Chapter 32: Tell a joke
Mu Yunxi saw that this beef soup was very tempting, so he took a bowl, scooped a mouthful and put it in his mouth, and couldn't help but praise: "It's really good, I don't seem to have tasted this delicacy before." ”
Shangguan Yuchen watched her taste the beef soup in the bowl with relish, as if he didn't notice his observation at all, his demeanor was casual and generous, and his clear eyes naturally couldn't find the slightest trace of pretentiousness, his eyes changed slightly, and then he said with interest: "I'll tell you a joke!" ”
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That year in the Chenwang Mansion in Yun'an City, although Shangguan Yuchen and Feng Ning had different identities, they always ate together in the study because of their similar feelings and righteousness, and they laughed a lot.
One day for lunch, there was a very delicious beef soup in the meal, and Feng Ning was also sitting next to Shangguan Yuchen at that time, facing this dish, but he refused to spoon it.
In the end, Shangguan Yuchen personally scooped a bowl for her, and said gently: "This is very delicious, you can taste it." ”
Feng Ning didn't move, thought about it, but said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Brother Chen, last night, I had a dream. ”
"What dream?" Shangguan Yuchen asked casually.
Feng Ning said slowly: "There is a cow that stands in the wind and says to me from afar that you want to go to hell or heaven when you die? I replied that of course I wanted to go to heaven. Then he smiled mysteriously and continued: "The cow sighed, and then asked me, do you know why I am standing in this big wind and talking to you?" I shook my head and said I didn't know. ”
Saying that, Feng Ning sold a pass, raised his eyebrows and said, "Brother Chen, do you know why?" ”
Shangguan Yuchen asked with some curiosity, "Why?" ”
Feng Ning said slowly: "The cow said to me again, I have worked hard all my life, but everything I can do is plowing the ground, and the ground has been dug by me for eighteen layers, I want to go to the sky, without this huge wind, I can't blow it." ”
"Bragging." Shangguan Yuchen smiled.
Feng Ning didn't laugh, and pouted, "It can tell the truth." Then he glanced at the beef soup and said, "It's so hard for a lifetime, but in the end it has to go to other people's stomachs, if it weren't for the strong wind, wouldn't it be difficult to go to hell?" ”
Shangguan Yuchen glanced at her and said, "Then it will go up to heaven and earth with the people who eat it." ”
Feng Ning smiled clearly and said, "I neither go to heaven nor enter the earth, I want to be free in this world." After a pause, he said to Shangguan Yuchen quite seriously: "So, I decided not to eat this." ”
Shangguan Yuchen shook his head speechlessly, and said with a smile: "You can make sense without eating beef, I really convince you!" ”
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After listening to Shangguan Yuchen's joke, Mu Yunxi pushed away the beef soup and said with an angry face: "You wind boy, don't you just eat a bowl of beef soup?" Why curse me to heaven and earth? ”
"......" Shangguan Yuchen was stunned.
Mu Yunxi stood up, crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at him with the other, and said, "I knew that your kid had bad intentions, deceived me first, and cursed me later, how could you really be so reasonable!" I'm not done with you! With that, Feng quickly pushed the door open and ran out.
Shangguan Yuchen hurriedly followed, "I, I didn't mean that." ”
However, Mu Yunxi did not go back to the basement.
What Shangguan Yuchen didn't know was that Mu Yunxi was not angry, but when he saw him telling jokes, he was stunned for a moment, and he was drunk for a moment, so he wanted to run away.
He smiled bitterly: "This joke is told like this, it is really a strange story for the ages. ”