"Little brother, come and save me, I'm dying!" Calling Su Yue every day.

"Big brother, it's coming soon." Su Yue stepped forward to help Brother Ritian, Brother Ritian didn't even say thank you, and rushed directly to the two boxes.

As soon as Su Yue came to his side, before he could make a move, he saw the contents of the box disappear quickly.

Elementary school students' search box: pick up what you see, whether it's useful or not, pick it up first!

At this time, Brother Ritian suddenly saw a grenade in the box, and immediately beckoned to Su Yue in a serious voice, "Little brother, come here, see that when you performed well just now, the eldest brother will show you the skill of throwing thunder with one hand." ”

As he spoke, he grabbed the grenade and pulled the bolt, "My cousin told me that after pulling the bolt, it will take a few seconds to detonate the grenade, so that it can explode as soon as possible." ”

"Then you can demonstrate." Su Yue quietly retreated a few meters away.

"Hehe, look at it! I only teach once! Start by counting down to five...... 5，4，3…… By the way, how long does it take for a grenade to detonate? ”

"Ten seconds." Su Yue replied expressionlessly.

"Then I'll count again, 10, 9...... Boom!!! Before he could finish speaking, the grenade exploded directly in his hand.

[Player 'My name is Hao Hao to Ritian' uses a fragmentation grenade to blow down the player 'My name is Hao Hao to Ritian']

The barrage in the live broadcast room, at this time, they were all laughing and about to hold back their internal injuries.

"Anchor, you're so bad...... He's just a kid! ”

Su Yue said seriously, "I'm helping him quit Internet addiction, so that the country will have one more pillar in the future." ”

Barrage: "......"

The call of the primary school student came again in the voice, "Little brother, save me, I'm down ......"

Su Yue ran directly to the two boxes, and searched for respect first.

"You save me first!"

"I'll check the backpack for my eldest brother first to see if there are any extra things that my eldest brother doesn't need." Su Yue said as he silently put the quadruple mirror, first aid kit, large and small medicines and bullets into his backpack.

There were still some 9mm bullets, submachine guns, pistol accessories or something left, so Su Yue got up slowly and walked to the side of the elementary school student.

As soon as he was helped up, he saw that the elementary school student was frozen in place, motionless.

It looks like it's stuck.

And there was a conversation coming from the elementary school end.

"Haohao, have you finished your homework?"

"Do...... That's it! ”

"Oh? Then take it out and let my sister check it. ”

"I ...... Wait a minute, I'm afraid that I will lose my homework, so I hid it in a box under the bed, I'll look for it first, wait for me for half an hour! "The schoolboy made a lame excuse.

Subsequently, his game character is resurrected and finally moves.

"Little brother...... No, big brother, can you teach me to do my homework? My sister is going to check in half an hour! ”

"Do your homework, do it yourself."

"But I won't, it's too difficult, big brother, please." The elementary school student had long since lost the domineering attitude just now, but begged, "Big brother, do you have a girlfriend?" I can give you my sister's contact information. ”

Su Yue's expression was indifferent.

"It's really not good, I'll charge you three months of Supreme Buckle Yellow Diamond!!" Brother Ritian was in a hurry.

Su Yue's heart suddenly moved, and then asked, "Then let me ask you, what are you doing your homework for?" ”

"In order to hurry up, then you can play the game casually!" Ritian replied quickly.

"Yes, just say this to you, you homework, I'll teach you how to write." Su Yue said seriously.

At this time, the barrage floated past a row of question marks.

“？？？”

"Why did the anchor teach him? Let him do his own homework! ”

"That's it, this kind of elementary school student, how good it is to drive him to do his homework, so that he won't come to trick people next time."

"Everyone, calm down first, I just saw the anchor smile evilly! Things can change! ”

"Evil charm, your mother, the anchor is wearing a face towel, how did you see him smiling evilly?"

In the midst of many barrage condemnations, Ritian has already taken out the comprehensive test paper and read the first question.

"This is a math problem, Li Lei has 32 rock candy in his pocket, 28 marshmallows, 13 lollipops, today Li Lei ate 28 rock candy, 12 marshmallows, 9 lollipops, what else does Li Lei have now?"

Su Yue: "I have diabetes. ”

Barrage: "......"

"Oooh! But isn't that a math problem? Ritian nodded, and realized that something was wrong.

"Silly boy, this is your math teacher helping you preview the biology textbook in advance." Su Yue explained with a pleasant face.

"I see!" After writing down the answer every day, he read the second question, "The next thing is to make sentences, and if you want to make sentences one after another, what should I do?" ”

Su Yue: "You write like this: 'After work, my dad came home one after another. ’”

Barrage: "Is your mother a bulldozer?" ”

Ritian: "It's done!" The next question, use and ...... Again...... Again...... Again, form a sentence. ”

Su Yue: "You write like this: 'My mother is tall, fat, short and thin. ’”

Barrage: "Did your dad marry a Transformer?" ”

……

……

Ritian: "Okay, this is the last question, it's composition, I hate writing the most about writing." ”

Su Yue: "It's okay, I'll write it for you, and your sister will guarantee that she will reward you with a big red flower after checking it later." ”

"Really? I don't want any big red flowers, as long as my sister doesn't interfere with me playing games. Oh yes, the title of this essay is "A Day in My Family."

"Tell me about your parents and sister's occupation, I'll help you think about it."

"Okay! My dad is an architect, my mom is a salesperson, and my sister is a fashion designer. ”

No wonder this elementary school student can afford to buy a helmet, and the family's income is probably not low.

At this time, the barrage is all brushing the 'belly black madness'

At first, they thought that Su Yue was going to teach primary school students how to write homework, but who knew that Su Yue was permanently helping primary school students get rid of Internet addiction.

It's not hard to imagine how wonderful his sister's expression would be when she checked her homework.

At this time, I heard Su Yue clear his throat and speak slowly.

"I have my parents, my sister and me, and every morning the four of us go our separate ways, go our separate ways, and end up together in the evening."

"Dad was an architect and was on the construction site every day; Mom is a salesperson, and she doesn't refuse anyone who comes to the counter every day; My sister is a costume designer who adds snakes to her clothes every day; I'm a student, and I'm stuck in the classroom every day. The four members of our family smell the same, and the family is harmonious. ”

"But when my grades were not good, my father also in the same room, and beat me cruelly; My mother stood by and watched, never saw righteousness and bravery, and sometimes even helped to abuse, and my sister was even more comfortable and applauded. ”

"After my test results came down, I scored less than 80 points in women's singles, below 70 points in men's singles, and below 60 points in mixed doubles. This is my home: a vibrant home! I love my home! ”

"Okay, you write it like this." Su Yue recited the whole essay with emotion, and Brother Ritian, as a scumbag, admired the five-body throw, "Damn, big brother, you are too strong!" With so many idioms, I'm afraid I'll be praised by the whole class when I go back to school. ”

"You'll be the first to be praised by your sister later." Su Yue said with a smile.

At this time, there was already a barrage that couldn't hold back.

"Poofha...... I wiped the water on the screen first, and my mother couldn't help but squirt it out. ”

"Full Score Essay ......"

"I'm from Tsinghua University, and I can't even use the idiom of anchor to myself! This family is made of iron, and the children are made of iron, and it is really a vibrant family. ”

"The anchor is simply e-sports Yang Yongxin!"

"I can't imagine what kind of storm this schoolboy is going to face."

"I feel like that elementary school student won't be able to play chicken for a long time......"

"Don't, the anchor is thinking about the academics of primary school students, not a teacher but deeply concerned about the education of the next generation, and the spirit of the anchor is worth learning from all of us."

"I learned the new way to teach my cousin to do his homework!"

……

"Sister! Look, I didn't lie to you, I'm done with my homework! From the other end of the team's voice, Brother Ritian's voice was full of joy.

After thirty seconds of silence, the other party erupted into a roar like a huge wave.

"Zhang Haohao, you !! for my mother?"

Immediately afterwards, a prompt popped up on Su Yue's side.

[Your teammate 'My name is Hao Hao to Ritian' has been disconnected halfway through.] 】

Looking at this prompt, Su Yue smiled with relief.

He seemed to feel that the red scarf, which had been lost for many years, was even more vivid at this time.

"Don't thank me, my name is Lei Feng." Su Yue said silently.