Chapter 310: Devil's Food
"Holy! Your uncle's, there is ...... Yes...... It's kind of scary! The pony swallowed, his Adam's apple moving, and his eyes looked at the man's position...... This isn't where he just sat down!
Suddenly, he felt his little ass, as if he was being stared at by a poisonous snake.
"Pony, go get all the lime in the cart and sprinkle it there!" Captain Chen spat out a thick puff of white smoke from his mouth.
Although he didn't believe in these things, the old captain's lifelong repentance and regret was that he didn't sprinkle lime because of an accident.
Chen ...... Captain Chen, I'm a little scared! The pony nested behind Captain Chen, not daring to move.
Captain Chen glanced back at the pony, then took a cigarette in his mouth and walked towards the police car, and after a while, he carried a bag of lime and scattered it on the ground.
"Pony, take this gentleman back to the police station first!" Captain Chen, who had done everything, looked at the crazy man and said to himself.
Captain Chen remembered that the old captain once said that people who are frightened to delirium and mentally disordered are especially easy to be targeted by dirty things.
Because the yang energy on their bodies is close to the point of extinguishing, it is easy for dirty things to cover this kind of person.
"Good, Captain!" With that, Pony takes the man into the police car and leaves.
Soon, the place was quiet again, and the blackened street lights on the side of the road slowly brightened, illuminating the snow-white lime ground on the ground.
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Fortune teller, Ye Fan's room.
Ye Fan sat on the chair and suddenly smiled lightly, everything that happened in the distance was under Ye Fan's nose.
Captain Chen took the man away, worried that he would be targeted by dirty things, but he was really careful.
Ye Fan looked out the window at the dark night, looking at the biography that would be left in the world in the future, a book written by those experiences before he became a Heavenly Dao.
This is the history of the growth of the Heavenly Dao, the biography of the transformation of human nature into the Heavenly Dao, and the books that I read and miss thousands of years later in the future will suddenly smile.
I am happy in my heart.
Ye Fan stood up from the chair, stretched his waist, and said to the lonely sky where the police car was whining and leaving: "Those who are destined for me will naturally be blessed by me, and it is too late to hide the dirty things, how can moths fight the fire!" ”
Of course, this sentence is sounding in the sky, and no one can ever hear it!
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The night ends, and the day comes.
Next.
A phone call was made to Ye Fan, who was sleeping, and Ye Fan opened his eyes sleepily and took a look.
The caller ID is called: Mei Linlin.
"Hey, you're going to me, call me so early." Ye Fan glanced at the time on the phone screen, rolled around on the bed, and then continued to sleep with his eyes closed.
"Ye Fan, I'm on my way to buy groceries now, don't forget that today is my birthday." On the other end of the phone, Mei Linlin's voice rang, and her speech was still so crisp and neat.
"I'm not going today, I'm not feeling well." Ye Fan's sleeping Mimi's eyes opened a slit and looked at the call time and name notes on the phone.
"No, today is my birthday, do you dare not give me face, Xia Yuyan, do you still want it? I told her not to like you, with her delicate appearance, she can pull a man to like it, and a man can satisfy her......" On the other end of the phone, Mei Linlin's vigorous voice came.
It's just that in less than a second, Mei Linlin's painful voice and wheezing sound came from the other end of the sentence. "Ah......h
This tone came out of Mei Linlin's mouth, from the other end of the phone, to Ye Fan's ears, how could TMD be so similar to Ya Yan Butterfly, quite a teacher's charm.
"Xia Yuyan, don't move, don't pinch me, I'm in pain!"
"Xia Yuyan, you pinched my grapes, let go!"
"It hurts!"
Ye Fan was so hilarious on the other end of the phone, he didn't feel sleepy, what are the two golden flowers doing in the school?
Is the school flower so skinny?
Ye Fan's eyes looked towards the slightly bright sky, and then scenes appeared in Ye Fan's mind.
One is wearing Xia Yuyan in a blue school uniform, the other is Mei Linlin in a miniskirt, and the two of them are frolicking on the street with a small bag of vegetables in their hands.
At this time, Xia Yuyan was shyly attacking her best friend, a sworn friend who left no room for his mouth.
And Mei Linlin, because she was holding vegetables in her left hand and a mobile phone in her right hand, was caught by Xia Yuyan with nowhere to dodge.
I saw that her beautiful face became grinning because of the pain in her chest.
"Call you nonsense, call you nonsense." Soon, Xia Yuyan's voice came from the other end of the phone, feeling quite happy after the success of revenge. 、
Mei Linlin gently rubbed her chest with her white palm to relieve the pain of being caught by QQ candy just now, and then looked at the little white wolf Xia Yuyan with a face, and the whole person turned her face sideways, not wanting to see this timid best friend, and said: "Xia Yuyan, I'm helping you, you will take revenge." ”
Xia Yuyan opened her mouth to refute, but the words came to her lips, and she didn't know what to say, I stammered, "I...... Where do I need your help, I don't. ”
"No, okay. Don't always call Ye Fan in front of and after Ye Fan at night, my sister is not him, I can't learn! Mei Linlin tilted her little neck and snorted to the side.
"You're ......!" Xia Yuyan looked at the phone that was still on the phone, and pounced directly on Mei Linlin in annoyance, and the two of them were entangled together, so it was not lively.
Two big beauties, when the street is torn, this picture doesn't look better.
"That...... I won't participate today, I'll attend your birthday in September. Ye Fan pulled the sheet over his body, then turned over and lay on his side, and said to Mei Linlin on the other end of the phone.
"Huh! Do you know my birthday? There was a surprised inquiry on the other end of the phone, and Mei Linlin's small eyebrows furrowed together in confusion.
"The school flower of our school, male compatriots who don't know your birthday." Ye Fan said.
"Yes, but you really don't come to my lunar birthday today? Xia Yuyan and I will cook by ourselves, and by the way, I invited a lot of beauties. On the other end of the phone came Mei Linlin's voice and the sound of the plastic bag she was carrying.
"No, my body can't bear it." Ye Fan, who was lying on the bed, said, the boy who went to attend her birthday today may not have the appetite to eat for half a month, a group of her good friends and girlfriends cook in person, salt does not need money, a bag of vegetables; Salt is used as sugar...... Pepper thought it was cumin, and a group of big ladies who didn't know MSG would create devil food today.
"Hee-hee...... Okay, I'll invite you again for your birthday in September! Mei Linlin smiled, I don't know if she understood Ye Fan's ridiculous words.
After Ye Fan hung up the phone and put the quilt back on and fell asleep, something big happened in Donghai City!
This big event is like an earthquake, shaking all the leaders of Donghai City!
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Ask for a tip.
(End of chapter)