"What is it?" Bluegrass was also beating a drum in her heart.

It's strange, the word "perverted" is usually yelled at him the most.

But when she really wanted her to tell where he was perverted, she couldn't say.

Why is that?

Could it be that she is guilty of some kind of paranoid disease? Once you decide that a person is perverted, do you have to shout it out again and again?

Looking at her stunned appearance, Nightshade chuckled and asked, "You can't tell where I'm perverted, can you?" ”

"Who said that?" "In my opinion, you have a lot of perverts, such as being domineering, forcing me to do things I don't like at every turn, and always pretending to be mysterious to intimidate me, and ......"

"I've done all of this to you?" Nightshade questioned, "I never thought I was overbearing to you, I never thought I forced you to do something you didn't like, let alone pretend to be mysterious and intimidate you." ”

"You ......" Bluegrass looked at him speechlessly, "why are you repeating my words?" Interesting? ”

"I ask you rhetorically, do you want you to think for yourself, do you think I am overbearing to you, and you really don't accept it at all in your heart? Do you think that behind what I am forcing you to do, you are not secretly rejoicing in your heart? Do you think that my pretense of mysteriously intimidating you is not your hypocritical accusation? ”

"Nightfall, you're enough?" Blue grass slapped the water with both hands unhappily and snorted angrily, "Nightfall, you are really a big pervert, a complete pervert. ”

Looking at her crazy appearance, Nightshade's mood was extremely good.

He gently wiped the splash from her face and said with a smile, "Very good, judging by your reaction, I finally understand what you mean by perverted?" That is duplicity, since ancient times, women are fickle animals, duplicity is a disguise for women to cover up their true thoughts in their hearts, so your accusations against me, you can understand my perverted mood at every turn, I just hope you don't continue to be duplicitous in the future, what I like is to show your attitude towards me straightforwardly! ”

"......" his long words left Bluegrass speechless for a long time.

After saying this question to her, and explaining to herself, Nightshade also became very quiet, and slowly closed his eyes with his back against the bathtub, so that people didn't know what he was thinking?

"Bell bell bell ......"

The silence in the bathroom was broken by the screeching of cell phone ringtones.

Bluegrass took a deep breath and nudged Nightshade's shoulder, "Your phone rings again." ”

"Go pick it up for me." The man's eyes were not open.

Belch?

Bluegrass was stunned.

What is this guy talking about? Let her answer the phone for him?

Well, whatever his intentions, this is a chance to escape from this suffocating bathtub.

"Okay, since you asked me to answer the phone for you, then you want to tell me the screen opening password?" Bluegrass took the opportunity to ask for the password that confused her?

Hearing this, the night suddenly opened his eyes to look at her.

Blue grass was stared at by him and his scalp was numb, "What are you doing?" You asked me to answer the phone for you, but you didn't tell me the password, how can I answer the phone for you? ”

Ye Yan hooked her lips slightly, grabbed her little hand and kissed it to her mouth, and said with a smile, "It's very simple, as long as you have my presence in your heart, my phone screen will naturally be open for you." ”

Lancao thought he was joking, so he asked sneeringly, "Is there such a strange way to open the screen?" Could it be that this is the legendary telepathy? ”

"That's right." Nightshade spat out two firm words from her thin lips.

"Nightfall, don't make trouble, keep making trouble, I not only think you're perverted, but you're still very naïve!"

"Childishness is a right that men are born with." Nightshade chuckled.

"You ......" Blue Grass was speechless and couldn't help but mock, "I see that you must not have drunk mother's milk when you were a child, otherwise you wouldn't think that childishness is a man's natural and unique right,"

"Woman, this has nothing to do with drinking or not with mother's milk, don't you know?" Nightshade said slowly.

"I'm a woman, whether it matters or not, I know better than you." Not to be outdone, Blue Grass returned to him.

"Really?" Nightshade snorted disapprerovingly, his eyes still on her, as if he enjoyed chatting with her nonsensically.

"Ringing ringing!"

The mobile phone outside rang again and again, as if it was determined to let the owner answer the phone.

It can't be that there really is something important to find the night dead, right?

Bluegrass muttered to herself.

But looking at the indifferent and steady man in front of him, Lan Cao had the idea that the emperor was not in a hurry to die as a eunuch.

Well, in order to find out who exactly called Nightfall, she went to help him answer the call.

Thinking about it, Lan Cao ignored the man in front of him who had been staring at him, and walked out of the bathtub generously, put on the bath and left the bathroom......

"Woman, the bathroom floor is slippery, you walk carefully, lest our baby in your belly be hurt."

The man said this coldly behind the blue grass, which made her bare feet almost slip and fall.

Fortunately, she held on to the shelf next to her in time.

Looking back and seeing the mischievous smile, Blue Grass didn't bother to fight, grabbed a bottle of something and threw it at him.

The bottle ended up in the bathtub, splashing more than a meter high.

Nightshade picked up the bottle and looked at it, and raised her eyebrows, "Woman, you are so ruthless, do you know what this is?" Do you know you almost ruined me? ”

Lan Cao, who had not paid attention to him, had already walked to the bathroom door, and after hearing his terrifying words, she stopped and looked back at him, "What do you mean?" ”

Nightshade raised the bottle in his hand at her and asked solemnly, "Do you see clearly?" This bottle contains chemicals, and if it leaks into the water, it can immediately melt the fish into water, and even though I am not a fish, the part of me that is covered in water is estimated to melt as well. ”

Bluegrass's heart thumped.

It's terrifying.

But what kind of chemicals can melt people away when he says it is so vicious? Why is it in this bathroom?

"Ring, ring, ring."

The phone started ringing again, and this was the fourth time.

Bluegrass gritted her teeth, turned and ran out of the bathroom, picked up the phone and swiped her finger across the screen.

It is still prompted to enter a password to open the screen.

"Liar! Doesn't it say that sincerity is spirituality? Why is there no telepathy between her and this phone? ”

At this moment, the muffled voice of the night died from the bathroom......

"Woman, if you like me from the bottom of your heart, then calm down and stare at the screen for three seconds to see if you can unlock it."

Is that okay too?

Well, let's try it, she wants to see if this guy said that the way that the unlocking function is more unique than any brand of mobile phone in the world works?