Chapter 170: Schadenfreude
"My Jinhua ham sausage!!" - When I heard this, my heart was running through countless MMPs!
A foodie is a foodie! At this time, do you still remember my Jinhua ham?
While scolding MMP, the pressure in my heart also increased suddenly!
Don't underestimate the power of foodies!
The power of a foodie can make one of the weakest little demons kill countless big demons!
At the same time, he will be desperate to eat me!
Think of the grains of rice that don't let go - that's what happened to me!
The demon rushed over with all his might, and when he pounced, his bulky body soared into the air, and countless eyes on the huge lord's face were gloating at me, as if they also wanted to see my miserable end!
But among the swollen eyes, there was only one pair of eyes that glowed green, and this should be the demon's own eyes!
He opened his huge mouth excitedly, his long tongue falling out of his mouth, and saliva running down his tongue - to such a point of greed? Could it be that this is a starving ghost?
I turned around and tried to run, but it was too late.
Bang!
He crashed into the barrier!
I was startled, and after a few seconds of breaking my mind, I reacted and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good that there is this enchantment, otherwise I would really be eaten by ghosts!" β
As I spoke, I touched the thick barrier.
But unexpectedly, as soon as I touched the enchantment, the demon who stiffened after hitting the enchantment suddenly slowed down and roared: "My Jinhua ham, no one is allowed to rob it!" It's mine! Roar! β
In the next second, he tore through the barrier!
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Astound!
I was really scared stupid, at this moment, I didn't have time to think so much in my head, my body had already instinctively rolled on the spot and escaped from the clutches of the demon.
When I was safe, I looked at the shattered barrier and realized what it was all about.
I'm afraid even Xu Hongyi didn't expect the power of foodies to be so strong, right? He's already a very cautious warlock, and the barrier he has set up should be foolproof. But he shouldn't know what the last remaining ghost will look like after the ghost eats the ghost, so he made a wrong assessment of the power of this ghost Gu, and the enchantment set up can't stop this ghost Gu at all!
"Jinhua ham~!" The demon smiled lewdly at me, in the same tone as when he was a little devil, holding my legs and talking.
Awesome.
He had eaten so many evil ghosts, and looking at his huge body, and seeing countless faces on that body, I knew that this ghost's body should be deranged, and all the ghosts' consciousness was still there, and it was not completely fused into one.
But in this case, he can still maintain his true nature??
This can only show that the power of foodies is really strong!
The foodie ran towards me like a dog, hand and foot.
And constantly shouting "Jinhua ham"!
Finished.
I know that something is wrong, the power of a foodie is very strong, and he will never stop until he eats me!
And I also ate a piece of grave soil, this grave soil rice must be mixed with his grave soil, the ghost and his own grave soil have a unique sense, that is to say, even if I hide today, no matter if I hide to the end of the world or the cape in the future, he can find me!
Only one of me and him will survive to the end!
This man, of course, is me!
How could I possibly die in the mouth of such a monster?
Moreover, if I was really eaten by this "foodie", wouldn't it mean that my skills were not as good as Xu Hongyi?
My skills are worse than anyone else's, but I only don't want to be worse than Xu Hongyi, maybe it's because Xu Hongyi and I are both soul assassins, in the same industry, I don't want to lose to anyone!
I formed the seal and hit the demon, but the seal was so light that it dissipated into air, and the demon still rushed towards me with the same speed and face, which means that the seal I just hit him was not painful for him at all!
Now, I know how high the demons are!
It's really hard to deal with!
I saw that he was almost rushing in front of me, and I couldn't think about it so much anymore, so I quickly pulled out my legs and ran, looking for an opportunity to cast a spell on the ghost's body while running, but my spell was like being bitten by a mosquito to him, it didn't hurt or itch!
The skin is too thick to wear, what should I do?
"Giggleββ!"
The demons melted into him, but the consciousness was not yet gone, and they laughed at me:
"It's a good run!"
"Where else can you run? There is not a single family within a radius of dozens of miles from this place, do you think someone will come to save you! β
"Hurry up and get eaten! Come, I still have a place here, Uncle Ben allows you kid to come and squeeze with me! β
"Brothers, do you want to take a gamble?"
"Bet on what?"
"Just bet on whether this 'ham' will be eaten? If the bet wins, there is no reward; If you lose the bet, extinguish your consciousness yourself! β
"Extinguished consciousness? It's so ruthless, who's going to bet on you about that? β
"Otherwise, what else can we take out to gamble? Anyway, being eaten by this idiot, we can only accept our fate, do you think you can still have the possibility of escaping from this body? We have been eaten, and sooner or later our consciousness will be swallowed up by the consciousness of the subject, and it is better to die early than to die late, and it is better to destroy our own consciousness than to be eliminated by the consciousness of the subject. β
A ghost sighed, "You're right, otherwise what else can you do?" β
"I bet he's eaten!"
"I'm betting he's been eaten, too!"
Collective bet that I was eaten.
So the dealer was embarrassed: "Hey, hey, don't bring such a feed!" Everyone bets that he will be eaten, so what's the point of this bet? At the end of the day, it's either a total loss or an all-win situation. Do you think it's fun? β
"We're going to be eaten anyway, and we're going to be destroyed anyway, so don't you care if we win or lose?"
ββ¦β¦ That's right, too. Then collectively bet on him to be eaten. β
"Hmm!"
Hearing this conversation during the escape, I couldn't help but laugh and cry, and couldn't help but turn around and curse: "You stupid pigs! Can't you just have a little ambition? If you are eaten, you are willing to voluntarily destroy your consciousness? Isn't that too cheap to eat that little devil you eat? So frustrated, how can you still have the face to say that you are a demon!! β
"Jinhua ham~!" However, unlike those gossiping and talking dejecting things, the main consciousness of this foodie seems to be completely different from theirs!
Other evil spirits are rejoicing in suffering, and he is still thinking about Jinhua ham!
That's no one anymore!
I'll run!
n*1000m Sprint Race!
The ghost is still chasing after him.
Fortunately, he had eaten too many ghosts, and his body was as heavy as a hill, and he couldn't even run.
The ghosts began to babble again: "Stinky boy, do you dare to repeat what you just said? β
I tore out my throat and shouted, "I said you have no ambition! Sit down under! Are you little sheep? Lost the face of the devil! Why are you embarrassed to call yourself evil spirits? If I were you, I would have killed my consciousness right now and committed suicide! Why stay! Lose face! β
The demons roared angrily:
"Stinky boy! What did you say? You say we're submissive little sheep? Do we look like little sheep there? β
"We are demons!"
"Don't say it, that kid is right, I feel ashamed now...... But what can be done? I've been eaten, even if I have a temper, I can't get out, this is fate! Alas! β
"Dead boy! How dare you insult us! Hum! You won't survive more than ten minutes anyway! Did you just spend your energy shouting at us? Can you still catch your breath now? Can you still run? Hahaha! Can't run, right? β
"You're going to get caught! Hahaha! β
"I'm going to be eaten."
"Run! You run! Do you think you can outrun the ghosts? Ha ha! β
"Don't struggle, little brother, I see that you are very handsome, I still have a vacant seat here, I am willing to squeeze with you, come on!"
"Stupid, how dare he insult us? We bet that he will be eaten, 100% winning, and if we win, our consciousness will be able to stay, since we can stay, why should we die? He is just a mortal, and being eaten is being eaten, and he will not be like us, and he will still have the consciousness to stay. Haha, when the time comes, you don't care if we are ashamed. Stupid! β
And I:
WhewW......
As soon as I opened my mouth and roared twice, the cold wind poured into the trachea, and even the lungs became hot!
When running, breathing is the most important thing, if you can breathe in line with the pace, then you can run long without getting tired, but I just yelled twice, my breath is already messed up, and there is no way to continue to maintain it!
Knock knock!
The sound of the demons running is approaching.
My feet went limp, and I suddenly fell!
Finished!
No one can save me now!
Boom!
The demon jumped in front of me!
"Haha! Got caught, right? β
"Do you dare to humiliate us? Now it's your turn to be eaten, right? β
"Goodbye, boy, don't talk so crazy in the future. If you talk too wildly, you will be eaten by evil spirits. β
"Handsome guy~, it's okay~, come to my sister's place, my sister still has a place for you here, I'm willing to squeeze it with you, mua~!"
The consciousness said babblingly.
And the consciousness of the subject looked at me and drooled: "Jin ~ Hua ~ Fire ~ Leg ~!" β
I was desperate.
All spells are useless, karmic fire can't burn him, I'm tired of running, is it possible to shout "Uncle Lin" at this time, will he come down from the sky to save me?
No, it won't.
That ghost fairy is very vulgar, not a fairy at all.
The demon stretched out his hand and grabbed at me.
I struggled a little and didn't struggle anymore because I was tired.
He grabbed me in front of him and opened his mouth to eat me.
At this time, I heard the laughter of those who were gloating in their consciousness, and they had fallen to the point where they could only find a glimmer of pleasure in the misfortunes of others.
Finished.
Goodbye, my shop.
Goodbye, world.
I mourned for myself and closed my eyes.
"Hiccup......!"
Suddenly, a loud sound rushed to my face with a breath, and I was stunned!
Don't say I'm confused, even those gossip consciousnesses are confused and can't laugh.
All of a sudden, the world became incredibly pure!
The demon burped and said, "What should I do when I am full and cannot eat?" β