourself, regardless of Uncle Xiao's business! ”

Ai Tingting: "Little uncle? ”

Fan Xueqi was stunned, not knowing how to answer, so I had to open my mouth to relieve the siege: "It's 'uncle'." I'm this girl's uncle. ”

"Uncle?" Ai Tingting looked at me strangely, "You don't seem to be a few years older than Xue'er, right?" ”

I said, "What's so strange about that?" Some of them have nephews who are more than ten years older than themselves. If there are many relatives, the generations will be a bit messy. Right, Cher? ”

"Uh-huh!" Fan Xueqi nodded hurriedly.

"You two weird ......" Ai Tingting looked at the two of us with a face full of pity, she had always misunderstood the relationship between me and Fan Xueqi in the past, even when she was back and forth during this time, she also made fun of my relationship with Fan Xueqi, and now I put such a "kinship" on the two of us, Ai Tingting's misunderstanding was solved, but her face was full of pity, as if it was a pity that our "pair" could not come true.

But Fan Xueqi and I are really not what she thinks.

"Forget it, the tattoo machine is also broken, let's go back." Ai Tingting reluctantly pulled Fan Xueqi up, and the two of them prepared to go back.

Before they left, I couldn't help but explain: "Ai Tingting, in the next 10 days, you don't have to look for me, and after 10 days, I will go to you in person." ”

Ai Tingting turned around and looked at me in wonder: "Wu Shen, what's wrong with you today?" What's weird? Why do you think I'm going to come to you in the next 10 days? Also, why did you come to me 10 days later? Is there something wrong? ”

"You really don't want to come to me for the next 10 days." I raised my injured finger and said in despair, "Now I will be unlucky when I see you once, and the next time I see you, it will be my head that will be bitten off!" So, don't come to me! ”

Ai Tingting's face changed, and she said a little angrily: "What are you kidding?" Sugar Baby isn't that worm! It's just...... It's just that I was naughty and accidentally bit you, so I didn't have a heart! Why do you care so much about an adult and a baby less than three months old? ”

I shook my injured hand weakly: "Whether it has a heart or not, anyway, the next time I meet you again, my fate will be worse than this." ”

Ai Tingting: "......"

"Take good care of Tingting, don't have an accident." I whispered to Fan Xueqi.

Fan Xueqi nodded: "Hmm." ”

After explaining clearly, I waved goodbye to the two girls, and turned to go back to the store.

"Neurotic!" Ai Tingting cursed depressedly behind my back, but there was already a little more unconfidence in her voice, and the current strong support scene was just self-deception.

As soon as I lay down in the chaise longue, I didn't want to get up again.

Dead bugs.

It doesn't matter what the hell you are, there are still 10 days left, and once the 10th is over, no matter what you're thinking, I'll find you out.

Yes, as soon as the 10th is over, I will find you out.

As long as 10 days......

As long as......

Fuck your uncle!

The next day, I showed up in the classroom of the foreign language department of NN University again, well, that's right, it was Ai Tingting and Fan Xueqi's college!

Dead bugs, you dare to bite me, and trick me when I go to the toilet, hehe, do you think you can forget it like this?!

Beautiful you!

I rarely dress up, but today I specially took out the casual suit at the bottom of the box, and my hairstyle was specially reshaped, and after making sure that I looked like a noble Sven scum in the mirror, I put on my sunglasses and went out cool and stylish.

As soon as I saw Ai Tingting in the classroom, I immediately handed her the bouquet of 99 red roses I ordered, and gazed at her gentlemanly and affectionately: "I'll give it to you." ”

She opened her mouth wide and looked at me blankly for a long time, and finally, as soon as she turned around, she stuffed the bouquet of roses in her hand into Fan Xueqi's hand: "Give it to you." ”

Don't accept my flowers?

I raised my eyebrows and glanced at Fan Xueqi.

This girl is now very perceptive, and she immediately understood what I meant with just one look from me, and quickly stuffed the roses back into Ai Tingting's hand: "Tingting, don't pretend to be stupid, I'm a little ...... Uncle bought flowers for you. I still have something to do, I'll go first! ”

Then, her "something" is to run from the seat in the penultimate row to the first row in front of her.

Ai Tingting was stupid.

I smiled charmingly at her.

Fusheng said that as long as I want, even female ghosts will be fascinated by me. So I'm still pretty confident in my charisma.

However, Ai Tingting swallowed her saliva: "Wu Shen, what's wrong with you today?" That's a lot of flowers...... Spent a lot of money, right? ”

As she spoke, she silently shoved the roses back......