When I was in the police station......

Left is exactly like this: "......"

I'm like this: "......"

When he led me back to the tattoo parlor, it was like this......

Left: "......"

Me: "......"

I estimate that with me, he will not be promoted in his life.

Because of him, I was originally just a nobody in the market, but now I have become a celebrity in the police station, who doesn't know, they often receive letters of thanks from the masses, newspapers four or five times a month, and countless cases have been solved Captain Zuo Zhengzuo has not been promoted in the past three years, all because of his younger brother me - Captain Zuo always takes time to come to the police station to escort me out, and I can almost treat the police station as a third home.

The first home is a tattoo parlor, the second home is Zuo Zheng's house, and the third is a police station......

Alas!

When he entered the tattoo parlor, Zuo Zheng asked with a wooden face, "Where is the medicine box?" ”

I pointed.

He went to fetch the medicine box: "Take off your clothes." ”

I took off my clothes, turned around, and left my back to him - this time I was beaten with a stuffy stick in the back, and Zuo Zheng came and just happened to drug my back.

"Yo, I thought that Boss Wu was at least beaten and injured, but this time it looks fine." Zuo Zheng said while giving me medicine.

I asked, "How many sticks?" ”

"I count...... Four sticks! ”

plus the stick on the back of the head that was blocked by hair, a total of 5 sticks.

MMP, dead ghost, if you knock me a few sticks today, I'll pay you back tomorrow!

Syllable!

I haven't thought about it yet, I was slapped on the back of the head by Zuo Zheng, so coincidentally, I slapped it on the bulge, and it hurt so much that my tears immediately flew out, he meowed, died Zuo Zheng, don't because my hair is black and thick, you will ignore this "injury" for me!

I'm crying!

"Still thinking about revenge? It's a bunch of students, what are you competing with a bunch of students? I'm telling you, you're not allowed to ask students for revenge, you know? If you let me go to the police station to get your ...... in the next two days."

Syllable!

I fell to the ground, vomiting blood and dying!

Brother, there's a bulge on the back of my head! Bulge! You took it once and came a second time! （tat）

"What's wrong? What are you pretending to be dead? If you're so brittle, you've already been down, where can you still be alive and kicking here? "Zuo Zheng pulled me up.

I looked at him without love, took his hand, let him touch the bulge behind me, and finally managed to see his Captain Zuo's face turn from red to blue, now you know why I fell to the ground, right?

"Ah Zheng, help me check my injuries, aren't you the captain of the criminal police? You can tell what kind of person this is beating, right? I said.

Zuo Zheng said while applying the medicine: "Do you still need to ask?" Isn't it just a bunch of students? Why, do you want me to help you find out who beat you in the back, and then go to someone else to take revenge? I'm telling you, don't get into trouble for these two days! Otherwise, I'll let you spend the night in the police station and never let you out again!" ”

"I, I promise that I will never retaliate against the student, I just want to test your criminal investigation ability and see if you can infer that person's height, weight, age and gender from my wounds? This little thing should be a small thing for your criminal police captain, right? I asked.

Zuo Zhenghu was suspicious: "You really won't find someone to retaliate back?" ”

I nodded: "Absolutely not!" If I enter the game again, you let me spend the night there, okay? ”

"Okay." Zuo Zheng sighed and began to measure the scar on my back with his fingers, and quickly measured it: "Judging from your scars, it seems that they were all injured by the same person, if it is not the same person, it should be a person of about the same height and weight." But you're fighting in a group, how could it be the same person who hurt you? ”

It is indeed a "person", except for "ta", how can a person be close to me?

I asked, "Height, weight, age, gender?" ”

Zuo Zheng said: "I am short in stature, I should be less than one meter seven, weigh about one hundred and twenty pounds, and my strength is on the small side, and I am definitely not a normal adult man, so I am either a woman or a minor...... Hey, you're still fighting with minors! ”

I touched my neck and said, ", it's all other people who beat me, not me!" ”

"Anyway, you're not allowed to fight with students anymore, you know?" Zuo Zheng said with concern.

"Hmmm......"

Really, isn't it just a bunch of little kids who got amnesty under the title of "student"? They are about the same age as me, but with the word "student" to escort me, I am the one who is the most heinous person!

The strength is on the small side, is it ...... minors?

What does it have to do with Ai Tingting?

And most importantly...... it! What does it have to do with me?!

*

The next day, as soon as the morning dawned, I went to NN University in a menacing manner!

Usually I am a good-tempered person, but I Wu Shen hates the most kind of person in my life, that is, ungrateful people!

Although I don't usually have any great kindness to those ghosts, but when "they" were here, I didn't treat them badly, so this can be regarded as "taking care", right? But for some reason, he hit me five times!

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

I walked straight outside Ai Tingting's classroom and called her out.

"Wu Shen? What are you doing here? Ai Tingting was very surprised to see me.

I didn't think about it, so I grabbed her hand and pulled her to the corner of the stairs.

"Wu Shen, ...... you looking for me"

Before Ai Tingting's words were finished, I waved my hand and ordered her to sleep, and as soon as she rolled her eyes, she fell softly into my arms.

I pulled up her sleeve and showed her tattoo, and the worm had eaten almost the leaves, and it had grown to six laps, but in only ten hours, it had grown to eight laps! It's really fast enough to eat and grow fast enough, and at first glance, it doesn't look like a worm at all, but like a snake!

"Come out!" The tattoo of the insect was so lifelike that even I thought it was real, and I couldn't help but reach out and pinch the seven inches of the insect, trying to pinch it out!

But......

That's a flat pattern, a three-dimensional animal!

I only pinched Ai Tingting's skin, and I didn't catch that damn bug at all!

I tried to catch it several times, but it was unsuccessful, I had no choice but to give up, but my anger could not stop there, I pointed to the tattoo, and said angrily: "Don't let me find out who you are, otherwise you will be good-looking!" Also, according to the contract between you and me, you only have 15 days left, and no matter what the relationship between you and Ai Tingting is, I will definitely take you back! Don't give me nostalgia! I'm just stabbing souls to let you end the regrets of your past life, not to make you feel more nostalgic for this world! What regrets do you still have, you'd better take advantage of these 15 days to solve, if you miss this opportunity, you won't have the next chance! I'll be sure to pick you up in 15 days! ”

The insect was like a child who had done something wrong, curling up its body slightly, and what it protected in the middle was the scar that almost killed Ai Tingting!

Ungrateful guys.

I put down Ai Tingting's hand and helped her smooth her sleeves, which made her sober up.

"Huh? How did I fall asleep? Ai Tingting woke up a little confused.

I had changed my usual expression and said to Ai Tingting, "Maybe it's low blood sugar." ”

", I'm in good health, how can I faint with low blood sugar? You're the hell, right? You're weird. By the way, what are you looking for from me? Ai Tingting asked.

I blinked, pretending to be innocent: "It's okay." ”

"......" the corners of her mouth twitched, and when I was about to go back, she grabbed me: "You're here anyway, by the way, do me a favor." ”

"What's wrong?"

She looked around, took advantage of the hand that no one was paying attention to, secretly pulled up her sleeve, showed me the tattoo, lowered her voice, and said distressedly: "Sugar Bao is getting louder and louder now, the sound of eating is getting louder and louder, I am in class, and the classmates next to me can hear it." What do you say? ”

"Voice?" I'm a little surprised, isn't this a tattoo eating a tattoo? That's two flat patterns, how can they still make a sound?

I asked, "What kind of sound is it?" ”

"Sand ...... Sha ......" Ai Tingting simulated the sound of insects eating leaves, and asked me sadly: "Wu Shen, what do you say to do?" ”