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"I know how to do it, but I don't hunt ghosts." I say.

Brother Song asked angrily, "Why?" ”

"Because I don't work part-time."

The most important thing is that there are other ghost hunters in our city, and if I don't say hello and go ghost hunting, people will think that I am going to rob him of his job!

However, since they are acquaintances......

"Tell me, what's the trouble you're in? As long as it's not too complicated, I can consider helping. I said.

Only then did Brother Song calm down his anger and sit down opposite me.

He took a sip of tea to suppress his shock before telling me his story: "After I came back from the hospital, I seemed to be haunted by a female ghost!" ”

"Female ghosts?" I was surprised: "Isn't it beautiful?" ”

"You!" He was angry: "What do you care about if the female ghost is not beautiful!?" ”

I snorted, "What?" Can't ghost hunters have their own 'pursuits'? I'm sure I'll take it if the female ghost is beautiful, and if it's too ugly, and you force me to catch ghosts, isn't that disgusting? Besides, my main profession is not a ghost hunter! ”

"That'...... That's beautiful! It's beautiful! He said as if he had eaten a fly!

As soon as I saw his expression, I knew that the female ghost was different from what he said, so I deliberately said, "Since it's beautiful, then you can do it yourself, can't you?" Why let someone else do it? Right? ”

After speaking, I glanced at him, and a man understood what I meant.

Brother Song understood, so his face sank.

I chuckled and said, "Don't tease you, since you call me 'brother-in-law', then I should help you." Tell me, what the hell did you recruit in the hospital? ”

After listening to my words, Brother Song's face became strange, he looked at me complicatedly, and quickly returned to normal.

I thought he reacted a little strangely, but I didn't take it personally.

The hospital is a place where the yin qi is extremely heavy, and it is normal for healthy people to go around and take a ghost to walk, but there is usually a black and white impermanent management order in the hospital, so this rarely happens.

If it really happened, it can only be said that Song Xiaodi is too unlucky.

But this "ghost" of his is a bit weird.

Generally speaking, ghosts will always be wrapped around people's bodies, but from Song Xiaodi to the present, I have never seen a trace of ghosts in the corners of his body, that is to say, this "ghost" is not entangled in him, it is more likely that it is entangled in a certain object, Song Xiaodi brought that thing back to school, so the ghost followed.

I asked him, "Did you pick up anything when you were in the hospital and bring it back to school?" ”

"Nope." Brother Song replied categorically.

It's strange, if you don't find something in the hospital, how can you get haunted? Could it be that this ghost didn't follow him back from the hospital, but that Brother Song misunderstood?

I asked, "So, where did you meet the ghost?" ”

"Bedside!"

"In the dormitory, that means?" If it's a dormitory, it's the Earth Bound Spirit, according to the general script, which bed the Earth Bound Spirit appears next to, it means that "he" is the original owner of that bed, so when the living person sleeps on this bed, the Earth Bound Spirit will feel that you occupy "his" bed, and "he" is unhappy, so it will scare you to death.

Uh, that's not right, Brother Song said that it was a "female ghost".

How can a female ghost appear in a boys' dormitory?

"Your boys' dormitory, can girls enter casually?" I asked, surprised.

"Yes, but very few girls do, right?" Brother Song asked curiously, "Why are you asking this?" We're talking about female ghosts! ”

I said, "I've got to figure out how the female ghost got into the boys' dormitory, right?" I've got to figure out how a girl died in your boys' dorm, right? ”

Brother Song frowned and said, "Do you think that the female ghost is someone who died in our dormitory a long time ago, so the ghost will not disappear after becoming a ghost?" Impossible, I've checked it these days, and we don't have this history in our dormitory! ”

"Did you bring back something outside that didn't belong to you?"

"Nope!"

"So categorically? Aren't you going to think about getting back to me? I asked, puzzled.

Brother Song was haunted by ghosts, and he had already accumulated a bunch of negative emotions, and after being asked by me repeatedly, he became irritable, and he used to call me "brother-in-law", but now he directly called his name: "Wu Shen!" I'm here to ask for your help, not to ask you these questions! That female ghost pestered me in the hospital, otherwise why did she never show up before, and she just came out when we came back from the hospital? So she must have come with her from the hospital! ”

"Good, good." I comforted him with a kind voice: "You say yes, that's it!" Tell me, what's wrong with that female ghost? ”

In fact, from the surface of Brother Song, I have already seen that it is not a powerful female ghost, if it is really powerful, how can he sit in front of me in a good manner?

His expression was serious, just a mediocre self-nuisance.

"Actually...... Actually, she didn't do anything, just stood at the head of my bed all the time. Brother Song said.

"That's all??"

Uppercase bold disappointment!

Brother Song felt my contempt, blushed, and said, "Isn't this enough?" It's scary to have a female ghost standing at the head of the bed all the time! When you wake up, you see a female ghost standing at the head of the bed, aren't you afraid? ”

I wondered, "What's there to be afraid of?" She doesn't do anything else, you just sleep with yours. ”

The corners of Brother Song's mouth twitched!

Well, I may be the only one who can sleep under the gaze of a female ghost, and I have to look at the problem from his point of view, cough cough.

I comforted him: "Okay, I don't think your state is very bad, the female ghost who entangles you doesn't seem to be a powerful ghost, she looks at her, you sleep with yours, it's okay!" I'll draw you a talisman later, and the next time you see her, you can just run her away, there's no need to be afraid of her. ”

"In addition to this, she also ......" Song Xiaodi wanted to speak and stopped, hesitated for a long time, and then said shamefully: "She also made me have some very strange dreams!" ”

"Oh!!" I finally heard the fierce news from the melon eating masses! I excitedly asked, "What dream?" ”

Little Brother Song was very ashamed, gritted his teeth, and said hesitantly for a long time: "What dream you say is what kind of dream it is!" ”

I laughed, slapped his thigh hard, and squeezed my eyebrows to hint at him: "It's okay, this 'dream' is very cool, if you feel comfortable, just lie down and enjoy it." Do you think all men can meet this kind of glamorous blessing? Can you meet, it's not enough for you to blow for a lifetime? ”

Little Brother Song's face turned red, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "I didn't expect you to be such a person!" ”

I laughed, "I've always been that kind of person!" ”

But I saw that his face was a little strange, and he didn't accept my joke, but was even more displeased, and I always felt that things were not as simple as he said.

So I asked him, "Is that female ghost too ugly?" ”

"Also...... Neither is it. ”

"Does she like to play 'exciting'?"

"It's not ...... either"

"Isn't she good enough in bed?"

"Not either!" Little Brother Song was still ashamed just now, and he couldn't bear it anymore at this moment!

I was puzzled: "Then what are you dissatisfied with?" ”

"I ......" Brother Song lowered his head, and after thinking depressedly for a while, he said sullenly: "Anyway, don't ask so much, you just help me catch her." I'm going crazy with her! ”

I said, "You don't need me to do anything about it, but if you don't feel comfortable with her, you can just reject her in your dreams." As soon as a ghost of this level is rejected, she will automatically disappear in front of you and will never haunt you again. ”

"No! You've got to help me catch her! Brother Song said strongly.

I wondered, "Just drive away, why catch it, it's too troublesome to catch it." ”

"No, you have to catch her!"

"Why?"

She ...... "Little Brother Song became distracted again, as if he wanted to say something, but he couldn't say it, I couldn't figure him out a little." He finally said to me in a very vague manner: "Anyway, you can come to my dormitory tonight and catch her." ”

This is the fourth time he has asked me to "hunt ghosts", and it seems that it is not a joke, I sighed: "Okay, for the sake of you calling me 'brother-in-law', I will go back to the dormitory with you to hunt ghosts." ”

I don't know if I looked away, but when Brother Song heard me mention the word "brother-in-law", he once again had the same subtle expression as before......